Stone Gossard...

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  • Stone worked fervently behind the scenes to get Kanye signed to a record deal, thinking it would be a funny joke on humanity.
  • Stone Gossard lost his virginity before his parents did.
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • Stone was the inspiration for Olympia Dukakis’s Academy Award-winning performance in Moonstruck and was on the set to offer advice and insight.
  • Stone Gossard taught the Backspacer turtle how to swim.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    The Berlin Wall was actually brought down by Stone after hearing there were a pair of sexy orange plaid trousers for sale in East Berlin.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • phungi
    phungi Posts: 641
    Stone is a messenger and all the news is good
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • Always thinking of the environment, Stone Gossard will not opt for plastic surgery unless it's already been recycled.
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  • Stone is an alien and his primary residence is a delightful home, behind the sun.
    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone keeps Michael Jackson's real face in his fridge. Next to the milk.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Always thinking of the environment, Stone Gossard will not opt for plastic surgery unless it's already been recycled.

    :lol:
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    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard will not only plant trees, he will only plant trees which have performed 28 hours of community service. He insists this is somehow an assurance of quality.
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    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone has both Sasquatch and Jim Morrison's mum on speed dial.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Stone Gossard also had a 10 year affair with Mackenzie Phillips...........and Oprah.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once ate 31 veggie hotdogs in 12 minutes. This was not part of a contest. This was at a children's birthday party in 2005. All of them cried.
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    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Stone Gossard duckwalks on the spot in airport queues.
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    When informed about the possibility of an upcoming drinking water shortage in the world, Stone spent 2 hours on Saturday crying into the West Seattle reservoir, raising the water level 1000%, and assuring the good people of Seattle that they would not suffer. And after the final Philly show on the 31st, he's hopping on a plane to the middle east, armed with pictures of puppies and lost children. According to CNN, the water shortage problem will be solved by November 3rd.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • clockistotime
    clockistotime Los Angeles, CA Posts: 249
    Stone added extra letters to the english alphabet, but only he and john lithgow can use or understand them.
    "one man stands the edge of the ocean
    a beacon on dry land
    eyes above the horizon
    in the dark before the dawn..."
    "i am a donut"
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Superman_emblem__515196852.jpg
    ....stands for Stone.
    'nuff said.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once knew the exact number of jelly beans in a very very large jar.
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    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • Stone Gossard hand-knitted 48 sweaters using the wool from the sheep on the 'Vs.' cover. Jeff Ament has one with a big 'J' on the chest.
    I love to turn you on