well then that would explain why your answer was shrouded in subterfuge.
Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up. Unfortunately. I don't have much more to say than "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up. Unfortunately. I don't have much more to say than "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".
and if the consultation comes with a free scotch, all the better.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
and if the consultation comes with a free scotch, all the better.
he aint giving me away for nothing!!!!
1$ ?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up. Unfortunately. I don't have much more to say than "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".
Or, if it smellls like ****, you must be sitting in it.
I tried to be witty there mookie...but it is a rough morning.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
of course it is... its best when slightly tepid and then it slides down the throat.. one big gulp of that elixir of life and you'll be hooked on scotch forever.
this post was sponsored by Euphemism Warehouse.. for all your smut needs
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
of course it is... its best when slightly tepid and then it slides down the throat.. one big gulp of that elixir of life and you'll be hooked on scotch forever.
this post was sponsored by Euphemism Warehouse.. for all your smut needs
I will try it sometime....any particular brand?!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i make up my own alphabet.. that one where you do your postal code and you say T for Tango, A for Alpha, etc etc.... i make up my own to bug people... my favourite is K for Knife.. bugs the shit out of them
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I like having people brag to me about their college years and how their degrees will get them far. Then I like to tell them how I barely made it out of High school, never stepped foot into a collage and I'm making over $240,000 a year. (advertising, Branding Large Corporations and Medical Illustration). Their facial reaction is priceless!!!
i make up my own alphabet.. that one where you do your postal code and you say T for Tango, A for Alpha, etc etc.... i make up my own to bug people... my favourite is K for Knife.. bugs the shit out of them
Uh-oh...you said postal....watch out...Jamie doesn't like that word...it makes him go into some long-winded speech about how would you feel if everyone was always saying things like:
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."
Makes him go, erm...postal.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I like having people brag to me about their college years and how their degrees will get them far. Then I like to tell them how I barely made it out of High school, never stepped foot into a collage and I'm making over $240,000 a year. (advertising, Branding Large Corporations and Medical Illustration). Their facial reaction is priceless!!!
pegmatiteman
Medical illustration? Wow. That sounds cool. Computer illustration or hand drawn?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Uh-oh...you said postal....watch out...Jamie doesn't like that word...it makes him go into some long-winded speech about how would you feel if everyone was always saying things like:
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."
Makes him go, erm...postal.
I have no idea what you are talking about.;)
*secretly makes fist and wells up screams inside outwardly placid exterior*
Uh-oh...you said postal....watch out...Jamie doesn't like that word...it makes him go into some long-winded speech about how would you feel if everyone was always saying things like:
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."
Makes him go, erm...postal.
yeah i care not a jot... i'll just stick a stamp on his head and post him to Angola...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
yeah i care not a jot... i'll just stick a stamp on his head and post him to Angola...
What could possibly wind up Dunk...hmmm, let me think.
People asking for advice on an open forum?
Sad sacks that tell us their every move?
Pasty Americans that look like a powdered donut?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Medical illustration? Wow. That sounds cool. Computer illustration or hand drawn?
Both. I'll rough it out by hand, and then re-create it in Illustrator and Photoshop. Logo and Brand development is still my biggest strength.
The last few years I have been Advertising for a Specialized Kneepad Company that makes a kneepad that heals bad knees and ruined cartilage and tissue (meniscus). A doctor who happens to be a client also liked the look of the art and pushed it onto Pfizer.
Do ya ever see someone in a shop who just looks really stuck up and is kinda looking everyone up and down like they're better than them? Once or twice I've gone up to people like that and asked 'can you check if you have this in my size please?' or 'how much is this?' It's fucking hilarious to see their face and really brings them down a peg or two... I love it
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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well then that would explain why your answer was shrouded in subterfuge.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
and if the consultation comes with a free scotch, all the better.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
he aint giving me away for nothing!!!!
1$ ?
Prior to all consultations there's always at least 3 free scotch's just to have a slight chance that my clients will buy what I'm selling.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
don't worry dunk, there'll be payment.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
pfft :rolleyes: it will take at least three for me to shake your hand.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I tried to be witty there mookie...but it is a rough morning.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
hehehehehe:)
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
If we're speaking in euphemisms then that's a hell of a deal! If not, i'll start saving now for drinks!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Works for me. I hope you don't mind if I steal it!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Paging Sir Dunk-A-Lot. Paging Sir Dunk-A-Lot. Please report to the AET.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
of course it is... its best when slightly tepid and then it slides down the throat.. one big gulp of that elixir of life and you'll be hooked on scotch forever.
this post was sponsored by Euphemism Warehouse.. for all your smut needs
I will try it sometime....any particular brand?!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
33 year old Hairy Brain goes down a treat
so i'm told.. i've never tried it
tHANKS dUNKMAN!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
i make up my own alphabet.. that one where you do your postal code and you say T for Tango, A for Alpha, etc etc.... i make up my own to bug people... my favourite is K for Knife.. bugs the shit out of them
Just be careful that it's not Hairy Brian. There's a weekend I'll never forget and a clinic bill I'll never pay off.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
You crack me up...:)
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
pegmatiteman
"Hey Postie, where is my letter?"
"Hey Postie, you stink. I don't want any bills, just checks."
"Hey Postie, stop running over the parcels before you deliver them."
Makes him go, erm...postal.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I have no idea what you are talking about.;)
*secretly makes fist and wells up screams inside outwardly placid exterior*
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
yeah i care not a jot... i'll just stick a stamp on his head and post him to Angola...
People asking for advice on an open forum?
Sad sacks that tell us their every move?
Pasty Americans that look like a powdered donut?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Oooh, Angola. I always wanted to go there, famous for their beautifully decorated, ornamental jugs aren't they?
Both. I'll rough it out by hand, and then re-create it in Illustrator and Photoshop. Logo and Brand development is still my biggest strength.
The last few years I have been Advertising for a Specialized Kneepad Company that makes a kneepad that heals bad knees and ruined cartilage and tissue (meniscus). A doctor who happens to be a client also liked the look of the art and pushed it onto Pfizer.
pegmatiteman
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you