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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Stone Gossard was originally auditioned for the role of Mayor Adam West in Family Guy.
    Upon realising that Mr West needed the work, he withdrew his application.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once donated 13 pints of blood in one sitting. Considering the average man has 7-9 pints in their whole body, this was quite a feat. Later that afternoon he wrote Mankind.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once knew the exact number of jelly beans in a very very large jar.
    he then proceeded to separate them by flavor.. alphabetically.
    and he then sorted them into colors... alphabetically.
    he then ate all of the primary colored ones in one bite.
    and then wrote Supersonic.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone Gossard taught Dr Drew everything he knows.
  • thecory
    thecory Posts: 290
    stone wants bowled a 260!
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    stone gossard invented guitar hero after playing a game with 'cready on stage where he threw full cups of beer at him during solos to break concentration
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    When Stone flushes the toilet in the southern hemisphere the water spins any which way Stone wants it to.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Crazy Marcus
    Crazy Marcus Posts: 1,823
    Stone Gossard can speak French . . . in Russian.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone Gossard broke down the wall of china and reassembled it 5 metres to the left in 25 minutes. He only needed one pee break.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone's and NASA have agreed to let any alien species that visit earth examine him as he is the only 100% perfectly formed human on earth.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • HeavyHands
    HeavyHands Posts: 2,131
    Stone Gossard traveled back in time and taught Chuck Berry a variation of the "duck walk." He then traveled to visit a young Pete Townshend and showed him how to write a guitar riff, but never told Pete his name. After Stone returned to the future, Kieth Moon asked "Who taught you to play guitar?" This is where the name "The Who" came from.

    He did this because he didn't want to be solely responsible for inventing everything good about rock music.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    edited October 2009
    Stone Gossard knows that when you get out of the water you need to dry off, in case you catch a cold. He never forgets to bring a towel.
    Post edited by JordyWordy on
  • EddieLedBetter
    EddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    You're talking about the guy that wrote the chicken dance on guitar and posted the tabs on the internet for the accordion?
  • EddieLedBetter
    EddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    The guy who's bed's cover sheet folds normally?
  • EddieLedBetter
    EddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    edited October 2009
    You can't be refering to the guy that doesn't actually have an anus but uses teleportation and Joan Rivers mouth as an exit point?
    Post edited by EddieLedBetter on
  • EddieLedBetter
    EddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    Stone Gossard's adams apple is actually a kidney stone God passed in the early 40's. Where do you think he got his name from?
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Stone Gossard has a garden in his backyard that consists of 100 different kinds of vegetables, 200 different flowers and 50 different varieties of fruits. These things were not generated from seeds, Stone commanded them to grow and they did.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Stone Gossard once flew from Seattle to New York in 43 minutes...
    on his bicycle.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Stone Gossard does not get the flu. The flu gets Stone Gossard.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • MAS
    MAS Posts: 630
    Stone Gossard banged Madonna

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