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  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    soulsinging wrote:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    There are a couple of reasons why men truly cheat.

    1) The Pootie is super awesome

    2) We were given the gift of masturbation. During this glorius process, we are more sexually titilated by the images of past sexual events to fuel our hand powered Erotica. So, the more sexual encounters I have, the better chance I have something good to jerk off to through the rest of my days...especially once the wife is 55+ and that sweet thang is no longer of any value to me.

    In summation, the poo poo has a finite usable shelf life and if you got hammer fucked out by some guy you went to high school with in 1990, he still jerks off thinking about you, even if you're a pig now.

    just don't forget that she's probably getting off to thoughts of him when you're fucking her too ;)

    I don't know. I'm not a woman. I don't know what they think about or how they get off. I was just giving facts from the male perspective. Sexual memories get filed directly to our Masturbation Mental Rolodex.
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I don't know. I'm not a woman. I don't know what they think about or how they get off. I was just giving facts from the male perspective. Sexual memories get filed directly to our Masturbation Mental Rolodex.

    or would if most of mine weren't tied to excessive alcohol consumption ;)
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    What's the point in even wondering why they do it? That's behaving as if it's related to the spouse. It's not. I think the problem is entirely generated in the man internally. It's his issue.

    If husbands do, wives either deal with it or leave 'em.

    If they don't cheat, you're a lucky wife. :)
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  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    i find there are VERY few wives that make their marriage a priority.

    They are THERE.. I have met them, seen them in action, and envy their husbands.

    The Vast majority of married men (or formerly married) report the following:

    1) She's more interested in "keeping up" with her chardonnay drinking, jacuzzi sitting, sex in the city GFs, then to notice her husbamd just came off a 12 hour stint at the office getting his ass chewed out by corprate alligators.

    2) She think of sex as a chore. You are a pest to her.

    3) You hit the door at the end of day and immediatelky are hit with ALL the things she has to get done and hasn't been able to so you better get your ass in gear.

    4) Anytime you are relaxing in your home, you are accused of "not helping her" with 1 million projects.

    5) She had YOUR kids and although they are now old enough to take care of themselves, its ungrateful of you to expect her to give you more than five seconds of her attention in her every demanding social calendar. Ugh! the life of a soccer mom is so tough!
    :roll:
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  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Here's another good reason...

    I think it's safe to say that 100% of guys like to get their dick sucked. It's become common for women to think that once you're married, blowjobs virtually come to an end, aside from a special occasion. But, if you're married to a guy that likes BJ's, and you used to provide BJ's only to retire from BJ's after he marries you, he won't tell you this, but he'll slowly start to despise you. Over time, he'll get his dick sucked from somebody who appreciates the needs of men.

    So ladies, get out there and suck some dick to save your marriage.
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Here's another good reason...

    I think it's safe to say that 100% of guys like to get their dick sucked. It's become common for women to think that once you're married, blowjobs virtually come to an end, aside from a special occasion. But, if you're married to a guy that likes BJ's, and you used to provide BJ's only to retire from BJ's after he marries you, he won't tell you this, but he'll slowly start to despise you. Over time, he'll get his dick sucked from somebody who appreciates the needs of men.

    So ladies, get out there and suck some dick to save your marriage.

    hahaha. at the risk of making this thread TOO misogynistic, this reminded me of another great bit from greg giraldo:

    "My favorite story from this last year was that guy Brian Nichols who was on trial for rape. Instead of going on trial, he stole a gun from a court officer, pistol whipped a bunch of people, murdered a bunch of people, then he held this woman hostage in her apartment for seven hours, she makes him breakfast, and he let her go.

    Now I don't want to sound sexist, but there is a lesson there, you know? It may not kill you girls to learn your way around the kitchen. All it took was a little breakfast to turn this murdering rapist into John Mayer."
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    locked wrote:
    3) You hit the door at the end of day and immediatelky are hit with ALL the things she has to get done and hasn't been able to so you better get your ass in gear.

    4) Anytime you are relaxing in your home, you are accused of "not helping her" with 1 million projects.

    these are so true it's not even funny. i think the divorce rates in this country would plummet almost overnight if every woman in the country agreed to not speak a word even for just the first half hour after we get home!
  • rearviewmiror
    rearviewmiror Posts: 894
    I know I got divorced for a couple of reasons. Being treated as furniture was one and the other would be my in-law's never letting us be a separate unit.

    Allright there were more than a couple, but being taken for granted is a HUGE deal that keeps getting glossed over.
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  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    edited December 2009
    locked wrote:
    i find there are VERY few wives that make their marriage a priority.

    They are THERE.. I have met them, seen them in action, and envy their husbands.

    The Vast majority of married men (or formerly married) report the following:

    1) She's more interested in "keeping up" with her chardonnay drinking, jacuzzi sitting, sex in the city GFs, then to notice her husbamd just came off a 12 hour stint at the office getting his ass chewed out by corprate alligators.

    2) She think of sex as a chore. You are a pest to her.

    3) You hit the door at the end of day and immediatelky are hit with ALL the things she has to get done and hasn't been able to so you better get your ass in gear.

    4) Anytime you are relaxing in your home, you are accused of "not helping her" with 1 million projects.

    5) She had YOUR kids and although they are now old enough to take care of themselves, its ungrateful of you to expect her to give you more than five seconds of her attention in her every demanding social calendar. Ugh! the life of a soccer mom is so tough!
    :roll:

    As a veteran of 13.5 years of happy (sometimes rocky) marriage I would like to chime in here locked if you don't mind. First off, what most married people don't understand is that you have to put your spouse first - always. Over your kids, over your job, over yourself. The reason being if you both put each other first, then you both feel needed and not neglected or taken for granted. And that trickles down to your kids who above all else need the safety of a stable marriage. I wholeheartedly disagree with the notion of people putting their kids first and I know plenty of people who do that and their marriages suffer for it.

    1) My wife loves hanging out with her friends and doing that (drinking wine, goofing off, movies, etc.) but we have an agreement that we come first. And if she wants to hang with her friends, I get to hang with mine, but we come first. It took a long time to make this work, but it does.

    2) Then that marriage is doomed. Again (even in sex) you put your spouse's needs and wants first. Do that and you both win. Oh, and in defense of the women, men need to know what they are doing. Foreplay matters!

    3) This is bad. We both work and I have to admit that sometimes I do that to her because I get home first and cook dinner most nights. So when I do, I think of all the stuff that needs to be done. We are constantly working on this one - trying to save those discussions for after dinner or something. No one like to get hit with this stuff when they walk in the door.

    4) Don't really have this one. We each have our own area of expertise. I do the repairs, but I don't paint and decorate. She's more than willing to take that on, but she doesn't do anything in the garden except kill flowers so I get that. Same with chores. Grocery shopping, dinner, dishes and cleaning up after, pet stuff - me. Laundry, sweeping and mopping, etc. - her.

    5) Again, you have to want to contribute time if you want to make it work. An attitude like that is unacceptable and that marriage is doomed. But the guy has to be involved too with soccer/baseball/basketball/homework, etc.

    Maybe I am just lucky. But luck is only a small part of it. You have to work at it. Both do. No one ever said it was going to be easy. This is why I hate the romantic comedies and movies like Twilight because I think they set people up to expect the entire relationship will go like that 2 hour movie.
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  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    good stuff Flagg!

    you're one of the ones I envy..
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Lizard wrote:
    I like Cosmo and Norm's responses.

    :D
    plus one!

    Wish you were here...
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  • The Juggler
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    Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    wonder why Tiger did.

    Bored and more money than god I suspect!! :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Lizard wrote:
    wonder why Tiger did.

    Bored and more money than god I suspect!! :D


    i never perceived god to be a rich man.
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    The men that do cheat, don't realize how good they really have it....

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • The Juggler
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    The women that do cheat, don't realize how good they really have it...
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,228
    The Jeagler wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    wonder why Tiger did.

    Bored and more money than god I suspect!! :D

    I wonder how this Tiger thing had gone down had his WIFE done the cheating?

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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Lizard wrote:
    wonder why Tiger did.

    Bored and more money than god I suspect!! :D
    ...
    Fame and fortune.
    Some women will throw themselves at fame and/or fortune. Huge temptations that Reg'lur Joe office worker will never have to face. I'm not giving Tiger Woods a pass on the cheating thing... i believe that character should surpass fame and fortune. But, i also believe that Mrs. Tiger Woods should have known what she was getting into. I have a pretty good hunch that if Tiger Woods was an Oracle Database Administrator... the former Swedish model would not be married to him. Those people operate on a completely different stratosphere and the rest of us... but, it doesn't clear them of character traits and moral compasses.
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    We need more men like Paul Newman.

    I hope I never hear he cheated!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Lizard wrote:
    We need more men like Paul Newman.

    I hope I never hear he cheated!!
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... 384887.ece
    HOLLYWOOD legend PAUL NEWMAN was a womanising drunk, a new book will claim.

    The biography is said to shatter the late actor's image as a faithful husband to his wife of 50 years, JOANNE WOODWARD.

    It claims Newman, who died last year aged 83, had repeated flings.

    One unnamed woman claims she ended an 18-month affair, telling the star: "You're always drunk and you can't even make love."

    Paul Newman: A Life also says the star was a "functioning alcoholic", downing a case of beer a day. The book by SHAWN LEVY is out next month

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z0YZ5gDwEZ
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