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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    acoustic guy wrote:
    lol, The story about the chic I ran from is funny. Girls don't normally hit on guys the way guys hit on girls (normally). So one night I stopped by my local watering hole and I was wearing a suite. So I am drinking my beer talking to a friend and this pretty good looking girl is sitting next to me and says something about me looking damn good and that we should hang out that night. HOLY SHIT! If I was single, I would have tapped that ass, but instead I started to sweat, I chugged my beer and hit the road! lol
    Ahhhhh, I still think about that girl, I wonder how she is doing? :D
    Why did I get married? ]/b]Oh yea I LOVE my wife. hehehe



    you love your wife, you love your wife!!! :p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • catch22
    catch22 Posts: 1,081
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    Do you think you are? :rolleyes: ?

    no, but i suspected that you might feel differently ;)
    and like that... he's gone.
  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    LMAO!! :D
    Too funny!!
    lol! welll. I didnt know how else to fill up the empty space


    ok..that didnt come out right either :eek:

    I'm with Whiz..cant believe this thread got this serious

    chill people!
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • ladygooddiva
    ladygooddiva Posts: 4,169
    i feel so sorry for you wife ...really
    you are disscusting in what you wrote..
    in this time we have aids (just meantion that)
    why to hell you get married?
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    ladygooddiva wrote:
    i feel so sorry for you wife ...really
    you are disscusting in what you wrote..
    in this time we have aids (just meantion that)
    why to hell you get married?
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Aaaaaaaaaaa......hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Relax honey....relax. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    ladygooddiva wrote:
    i feel so sorry for you wife ...really
    you are disscusting in what you wrote..
    in this time we have aids (just meantion that)
    why to hell you get married?


    I'm sure he will wear a condom.....but don't worry lady, he's all talk!! ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • ladygooddiva
    ladygooddiva Posts: 4,169
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Aaaaaaaaaaa......hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Relax honey....relax. Hahahahahahahahahaha!


    well mean what i said and i am relaced but if you ....on your wife i am sorry for her
    or was this tread a joke than it is a bad one really
  • ladygooddiva
    ladygooddiva Posts: 4,169
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I'm sure he will wear a condom.....but don't worry lady, he's all talk!! ;)

    well i worried abut his wife and the other women .....,too
    and as i said if this tread is a joke it is a bad one
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    ladygooddiva wrote:
    well mean what i said and i am relaced but if you ....on your wife i am sorry for her
    or was this tread a joke than it is a bad one really
    Could you repeat that in english please?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    ladygooddiva wrote:
    well i worried abut his wife and the other women .....,too
    and as i said if this tread is a joke it is a bad one
    I said english please. :D lmao.
    Sorry you so angry me. hahahaha
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I said english please. :D lmao.
    Sorry you so angry me. hahahaha
    Hey AG- how many languages can you speak fluently? Maybe start a thread in ladygodiva's first language (German? Sorry lady - not sure what that is). I get where you're coming from with this thread, but don't be an ass. Thanks :)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Hey AG- how many languages can you speak fluently? Maybe start a thread in ladygodiva's first language (German? Sorry lady - not sure what that is). I get where you're coming from with this thread, but don't be an ass. Thanks :)
    Hahaa okay sorry
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Hahaa okay sorry
    Thanks :) Now carry on with your impure thoughts ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Thanks :) Now carry on with your impure thoughts ;)



    :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Could you repeat that in english please?

    could you repeat it in german or spanish?

    nah didnt think so..



    not everyone on here speaks English... you included gypsy boy ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    could you repeat it in german or spanish?

    nah didnt think so..



    not everyone on here speaks English... you included gypsy boy ;)
    We speak American here, boy.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i should send my new friend mr. acoustic dude an industrial sized vat of vaseline and a learners guide on how to not be such a new jersey prick so he can wedge it directly up his ass.
    or maybe his wife would enjoy wedging it up his ass for him.

    what do you think mr. acoustic?..hhmmm

    or maybe that's to much lubricant for ya.
    a teaspoon sized might be more your speed.
    rip it up mr.
    go with it.
    bend your ass over.
    your wife has a surprise for you.
    i just fed-ex'ed her a very tiny amount of your favorite vaseline.
    the scented kind that smells like horse-shit.

    enjoy my friend.
    it'll be fun im sure.

    btw, how many languages do you know?
    you can barely spell your own fuckin name dude.
    get your ass in school.
    oh wait, your ass will soon be full.
    never mind.

    i love me :D
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    chadwick wrote:
    i should send my new friend mr. acoustic dude an industrial sized vat of vaseline and a learners guide on how to not be such a new jersey prick so he can wedge it directly up his ass.
    or maybe his wife would enjoy wedging it up his ass for him.

    what do you think mr. acoustic?..hhmmm

    or maybe that's to much lubricant for ya.
    a teaspoon sized might be more your speed.
    rip it up mr.
    go with it.
    bend your ass over.
    your wife has a surprise for you.
    i just fed-ex'ed her a very tiny amount of your favorite vaseline.
    the scented kind that smells like horse-shit.

    enjoy my friend.
    it'll be fun im sure.

    btw, how many languages do you know?
    you can barely spell your own fuckin name dude.
    get your ass in school.
    oh wait, your ass will soon be full.
    never mind.

    i love me :D

    Do you just sit around and think of this weird twisted shit?
    You people are way to fucking uptight.
    A lot of ball breaking in here but I always thought we all were still friends. I was not trying to hurts her feelings (even though she insulted me first) I am just having fun, lighten the fuck up.
    Way way way to uptight people.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    dunkman wrote:
    could you repeat it in german or spanish?

    nah didnt think so..



    not everyone on here speaks English... you included gypsy boy ;)
    No need to. But for the record I speak pretty good spanish.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Could you repeat that in english please?
    wow, btwn this, the "i really love my wife, she tries, BUT... blah blah blah, but I wish I could sleep with other women," and the wheelchair thing. You're coming across like a world class jackass.
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!

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