what do you do just to wind people up?

pegmatite

I like having people brag to me about their college years and how their degrees will get them far. Then I like to tell them how I barely made it out of High school, never stepped foot into a collage and I'm making over $240,000 a year. (advertising, Branding Large Corporations and Medical Illustration). Their facial reaction is priceless!!!

pegmatiteman

TrixieCat

dunkman wrote:

i make up my own alphabet.. that one where you do your postal code and you say T for Tango, A for Alpha, etc etc.... i make up my own to bug people... my favourite is K for Knife.. bugs the shit out of them

Uh-oh...you said postal....watch out...Jamie doesn't like that word...it makes him go into some long-winded speech about how would you feel if everyone was always saying things like:
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."

Makes him go, erm...postal.

TrixieCat

pegmatite wrote:

I like having people brag to me about their college years and how their degrees will get them far. Then I like to tell them how I barely made it out of High school, never stepped foot into a collage and I'm making over $240,000 a year. (advertising, Branding Large Corporations and Medical Illustration). Their facial reaction is priceless!!!

pegmatiteman

Medical illustration? Wow. That sounds cool. Computer illustration or hand drawn?

jamie uk

TrixieCat wrote:

Uh-oh...you said postal....watch out...Jamie doesn't like that word...it makes him go into some long-winded speech about how would you feel if everyone was always saying things like:
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."

Makes him go, erm...postal.

I have no idea what you are talking about.;)

*secretly makes fist and wells up screams inside outwardly placid exterior*

TrixieCat

jamie uk wrote:

I have no idea what you are talking about.;)

*secretly makes fist and wells up screams inside outwardly placid exterior*

And that, folks, is how you wind someone up.

dunkman

TrixieCat wrote:

Uh-oh...you said postal....watch out...Jamie doesn't like that word...it makes him go into some long-winded speech about how would you feel if everyone was always saying things like:
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."

Makes him go, erm...postal.

yeah i care not a jot... i'll just stick a stamp on his head and post him to Angola...

TrixieCat

dunkman wrote:

yeah i care not a jot... i'll just stick a stamp on his head and post him to Angola...

What could possibly wind up Dunk...hmmm, let me think.
People asking for advice on an open forum?
Sad sacks that tell us their every move?
Pasty Americans that look like a powdered donut?

jamie uk

dunkman wrote:

yeah i care not a jot... i'll just stick a stamp on his head and post him to Angola...

Oooh, Angola. I always wanted to go there, famous for their beautifully decorated, ornamental jugs aren't they?

pegmatite

TrixieCat wrote:

Medical illustration? Wow. That sounds cool. Computer illustration or hand drawn?

Both. I'll rough it out by hand, and then re-create it in Illustrator and Photoshop. Logo and Brand development is still my biggest strength.

The last few years I have been Advertising for a Specialized Kneepad Company that makes a kneepad that heals bad knees and ruined cartilage and tissue (meniscus). A doctor who happens to be a client also liked the look of the art and pushed it onto Pfizer.

pegmatiteman

Heineken Helen

Do ya ever see someone in a shop who just looks really stuck up and is kinda looking everyone up and down like they're better than them? Once or twice I've gone up to people like that and asked 'can you check if you have this in my size please?' or 'how much is this?' It's fucking hilarious to see their face and really brings them down a peg or two... I love it

MattCameronKicksButt

Move my mum's ornaments a couple of millimeters from their original place.

HAHA! This reminds me, my mum was doing one or those huge puzzles. The kind that takes ages. Just as she was getting near the end, my brother stole the last piece when she wasn't around. He even took it home with him! It's still sat on his shelf apparently. That was years ago! He did tell her though and she just laughed after she rolled her eyes. She's a good mum.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

what do i do to wind people up????

i post on this message board.....

because it is fun to watch some people who have the I.Q. of a grapefruit lose their minds.......

hehehehehe............

Linda

in_hiding79 wrote:

Is scotch even any good?

well, i "had" one....not bad, really not bad at all...;)

in_hiding79

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

what do i do to wind people up????

i post on this message board.....

because it is fun to watch some people who have the I.Q. of a grapefruit lose their minds.......

hehehehehe............

I said the exact same thing...almost!!!

roar

call a man 'old' and he'll do anything to prove you wrong.
it's amusing.

in_hiding79

roar wrote:

call a man 'old' and he'll do anything to prove you wrong.
it's amusing.

hahahaa, so true!!

dunkman

Linda wrote:

well, i "had" one....not bad, really not bad at all...;)

thanks

Heineken Helen

in_hiding79 wrote:

I said the exact same thing...almost!!!

Ahhhh... the irony

Linda

dunkman wrote:

thanks

could it have been..........YOU????

in_hiding79

Linda wrote:

could it have been..........YOU????

hahaha