what do you do just to wind people up?

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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    dunkman wrote:
    *bleurch*

    Just for that, I will tell Sussanah Hoffs that you are not a top bloke!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Just for that, I will tell Sussanah Hoffs that you are not a top bloke!

    yeah... like she will listen to a guy with a stutter ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    Sometimes I kidnap my friends kids just to see my friends freak out and think their lives are shattered for a few days.

    The kids are fine during the whole process...I supply them with a bunch of animal cookies and soft core porn, so they dont really mind...it's just their parents reaction to the whole situation that really gets me off.
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah... like she will listen to a guy with a stutter ;)

    she will listen to a neighbor!
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    Sometimes I kidnap my friends kids just to see my friends freak out and think their lives are shattered for a few days.

    The kids are fine during the whole process...I supply them with a bunch of animal cookies and soft core porn, so they dont really mind...it's just their parents reaction to the whole situation that really gets me off.


    *writes note to self....must give that one a try someday*.
    :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Pauk
    Pauk Posts: 1,084
    Our housemat'es girlfriend is continually telling me and the other housemates what to do and eatting the communal food she doesn't pay for and generally getting on our nerves. We came back pretty drunk last night and she came out to chat for a bit because she couldn't sleep. When she went to bed she then suddenly stopped being polite and demanded that I go to bed so she can sleep.
    So we all thought she was being a bit bitchy so went away to chat in our rooms for a while, then thought it'd be a great idea to shout loads right outside their room at 4am...


    I'm kinda scared to go downstairs now.
    Paul
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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    jamie uk wrote:
    With me it's my kids mostly, they're at an age where they are completely horrified if I even speak to them when they are with friends.
    But tonight, just to piss my girls off, I put a pink hairband in...they both left the room immediately.

    Funny thing is, I'm still wearing it.....it's kinda comforting...what does that say??:D

    Thats great. Sooooo something I would do. M daughter is only 1 1/2 years old but I always tell my wife different ideas on what I am gonna do when she is older. I can not wait to embarrass her in front of her friends.

    I live for that shit. I torcher my wife all the time, LOL
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Also, when people get all wound up on the road while driving, I just wave and smile. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Also, when people get all wound up on the road while driving, I just wave and smile. :p

    Someone 'waved' at me the other day when I was driving this big truck around, just the one finger, she was very..agitated, I didn't do anything though.:(
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Someone 'waved' at me the other day when I was driving this big truck around, just the one finger, she was very..agitated, I didn't do anything though.:(
    I use all 4 and my thumb too. :)
    Those kinds are the ones you Really need to lay it on thick with. Just be pleased as punch as they bang on their steering wheel and shout at you. For no reason other than you both occupy the same planet.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    In spite of the fact that I'm an open-minded, liberal-as-they-come lover of gender equality, I do like making overtly chauvinistic comments in front of feminists to see their response :) one of my best friends nearly cried from frustration when I was doing my boorish man act.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    In spite of the fact that I'm an open-minded, liberal-as-they-come lover of gender equality, I do like making overtly chauvinistic comments in front of feminists to see their response :) one of my best friends nearly cried from frustration when I was doing my boorish man act.

    This made me think of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD5L2CxRMG4
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SpliffTastic
    SpliffTastic Posts: 36
    I used to mess with this one friend of mine by just staring at him. No expression. Never broke a smile. Just stared. Sometimes for like 2 minutes. We'd be having a normal conversation and then BAM! Staring. It's extremely awkward for the other person.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Obviously online, all I have to do is post something and that usually gets "people" to wind all up!! LOL

    :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Obviously online, all I have to do is post something and that usually gets "people" to wind all up!! LOL

    :)

    not that obvious. what did you say that got people so wound up?
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Also, when people get all wound up on the road while driving, I just wave and smile. :p

    I've been doing that lately, too...lol. I love it. :D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    catefrances wrote:
    not that obvious. what did you say that got people so wound up?

    Something along the lines of a midget, a McDonald's worker, and a woman with her own mind all walk into a bar.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Something along the lines of a midget, a McDonald's worker, and a woman with her own mind all walk into a bar.


    who are you, inhiding's lawyer? :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Something along the lines of a midget, a McDonald's worker, and a woman with her own mind all walk into a bar.


    LOL

    yes, that about sums it up Mookie!!

    :rolleyes:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    catefrances wrote:
    who are you, inhiding's lawyer? :p:D

    Yes. I am the reincarnated Johnny Cochrane. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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