Stone Gossard...

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone can actually hear people in space scream
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • clockistotime
    clockistotime Los Angeles, CA Posts: 249
    Stone once gave birth to an entire village... twice

    If Stone makes eye contact with a planet, he can increase it's orbit by 5 times. if he double takes, the planet explodes...

    (sorry i've been drinking)
    "one man stands the edge of the ocean
    a beacon on dry land
    eyes above the horizon
    in the dark before the dawn..."
    "i am a donut"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone has never ever been beaten at Stone, Paper, Scissors.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • clockistotime
    clockistotime Los Angeles, CA Posts: 249
    Stone invented the turn signal, thus single-handedly eliminating stupidity...
    "one man stands the edge of the ocean
    a beacon on dry land
    eyes above the horizon
    in the dark before the dawn..."
    "i am a donut"
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Stone is his own light source.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone has always resented the line "we were but stones, your light made us stars". Stone's sister has it tattooed on her wrist.
  • I_GOT_no_IDea
    I_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    Stone both reads and contributes to this thread regularly.
    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone's suggestion that a garden of Stone would be wickedawesome was misinterpreted by one, Edward Vedder.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    In an alternate universe somewhere every dream Stone has is actually happening.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone has your name tattooed on his butt.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone invented algebra, coffins, holistic medicine, jaffa oranges, hope and leprosy when he was kinda bored one afternoon
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone's image is burnt into one piece of toast every morning in Newcastle Upon Tyne. Lots of English people have a little bit of Stone in them. Hot.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone can do a 74 second wheelie on a Penny Farthing.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone created the Smurfs
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone lets Hugh Hefner borrow from his vast and varied collection of smoking jackets. In return Hefner lets Stone stroke his goats.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I_GOT_no_IDea
    I_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    dunkman wrote:
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    like this?
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    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    like this?
    7229_147383347399_552002399_3106803_6268536_n.jpg

    how did you get the blueprints!!!!! :shock:


    :lol:;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I_GOT_no_IDea
    I_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    dunkman wrote:
    I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    like this?
    7229_147383347399_552002399_3106803_6268536_n.jpg

    how did you get the blueprints!!!!! :shock:


    :lol:;)
    stone sent them to me, using a fax machine he constructed out of a fax machine and some aluminum foil
    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    ed doesn't want to let stone sing because ed wants to keep his job due to the current economic crisis
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!

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