Bad Kissers

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  • I dont think so but maybe.....I know my dog is though, the little bastard always gives too much tongue.
    :p
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  • I'll never forget the first kiss with my last boyfriend. Oh my god, it was awful! :o I should have just gotten out of the car right then and never looked back...lol! He improved a bit, over time, but never really got "good".

    My husband is a great kisser. :D


    Now you talk shit about me ?? ;)

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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    kissing rocks.
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  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    a bad kisser is a deal breaker for me...i just can't get over it. i just really enjoy making out...it's all about chemistry :)
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • that still depresses me ;)

    lol...

    You gotta get out of there, dude. :D
  • Now you talk shit about me ?? ;)

    :D

    lol! :D
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Hmmmmmm. Kissing.....

    Who doesn't think the world would be a better place if there was a lot more kissing...?

    :D
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  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    Uh?

    I've been told before that I 'slobber like a dog'. Another girl pushed me in the chest mid-snog to get me away, said I needed to relax, I'd already got her phone number and when I rang she said she hadnt expected me to call. Wonder why eh? Still....in both instances I claimed the goods, innate natural charms minus saliva won them over. Actually I think it was more a case of youth, alcohol and different sized mouths.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    elmer wrote:
    Uh?

    I've been told before that I 'slobber like a dog'. Another girl pushed me in the chest mid-snog to get me away, said I needed to relax, I'd already got her phone number and when I rang she said she hadnt expected me to call. Wonder why eh? Still....in both instances I claimed the goods, innate natural charms minus saliva won them over. Actually I think it was more a case of youth, alcohol and different sized mouths.


    ewww...do you still kiss like that? :p
  • bad kisser = deal breaker. a kiss says so much, means so much, is a prelude to all else. i've had a few bad kisses, but never more than one occasion with each bad kisser. ;) i've had a few eh kissers....who got more time b/c there was at least some 'spark' there.....and some improved, some didn't.....not with one now. i LOVE kissing, so yea.....vwry important baramoter to the physical relationship imho....and jiust too damn fun to be with someone so-so. i'll also go so far as to say when kissing loses its appeal and/or frequency, yikes! time to wake the relationship up b/c it's on 'autopilot' and better to pay attention now before it completely derails. kissing is simply the gateway to everything to me. :D
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  • mouth size matters. small mouthed girls like it way different. You have to be able to adapt. Most women in my past had average to large mouths, not my current girlfriend.

    Had to relearn everything, I really like it now, but I really bombed the first couple of kisses going my usual old way.
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    mouth size matters. small mouthed girls like it way different. You have to be able to adapt. Most women in my past had average to large mouths, not my current girlfriend.

    Had to relearn everything, I really like it now, but I really bombed the first couple of kisses going my usual old way.

    I don't think I know any women who don't have a big mouth....
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    I once kissed a girl who wouldn't open her teeth. Open mouth but almost entirely closed teeth. Wierdest thing ever. Then they'd open for a sec, so I went for it a bit more. That snapped shut so fast I nearly had my fucking tongue bitten off. I went home alone that night by choice.
    Another night out I saw I guy I know scoring the same girl (all from the same locality), he quickly abandoned her. Chattin to him later I found out he experienced the exact same thing.
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I've only had one bad kisser in my life...she nipped like a frickin poodle...not a sexy little nibble on your lip...like a pinch-bite, fackin hurt!
    also....you can manipulate a person's technique to some extent...
  • Rygar wrote:
    I don't think I know any women who don't have a big mouth....


    :eek:
  • holtz
    holtz Posts: 509
    I once kissed a girl who wouldn't open her teeth. Open mouth but almost entirely closed teeth. Wierdest thing ever. Then they'd open for a sec, so I went for it a bit more. That snapped shut so fast I nearly had my fucking tongue bitten off. I went home alone that night by choice.
    Another night out I saw I guy I know scoring the same girl (all from the same locality), he quickly abandoned her. Chattin to him later I found out he experienced the exact same thing.

    I hate think of how she gives a bj.
  • If I dont like the way a guy kisses... it's over.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    :eek:

    I was only kidding :P
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,182
    I dont think so but maybe.....I know my dog is though, the little bastard always gives too much tongue.
    :p

    What you really got to watch out for ....is that the dog has not been smelling some other dogs crap or licking some other dogs ass before they decide to give you a nice lickin on the face! :eek:
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  • kenshunt
    kenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    Rygar wrote:
    I was only kidding :P
    That was a pretty funny comment though lol.
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