I'm a Harmless_little_fuck, not a harmless_little_bunny... FUCK... y'know, the kind that you want slow and relaxed on a Sunday morning, but only after he's brushed his teeth.
I'm a Harmless_little_fuck, not a harmless_little_bunny... FUCK... y'know, the kind that you want slow and relaxed on a Sunday morning, but only after he's brushed his teeth.
Well they do call me Don Juan. Well, they don't, but I do... when I'm drinking.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I was out at a concert and my mate hooked up wit this chick, a couple of weeks later we all went out ehn she hooked up with another one of my mates, about half an hour later i was hooking up with her then my mate hooked up with her agian. At the end of the night she came up to me and said i was a much better kisser then all of my friends. So i make sure my mates no all about it, but on reflection she sounds like a slut :eek:
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I was out at a concert and my mate hooked up wit this chick, a couple of weeks later we all went out ehn she hooked up with another one of my mates, about half an hour later i was hooking up with her then my mate hooked up with her agian. At the end of the night she came up to me and said i was a much better kisser then all of my friends. So i make sure my mates no all about it, but on reflection she sounds like a slut :eek:
lol...awww...that's mean! :mad:
but funny. I'm sure she said that to each of your friends
but funny. I'm sure she said that to each of your friends
Nah, she didnt, but ive been told it from other chicks. But sadly it has been a lean opatch for me, in a bit of a drought :( hopefully the drought will break soon, R u Female;)? jst kiddin, as long as u have a heartbeat, kidin again, im not that low
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Nah, she didnt, but ive been told it from other chicks. But sadly it has been a lean opatch for me, in a bit of a drought :( hopefully the drought will break soon, R u Female;)? jst kiddin, as long as u have a heartbeat, kidin again, im not that low
HAHA!!! Yes I'm female. :cool:
Well hopefully your dry spell will break soon; although if you are as good as you say you are that shouldn't be too long haha
Well hopefully your dry spell will break soon; although if you are as good as you say you are that shouldn't be too long haha
Alright tell me where u live and u can find out ha ha. Fingers crosse, i kniow it wont be tonight goin out for my mums bday, who knows the waitress might be a good sort.
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Alright tell me where u live and u can find out ha ha. Fingers crosse, i kniow it wont be tonight goin out for my mums bday, who knows the waitress might be a good sort.
Yep, and instead of a tip you can leave your mobile number...:cool: classy!
Yep, and instead of a tip you can leave your mobile number...:cool: classy!
Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"
Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case
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Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"
Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case
I like that!!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"
Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case
Well, when your mum steps away to the ladies, make your move, slick. :cool:
Well, when your mum steps away to the ladies, make your move, slick. :cool:
Yeh but I will also have to battle with 3 older sisters, an aunty 2 uncles a father a brother in law an uncles girlfried, i think that is all, and my 3 older sisters laugh like school girls everytime i talk to a girl.
And when she says "Anything for dessert?" I will say hmmm well i do have a sweet tooth and something has takenn my fancy
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Yeh but I will also have to battle with 3 older sisters, an aunty 2 uncles a father a brother in law an uncles girlfried, i think that is all, and my 3 older sisters laugh like school girls everytime i talk to a girl.
And when she says "Anything for dessert?" I will say hmmm well i do have a sweet tooth and something has takenn my fancy
haha! Nice! I like that. just the right amount of cheese but done with flair heehee
haha! Nice! I like that. just the right amount of cheese but done with flair heehee
Good characteristics of cheese are smooth with just the right amount of bite. Anyway smooth is my middle name cough cough. Tell me the best pick up line u have ever heard?
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well, I should like to think not but I have urges every sunday morning to jump on my girlfriend and lick her. In the beginning I allowed this pleasure(it really is) to dominate me but one time she became frenzied with anger and punched me so now I have to try hard to be a more conventional boyfriend. Also, we spend time apart so she could decide to abort me, that would be catastrophic! With the kissing: like usually we only proper snog when we are gonna...y'know, or during......y'know and during the latter she sometimes laughs so I do revert to slobber-mode on occasions.
Some of you's are not being fully truthful when you attach such importance to the kiss, if you like somebody enough to kiss them surely there must be some redemption if they are awkward in the act. yeah, you just attach some romantic connations to the kiss, it is the pre-cursor to things moving on and you like to pinpoint a moment in your mind when John-Boy McDougal became yaa man. or something like that.
Yep, bad kissing can pretty much put an end to anything else happening.
my friend used to call them: "overeager for beaver" kissers...
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Oh I do, oh I do
Dexter? No one comes close to Jeffery Ament!
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That's Jeff
(Carry on).
sigh...the best...
Well they do call me Don Juan. Well, they don't, but I do... when I'm drinking.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
go and brush your teeth..
Uh, you looking to get a tongue bashing again? He's mine. Fair and square. Now back off, b***tch!
Holy fuck
:eek:
I've never found that phrase such a turn on.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Sure! The more the merrier! It is a great place, isn't it?
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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lol...awww...that's mean! :mad:
Nah, she didnt, but ive been told it from other chicks. But sadly it has been a lean opatch for me, in a bit of a drought :( hopefully the drought will break soon, R u Female;)? jst kiddin, as long as u have a heartbeat, kidin again, im not that low
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HAHA!!!
Well hopefully your dry spell will break soon; although if you are as good as you say you are that shouldn't be too long haha
Alright tell me where u live and u can find out
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Yep, and instead of a tip you can leave your mobile number...:cool: classy!
Ah i like ur style, and when she says r u ready to order i will say "R u on the menu?" and i expect her to giggle like the girl on the simpsons, u know when they say "do u come with the car?" the girl goes "Oh u hehehehe"
Anyway im hardly going to pick up with my mum next to me, i better find something nice to wear, just in case
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I like that!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Well, when your mum steps away to the ladies, make your move, slick. :cool:
Yeh but I will also have to battle with 3 older sisters, an aunty 2 uncles a father a brother in law an uncles girlfried, i think that is all, and my 3 older sisters laugh like school girls everytime i talk to a girl.
And when she says "Anything for dessert?" I will say hmmm well i do have a sweet tooth and something has takenn my fancy
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haha! Nice!
Good characteristics of cheese are smooth with just the right amount of bite. Anyway smooth is my middle name cough cough. Tell me the best pick up line u have ever heard?
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Some of you's are not being fully truthful when you attach such importance to the kiss, if you like somebody enough to kiss them surely there must be some redemption if they are awkward in the act. yeah, you just attach some romantic connations to the kiss, it is the pre-cursor to things moving on and you like to pinpoint a moment in your mind when John-Boy McDougal became yaa man. or something like that.
you like to lick huh?
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Why, yes I do.
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my friend used to call them: "overeager for beaver" kissers...
- Christopher McCandless
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I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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