Stone Gossard...
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Stone tried to be nice to Alanis Morissette, and once told Ophra she needed to get laid"...would you like some forks?" EV 12-02-060
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failedpersephone wrote:if I get fired from my job for laughing so goddamm loud over this one IT'LL be on your HEAD mookie!
dayum son!
OOPSIE. Hope your job is secure."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:OOPSIE. Hope your job is secure.
Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
I think you made that one up.0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Speaking of secure. In order to secure front row at Marine World to see the whale show, Stone had to come up with 27 different sexual positions with a blowhole. He has an instructional video coming out in the Spring.
Stone once kicked a peglegged midget in the clavicle, stole his wooden leg and proceeded to use it to make sweet sweet love to a blind prostitute, he claims it was his "best warm up session" to date.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:I think you made that one up.
Well I guess you'll be shut out of the 10C presale which includes an inflatable whale filled with imitation blubber. Your loss, not mine!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone's favorite park is "YellowStone"
Stone's brother is named gravel
Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
are so cool, he invented them all by himself.
Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea0 -
gorene wrote:Stone's favorite park is "YellowStone"
Stone's brother is named gravel
Stone Gossard - thinks his "we're jamming" head movements during the shows
are so cool, he invented them all by himself.
Immagine DVD originally incldued a part about Stone's habits, just like Jeff skating footage, but it was cut out since nobody is really intrested in watching stone collect shells at the sea
Not many people are aware of the fact, that Stone actually used to be a duck, he was transformed into a human after eating one of those said shells...I desire peace where I live
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Stone gossard think he should be the lead singer in more songs.
Like the saying in Yiddish:
Do not change a sucessfull formula.
Or the saying in sports:
Don't replace a winning line-up0 -
stone gossard fights day and night to raise the awareness for clean belly buttons.0
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stone gossard wrote of the girl.Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
Don't practice Stoneism if you live in a glass house0
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Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
When Stone Gossard was trying to persuade Eddie Vedder to join Mookie Blaylock, he tried to impress him by putting malteasers into every orifice of his body... but he fluffed and one of the malteasers popped out and hit Jeff in the forehead!0
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glasshouse wrote:ouch
Hi Glass,
It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.
Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.0 -
gorene wrote:Hi Glass,
It's all in humor, just everything fit with your nickname and all.
Stone smoked pot a few times, but he never inhaled.
you crack me up goreneAthens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
Stone would like to marry Einat Shaul.
He even wrote on a tree Stone Loves Einat.
But he heard Einat say:
I Like Mike.0 -
gorene wrote:Stone would like to marry Einat Shaul.
He even wrote on a tree Stone Loves Einat.
But he heard Einat say:
I Like Mike.
uuummm... this is so wrong on so many levels... especially the words -
Stone, marry, Stone, like
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Stone cried when he fired Dave A.I desire peace where I live
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Ahhhhhh.
1) You do not deny that you prefer mike.
2) Stone also cried when he fired Dave K.
3) Stone also cried when he accidently closed the window
and forgot his canary flew out, and when it returend it didn't notice the
window, since stone's mom cleaned it so well you couldn't tell it was
closed. Later stone got addicted to that window cleaning material since
it reminded him of home and of the good life he had until the canary
died, but that is another story.0
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