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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has 638 guitars in his personal collection.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    edited July 2011
    Stone Gossard is a Fleet Admiral in online Battleship, with over 2,000 wins and a current win streak of 32......
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is allergic to apple juice, but not apples.
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard is taking E-Bow lessons.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can change a flat tire with a pocket knife and a rolled up newspaper.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard packs himself in dry ice every night, he calls this the "human fog machine"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard think it's awesome the original poster just posted on this thread!!!
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard is seeing the last Harry Potter movie tonight even though he already stars in it.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is seeing the last Harry Potter movie tonight even though he already stars in it.

    Stone Gossard names all of his "my little pony" collectible figurines after characters in the Harry Potter films.

    Right now Sparkly Butterscotch Dumbledore is in an epic battle with Mint n Chip Malfoy...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    failedpersephone wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is seeing the last Harry Potter movie tonight even though he already stars in it.

    Stone Gossard names all of his "my little pony" collectible figurines after characters in the Harry Potter films.

    Right now Sparkly Butterscotch Dumbledore is in an epic battle with Mint n Chip Malfoy...

    Not only that, Stone Gossard uses his magic to turn the ponies life-size where he rides then into the setting sun.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    thefixer9 wrote:
    failedpersephone wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is seeing the last Harry Potter movie tonight even though he already stars in it.

    Stone Gossard names all of his "my little pony" collectible figurines after characters in the Harry Potter films.

    Right now Sparkly Butterscotch Dumbledore is in an epic battle with Mint n Chip Malfoy...

    Not only that, Stone Gossard uses his magic to turn the ponies life-size where he rides then into the setting sun.
    ...barechested and showing off his thatch of man fur.





    or...is that only in my fantasies?


    Stone Gossard orders pistachio ice cream, lets it melt and then strains all of the pistachios out.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard orders a milkshake and then asks for it to be stirred, not shaken.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard not only IS Hedwig, his nickname for his back nipple is the "angry inch"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard secret identity is Drassog Enots.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Stone Gossard secret identity is Drassog Enots.

    LMAO dude!


    Stone is always so surprised when his dastardly deeds are intercepted and foiled!


    Stone Gossard wears "wookie" pants under his swim trunks.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard got a rock for Halloween.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    When Stone Gossard belches he calls it "butterfly farts" and giggles like a schoolgirl at summer camp.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard got a perm last Monday and now he is getting mistaken for a cat.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wears a sweater vest when he goes swimming at the local community pool. He has very sensitive nipples that chafe with too much chlorine
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard used to be a math teacher until he realized that he would rather play scrabble instead.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard is tv's Scott Baio.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard provides the voice for Darth Vader.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard is only available in Blu-Ray.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard will end the NFL lockout.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has no finger prints.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    When taking the SAT, if you put "Stone Gossard" as your name, you automatically score a 2400 and are handed a full scholarship to Harvard, Yale or M.I.T., your choice.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Crayola has just released a new color: Stone Gossard.
    It's whatever color it wants to be.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    The first ingredient in every birthday cake ever made: Stone Gossard.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    If you turn the televison on right now...all that's on is Stone Gossard.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    The biggest planet in the solar system: Stone Gossard.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
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