Bad Kissers

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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Rygar wrote:
    I was only kidding :P


    I know :p

    I was being dramatic... imagine that.. a woman who is dramatic :rolleyes: ;)

    It was worthy of a chuckle.. :D
  • Jamal
    Jamal Posts: 2,115
    kenshunt wrote:
    That was a pretty funny comment though lol.
    I'd have to agree whole-heartedly
    I chuckled :p
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Jamal wrote:
    I'd have to agree whole-heartedly
    I chuckled :p

    I'm usually pretty good at humor that offends somebody somewhere!
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    small town beck wrote:
    I know :p

    I was being dramatic... imagine that.. a woman who is dramatic :rolleyes: ;)

    It was worthy of a chuckle.. :D

    I have never met one!

    I'm glad you got a laff tho ;)
  • eobo
    eobo Posts: 102
    i once knew a girl who literally tried to eat my face when we kissed. but i have noticed a helpful trend, as girls who put too much tongue effort in or try to swallow your lips tend to be good at other fun things ;)
    heh, keep her lit.

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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Rygar wrote:
    I have never met one!

    I'm glad you got a laff tho ;)

    I appreciate a good joke :D
  • sonicreducer
    sonicreducer Posts: 713
    the worst part is kissing a girl you used to date like five years ago who you remember being a good kisser and then you kiss her again when you are both drunk (but her more than you) and its in the beginning of winter so she has mad chapped lips,... oh mother of pearl it was terrible
    you're a real hooker. im gonna slap you in public.
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    bad kissers should be culled :D

    I had a girl once (that's' not the end of the story ;))... who felt the need to try and swallow my head with her lips (not the down below head) very bad... where do these people come from? why do they think this is normal?! I had to say something to her about it.... for the good of mankind!!

    anyways... I'd have to say i'm an alright kisser... I can't deny it... sorry!! :eek:

    <edit> okay okay... alright was an understatement ;)

    oh and the last girl i was seeing... was hot and cold at kissing.. wtf? How can you be good THEN bad?
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :(

    Rejected! Harsh...:(
    poor you :p.... anyways... can i watch? LOL
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    holtz wrote:
    Reading this reminds me of another thing my bad kisser used to do, she would suck on my tongue, not just a little but it felt like she was trying to suck my tongue out of my mouth! Seriously who thinks that is a good thing to do?
    hey that's alright every now and then :p
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    i once had a random hottie come up to me after a nightclub had shut and lay one long one on me not having even spoken a word, then she was gone.... she was a very good kisser.... maybe she'd had practice with 52 blokes that night ;) hehe
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    i once had a random hottie come up to me after a nightclub had shut and lay one long one on me not having even spoken a word, then she was gone.... she was a very good kisser.... maybe she'd had practice with 52 blokes that night ;) hehe

    Yeah probably. Just think of all the germs you received. :p
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    vital5 wrote:
    anyways... I'd have to say i'm an alright kisser... I can't deny it... sorry!! :eek:

    <edit> okay okay... alright was an understatement ;)


    SURE you are ;):p
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    vital5 wrote:
    poor you :p.... anyways... can i watch? LOL

    Haha, I'm okay with it as long as STB is :p
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    vital5 wrote:
    i once had a random hottie come up to me after a nightclub had shut and lay one long one on me not having even spoken a word, then she was gone.... she was a very good kisser.... maybe she'd had practice with 52 blokes that night ;) hehe

    hmm...did you used to have blond hair? And did we "meet" at a bar in Cinque Terra, Italy a couple summers ago?
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Haha, I'm okay with it as long as STB is :p

    Well I have to see a pic of him first :p


    Don't you love the Cinque Terre, Jen?!!! I would go back in a heart beat :D
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Yeah probably. Just think of all the germs you received. :p
    well worth it... :p
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    small town beck wrote:
    Well I have to see a pic of him first :p


    Don't you love the Cinque Terre, Jen?!!! I would go back in a heart beat :D

    OMFG!!! I LOVE that place!!!! Let's go! Oh, it was so great, swimming, the scenery, the nightlife ;) (well there were only like 2 places for nightlife but they were FUN)
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    small town beck wrote:
    Well I have to see a pic of him first :p


    Oh, he is a hot version of Simon Cowell :p;) hahaha
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    small town beck wrote:
    Well I have to see a pic of him first :p


    Don't you love the Cinque Terre, Jen?!!! I would go back in a heart beat :D
    Um.... Why do you need a picture? i'd just be watching *stares*

    Cinque Terra... Sounds like the place in the movie I saw last night.... 'The Heartbreak Kid'

    and No jen.. i didnt have blonde hair.... heh... but if i did you'd be a crap kisser anyway ;)

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