what do you do just to wind people up?

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Yes. I am the reincarnated Johnny Cochrane. :D

    well then that would explain why your answer was shrouded in subterfuge. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    catefrances wrote:
    well then that would explain why your answer was shrouded in subterfuge. :D

    Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up. ;):D Unfortunately. I don't have much more to say than "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up. ;):D Unfortunately. I don't have much more to say than "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".

    and if the consultation comes with a free scotch, all the better. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    and if the consultation comes with a free scotch, all the better. :D

    he aint giving me away for nothing!!!!

    1$ ?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    catefrances wrote:
    and if the consultation comes with a free scotch, all the better. :D

    Prior to all consultations there's always at least 3 free scotch's just to have a slight chance that my clients will buy what I'm selling.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman wrote:
    he aint giving me away for nothing!!!!

    1$ ?


    don't worry dunk, there'll be payment. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Prior to all consultations there's always at least 3 free scotch's just to have a slight chance that my clients will buy what I'm selling.


    pfft :rolleyes: it will take at least three for me to shake your hand. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Just so you know I will offer up free consultations to anyone attending the February NYC meet-up. ;):D Unfortunately. I don't have much more to say than "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit".
    Or, if it smellls like ****, you must be sitting in it.

    I tried to be witty there mookie...but it is a rough morning.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    catefrances wrote:
    pfft :rolleyes: it will take at least three for me to shake your hand. :p:D


    hehehehehe:)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    catefrances wrote:
    pfft :rolleyes: it will take at least three for me to shake your hand. :p:D

    If we're speaking in euphemisms then that's a hell of a deal! If not, i'll start saving now for drinks! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Or, if it smellls like ****, you must be sitting in it.

    I tried to be witty there mookie...but it is a rough morning.
    :)

    Works for me. I hope you don't mind if I steal it! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Is scotch even any good?
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Is scotch even any good?

    Paging Sir Dunk-A-Lot. Paging Sir Dunk-A-Lot. Please report to the AET.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Is scotch even any good?

    of course it is... its best when slightly tepid and then it slides down the throat.. one big gulp of that elixir of life and you'll be hooked on scotch forever.

    this post was sponsored by Euphemism Warehouse.. for all your smut needs
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    dunkman wrote:
    of course it is... its best when slightly tepid and then it slides down the throat.. one big gulp of that elixir of life and you'll be hooked on scotch forever.

    this post was sponsored by Euphemism Warehouse.. for all your smut needs


    I will try it sometime....any particular brand?!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I will try it sometime....any particular brand?!


    33 year old Hairy Brain goes down a treat :)

    so i'm told.. i've never tried it
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    dunkman wrote:
    33 year old Hairy Brain goes down a treat :)

    so i'm told.. i've never tried it


    tHANKS dUNKMAN!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    what do you do just to wind people up?


    i make up my own alphabet.. that one where you do your postal code and you say T for Tango, A for Alpha, etc etc.... i make up my own to bug people... my favourite is K for Knife.. bugs the shit out of them :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    33 year old Hairy Brain goes down a treat :)

    so i'm told.. i've never tried it

    Just be careful that it's not Hairy Brian. There's a weekend I'll never forget and a clinic bill I'll never pay off.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Just be careful that it's not Hairy Brian. There's a weekend I'll never forget and a clinic bill I'll never pay off.

    You crack me up...:)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."

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