Bad Kissers

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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm a Harmless_little_fuck, not a harmless_little_bunny... FUCK... y'know, the kind that you want slow and relaxed on a Sunday morning, but only after he's brushed his teeth.


    Oh I do, oh I do :D:D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Well, last week, I would have been game. Unfortunately I am bethrothed to Dexter.

    Dexter? No one comes close to Jeffery Ament!

    :cool: <
    That's Jeff

    (Carry on). ;)

    :D
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm a Harmless_little_fuck, not a harmless_little_bunny... FUCK... y'know, the kind that you want slow and relaxed on a Sunday morning, but only after he's brushed his teeth.



    sigh...the best...
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Linda wrote:
    sigh...the best...

    Well they do call me Don Juan. Well, they don't, but I do... when I'm drinking.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well they do call me Don Juan. Well, they don't, but I do... when I'm drinking.

    go and brush your teeth..
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Dexter? No one comes close to Jeffery Ament!

    :cool: <
    That's Jeff

    (Carry on). ;)

    :D

    Uh, you looking to get a tongue bashing again? He's mine. Fair and square. Now back off, b***tch! :)
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    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Linda wrote:
    go and brush your teeth..

    Holy fuck

    :eek:

    I've never found that phrase such a turn on.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    xscorcho wrote:
    can i go? i also love cinque terre :D

    Sure! The more the merrier! It is a great place, isn't it? :D
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Ahhh, the joys of kissing!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    I was out at a concert and my mate hooked up wit this chick, a couple of weeks later we all went out ehn she hooked up with another one of my mates, about half an hour later i was hooking up with her then my mate hooked up with her agian. At the end of the night she came up to me and said i was a much better kisser then all of my friends. So i make sure my mates no all about it, but on reflection she sounds like a slut :eek:
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I was out at a concert and my mate hooked up wit this chick, a couple of weeks later we all went out ehn she hooked up with another one of my mates, about half an hour later i was hooking up with her then my mate hooked up with her agian. At the end of the night she came up to me and said i was a much better kisser then all of my friends. So i make sure my mates no all about it, but on reflection she sounds like a slut :eek:

    lol...awww...that's mean! :mad:

    :p but funny. I'm sure she said that to each of your friends ;)
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    pearljamjen wrote:
    lol...awww...that's mean! :mad:

    :p but funny. I'm sure she said that to each of your friends ;)

    Nah, she didnt, but ive been told it from other chicks. But sadly it has been a lean opatch for me, in a bit of a drought :( hopefully the drought will break soon, R u Female;)? jst kiddin, as long as u have a heartbeat, kidin again, im not that low
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Nah, she didnt, but ive been told it from other chicks. But sadly it has been a lean opatch for me, in a bit of a drought :( hopefully the drought will break soon, R u Female;)? jst kiddin, as long as u have a heartbeat, kidin again, im not that low

    HAHA!!! :p Yes I'm female. :cool: :p

    Well hopefully your dry spell will break soon; although if you are as good as you say you are that shouldn't be too long haha
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    pearljamjen wrote:
    HAHA!!! :p Yes I'm female. :cool: :p

    Well hopefully your dry spell will break soon; although if you are as good as you say you are that shouldn't be too long haha

    Alright tell me where u live and u can find out :p ha ha. Fingers crosse, i kniow it wont be tonight goin out for my mums bday, who knows the waitress might be a good sort.
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Alright tell me where u live and u can find out :p ha ha. Fingers crosse, i kniow it wont be tonight goin out for my mums bday, who knows the waitress might be a good sort.

    Yep, and instead of a tip you can leave your mobile number...:cool: classy! ;)
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Yep, and instead of a tip you can leave your mobile number...:cool: classy! ;)

    Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"

    Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"

    Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case


    I like that!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"

    Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case

    Well, when your mum steps away to the ladies, make your move, slick. :cool:
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Well, when your mum steps away to the ladies, make your move, slick. :cool:

    Yeh but I will also have to battle with 3 older sisters, an aunty 2 uncles a father a brother in law an uncles girlfried, i think that is all, and my 3 older sisters laugh like school girls everytime i talk to a girl.

    And when she says "Anything for dessert?" I will say hmmm well i do have a sweet tooth and something has takenn my fancy ;)
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Yeh but I will also have to battle with 3 older sisters, an aunty 2 uncles a father a brother in law an uncles girlfried, i think that is all, and my 3 older sisters laugh like school girls everytime i talk to a girl.

    And when she says "Anything for dessert?" I will say hmmm well i do have a sweet tooth and something has takenn my fancy ;)

    haha! Nice! :D I like that. ;) just the right amount of cheese but done with flair :p heehee

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