Stone Gossard...

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  • Given to...
    Given to... Wyoming Posts: 5,007
    Stone tried to be nice to Alanis Morissette, and once told Ophra she needed to get laid
    "...would you like some forks?" EV 12-02-06
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    if I get fired from my job for laughing so goddamm loud over this one IT'LL be on your HEAD mookie!

    dayum son! :D


    OOPSIE. Hope your job is secure. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    mookie9999 wrote:
    OOPSIE. Hope your job is secure. :D

    Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.

    I think you made that one up.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
    I have pre-ordered. ;)

    Stone once kicked a peglegged midget in the clavicle, stole his wooden leg and proceeded to use it to make sweet sweet love to a blind prostitute, he claims it was his "best warm up session" to date.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I think you made that one up.

    Well I guess you'll be shut out of the 10C presale which includes an inflatable whale filled with imitation blubber. Your loss, not mine!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    Stone's favorite park is "YellowStone"

    Stone's brother is named gravel

    Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
    are so cool, he invented them all by himself.

    Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea
  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    gorene wrote:
    Stone's favorite park is "YellowStone"

    Stone's brother is named gravel

    Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
    are so cool, he invented them all by himself.

    Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea

    Not many people are aware of the fact, that Stone actually used to be a duck, he was transformed into a human after eating one of those said shells...
    I desire peace where I live
    https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    Stone gossard think he should be the lead singer in more songs.

    Like the saying in Yiddish:
    Do not change a sucessfull formula.

    Or the saying in sports:
    Don't replace a winning line-up
  • nkobik
    nkobik Posts: 55
    stone gossard fights day and night to raise the awareness for clean belly buttons.
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone gossard wrote of the girl.
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    Don't practice Stoneism if you live in a glass house
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    gorene wrote:
    Don't practice Stoneism if you live in a glass house

    ouch ;)
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    When Stone Gossard was trying to persuade Eddie Vedder to join Mookie Blaylock, he tried to impress him by putting malteasers into every orifice of his body... but he fluffed and one of the malteasers popped out and hit Jeff in the forehead!
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    glasshouse wrote:
    ouch ;)

    Hi Glass,

    It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.



    Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.
  • nkobik
    nkobik Posts: 55
    gorene wrote:
    Hi Glass,

    It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.



    Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.


    stone also have a realy weird interpretation of what exactly sexual relation is...
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    gorene wrote:
    Hi Glass,

    It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.



    Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.

    you crack me up gorene :D
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    Stone would like to marry Einat Shaul.
    He even wrote on a tree Stone Loves Einat.

    But he heard Einat say:

    I Like Mike.
  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    gorene wrote:
    Stone would like to marry Einat Shaul.
    He even wrote on a tree Stone Loves Einat.

    But he heard Einat say:

    I Like Mike.

    uuummm... this is so wrong on so many levels... especially the words -

    Stone, marry, Stone, like
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    Stone cried when he fired Dave A.
    I desire peace where I live
    https://www.facebook.com/Bring.Pearl.Jam.To.Israel
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    Ahhhhhh.

    1) You do not deny that you prefer mike.

    2) Stone also cried when he fired Dave K.

    3) Stone also cried when he accidently closed the window
    and forgot his canary flew out, and when it returend it didn't notice the
    window, since stone's mom cleaned it so well you couldn't tell it was
    closed. Later stone got addicted to that window cleaning material since
    it reminded him of home and of the good life he had until the canary
    died, but that is another story.

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