How is walking in a room with a hair band on 'poking with a stick'? Tis funny...just admit it. Only 13 year old girls and stuffed shirts would be bothered..strangely, my 10 myear old boy is slightly ashamed when I do it..but loves the trouser hoisting feast!!! He loves that one, and of course the old man can get 98% at ZZ Top's La Grange on Guitar Hero III, that's why he lets me off.
ooh 'la grange'. every little piece adds to the whole puzzle that is jamie. ive been a fan of that song since adam was a boy. or if you want to get technical, since i discovered it on 'explosive hits 74'.
and hey snap!! i have a 10 year old boy too. he thinks im great no matter what i do.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
I am wound up.
just by your repetitive name, and my imagination.
*blushes* I like "Joes"
*bleurch*
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Just for that, I will tell Sussanah Hoffs that you are not a top bloke!
yeah... like she will listen to a guy with a stutter
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Sometimes I kidnap my friends kids just to see my friends freak out and think their lives are shattered for a few days.
The kids are fine during the whole process...I supply them with a bunch of animal cookies and soft core porn, so they dont really mind...it's just their parents reaction to the whole situation that really gets me off.
I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
Sometimes I kidnap my friends kids just to see my friends freak out and think their lives are shattered for a few days.
The kids are fine during the whole process...I supply them with a bunch of animal cookies and soft core porn, so they dont really mind...it's just their parents reaction to the whole situation that really gets me off.
*writes note to self....must give that one a try someday*.
Our housemat'es girlfriend is continually telling me and the other housemates what to do and eatting the communal food she doesn't pay for and generally getting on our nerves. We came back pretty drunk last night and she came out to chat for a bit because she couldn't sleep. When she went to bed she then suddenly stopped being polite and demanded that I go to bed so she can sleep.
So we all thought she was being a bit bitchy so went away to chat in our rooms for a while, then thought it'd be a great idea to shout loads right outside their room at 4am...
I'm kinda scared to go downstairs now.
Paul
'06 - London, Dublin, Reading
'07 - Katowice, Wembley, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
'09 - London, Manchester, London
'12 - Manchester, Manchester, Berlin, Stockholm, Copenhagen
With me it's my kids mostly, they're at an age where they are completely horrified if I even speak to them when they are with friends.
But tonight, just to piss my girls off, I put a pink hairband in...they both left the room immediately.
Funny thing is, I'm still wearing it.....it's kinda comforting...what does that say??:D
Thats great. Sooooo something I would do. M daughter is only 1 1/2 years old but I always tell my wife different ideas on what I am gonna do when she is older. I can not wait to embarrass her in front of her friends.
I live for that shit. I torcher my wife all the time, LOL
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Also, when people get all wound up on the road while driving, I just wave and smile.
Someone 'waved' at me the other day when I was driving this big truck around, just the one finger, she was very..agitated, I didn't do anything though.:(
Someone 'waved' at me the other day when I was driving this big truck around, just the one finger, she was very..agitated, I didn't do anything though.:(
I use all 4 and my thumb too.
Those kinds are the ones you Really need to lay it on thick with. Just be pleased as punch as they bang on their steering wheel and shout at you. For no reason other than you both occupy the same planet.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
In spite of the fact that I'm an open-minded, liberal-as-they-come lover of gender equality, I do like making overtly chauvinistic comments in front of feminists to see their response one of my best friends nearly cried from frustration when I was doing my boorish man act.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
In spite of the fact that I'm an open-minded, liberal-as-they-come lover of gender equality, I do like making overtly chauvinistic comments in front of feminists to see their response one of my best friends nearly cried from frustration when I was doing my boorish man act.
I used to mess with this one friend of mine by just staring at him. No expression. Never broke a smile. Just stared. Sometimes for like 2 minutes. We'd be having a normal conversation and then BAM! Staring. It's extremely awkward for the other person.
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I am wound up.
just by your repetitive name, and my imagination.
*blushes* I like "Joes"
ooh 'la grange'. every little piece adds to the whole puzzle that is jamie.
and hey snap!! i have a 10 year old boy too. he thinks im great no matter what i do.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
don't dunk, you'll need them.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Don't worry love, you won't be on your Pat Malone.
I've got big plans for all of you fellas.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
D'oh!
Yes....I am a toy...a wind-up Homer!
*bleurch*
*banned due to selling of bad stuff*
only there's never any yo momma part to it...first names are always used.
Of course there is the one friend who takes TOTAL offense to it.
Just for that, I will tell Sussanah Hoffs that you are not a top bloke!
yeah... like she will listen to a guy with a stutter
The kids are fine during the whole process...I supply them with a bunch of animal cookies and soft core porn, so they dont really mind...it's just their parents reaction to the whole situation that really gets me off.
she will listen to a neighbor!
*writes note to self....must give that one a try someday*.
So we all thought she was being a bit bitchy so went away to chat in our rooms for a while, then thought it'd be a great idea to shout loads right outside their room at 4am...
I'm kinda scared to go downstairs now.
'06 - London, Dublin, Reading
'07 - Katowice, Wembley, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
'09 - London, Manchester, London
'12 - Manchester, Manchester, Berlin, Stockholm, Copenhagen
Thats great. Sooooo something I would do. M daughter is only 1 1/2 years old but I always tell my wife different ideas on what I am gonna do when she is older. I can not wait to embarrass her in front of her friends.
I live for that shit. I torcher my wife all the time, LOL
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Someone 'waved' at me the other day when I was driving this big truck around, just the one finger, she was very..agitated, I didn't do anything though.:(
Those kinds are the ones you Really need to lay it on thick with. Just be pleased as punch as they bang on their steering wheel and shout at you. For no reason other than you both occupy the same planet.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
This made me think of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD5L2CxRMG4
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
not that obvious. what did you say that got people so wound up?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I've been doing that lately, too...lol. I love it.
Something along the lines of a midget, a McDonald's worker, and a woman with her own mind all walk into a bar.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
who are you, inhiding's lawyer?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
LOL
yes, that about sums it up Mookie!!
:rolleyes:
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Yes. I am the reincarnated Johnny Cochrane.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"