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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    pearljamjen wrote:
    haha! Nice! :D I like that. ;) just the right amount of cheese but done with flair :p heehee

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  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    pearljamjen wrote:
    ewww...do you still kiss like that? :p
    well, I should like to think not but I have urges every sunday morning to jump on my girlfriend and lick her. In the beginning I allowed this pleasure(it really is) to dominate me but one time she became frenzied with anger and punched me so now I have to try hard to be a more conventional boyfriend. Also, we spend time apart so she could decide to abort me, that would be catastrophic! With the kissing: like usually we only proper snog when we are gonna...y'know, or during......y'know and during the latter she sometimes laughs so I do revert to slobber-mode on occasions.

    Some of you's are not being fully truthful when you attach such importance to the kiss, if you like somebody enough to kiss them surely there must be some redemption if they are awkward in the act. yeah, you just attach some romantic connations to the kiss, it is the pre-cursor to things moving on and you like to pinpoint a moment in your mind when John-Boy McDougal became yaa man. or something like that.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    lol

    you like to lick huh?
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    lol

    you like to lick huh?

    Why, yes I do. :D
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Oh man... In Hiding 79... Sigh...
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Yep, bad kissing can pretty much put an end to anything else happening.
    I lost a bet...
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Yep, bad kissing can pretty much put an end to anything else happening.

    k

    :think:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Yep, bad kissing can pretty much put an end to anything else happening.

    my friend used to call them: "overeager for beaver" kissers... :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick has entered the building & rewritten history with his mouth
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    RKCNDY wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Yep, bad kissing can pretty much put an end to anything else happening.

    my friend used to call them: "overeager for beaver" kissers... :lol:
    :lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    lminelli.jpg

    and

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    FTW
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dankind wrote:
    lminelli.jpg

    and

    Image.aspx?uuid=f05fa46d-f926-40b5-abc9-aebcf6402e21&w=400&h=300&so=4

    FTW
    holy shit
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick has entered the building & rewritten history with his mouth

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Post of the month.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick has entered the building & rewritten history with his mouth

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Post of the month.


    not quite lesbian of the month, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick has entered the building & rewritten history with his mouth

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Post of the month.


    not quite lesbian of the month, yes/no?

    :lol: wait. What? :think:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    RKCNDY wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Yep, bad kissing can pretty much put an end to anything else happening.

    my friend used to call them: "overeager for beaver" kissers... :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That is a perfect description!!!

    Seriously, bad kissing just shuts everything down.
    I lost a bet...
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Post of the month.


    not quite lesbian of the month, yes/no?

    :lol: wait. What? :think:
    that c.wick dude might be a lesbian, false/true?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    not quite lesbian of the month, yes/no?

    :lol: wait. What? :think:
    that c.wick dude might be a lesbian, false/true?

    You, sir, are un-classifiable. However, I have been witness to your love for the female persuasion. So you could be a lesbian I suppose, yes.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)

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