what do you do just to wind people up?

jamie uk
jamie uk Posts: 3,812
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
With me it's my kids mostly, they're at an age where they are completely horrified if I even speak to them when they are with friends.
But tonight, just to piss my girls off, I put a pink hairband in...they both left the room immediately.

Funny thing is, I'm still wearing it.....it's kinda comforting...what does that say??:D
I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i reply to gay threads.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    sigh, where do I start.


    I pretend to be a lesbian around my BF's friends...
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    if you tuck your goods far back between your legs and hold your knees together you can make it look like a vagina...

    and I never said that...
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I pretend to be a lesbian around my BF's friends...


    my castle, next saturday.. 8pm...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    For my brother's birthday, I purchase a turkey and all of the fixings and donate it the big food drive called Stuff-A-Bus every year. I do this as a 'present' to him and his black Republican heart. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    if you tuck your goods far back between your legs and hold your knees together you can make it look like a vagina...

    and I never said that...


    Hi Buffalo Bill...

    it puts the dog in the basket.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    I talk about the theory of evolution in front of my born again evagelical christian freak of a sister.
    Love the reaction.Watch the steam rise.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    For my brother's birthday, I purchase a turkey and all of the fixings and donate it the big food drive called Stuff-A-Bus every year. I do this as a 'present' to him and his black Republican heart. :)


    fixings???? thats plain weird Americanisms. (that word is had to spell)

    trimmings..
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    i reply to gay threads.

    Hello sailor....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    TrixieCat wrote:
    For my brother's birthday, I purchase a turkey and all of the fixings and donate it the big food drive called Stuff-A-Bus every year. I do this as a 'present' to him and his black Republican heart. :)


    Does that actually get him wound up? I think it's great when people donate and volunteer on their own.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    With me it's my kids mostly, they're at an age where they are completely horrified if I even speak to them when they are with friends.
    But tonight, just to piss my girls off, I put a pink hairband in...they both left the room immediately.

    Funny thing is, I'm still wearing it.....it's kinda comforting...what does that say??:D

    You're SO funny, Jamie. :D It's odd because I still see you as a young'n, not an embarrassing dad!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Hello sailor....

    i fuckin hate boats
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You're SO funny, Jamie. :D It's odd because I still see you as a young'n, not an embarrassing dad!

    Ahh, mkcb, you're too kind. I am in fact both of them things...
    One of my favourites is to hoist my trousers way up over my waist, arch my shoulders...and just exist in their space for a second:D It's a wonder they haven't knifed me.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    I throw bricks at people.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    Does that actually get him wound up? I think it's great when people donate and volunteer on their own.
    He doesn't like presents, his birthday, celebrating his birthday, acknowledgement of it...nothing. And he hasn't been one to donate or work at a soup kitchen or give thought to the less fortunate.
    So giving him a present, so to speak, winds him up enough. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    TrixieCat wrote:
    He doesn't like presents, his birthday, celebrating his birthday, acknowledgement of it...nothing. And he hasn't been one to donate or work at a soup kitchen or give thought to the less fortunate.
    So giving him a present, so to speak, winds him up enough. :p


    I bet he's a real kick in the pants ;)
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    why would you want to wind people up? i hate antagonistic people who just do shit to amuse themselves. tis unfair and shows a distinct lack of grace.
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    i fuckin hate boats

    I'd get you to inspect the golden rivet.
    Have you heard of roger the cabin boy?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jordn6971
    jordn6971 Posts: 675
    Accuse them of cheating at Mario Kart
    "There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    catefrances wrote:
    why would you want to wind people up? i hate antagonistic people who just do shit to amuse themselves. tis unfair and shows a distinct lack of grace.

    Surely a bit of gentle leg pulling doesn't need to be condemned so? When carried out in correct circumstances it can prove quite a bond.

    *shows distinct lack of grace as he minces off to bed in pink hairband* :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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