What jokes do you never get tired of?

TrixieCat
TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
For me, it's the ole:
Is that a banana, etc, in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
lol

Or any of the why did the chicken cross the road jokes.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Every New Year's eve or right before I say "See you next year" and I still laugh.. because it is clearly so lame it is funny. I have a kind of goofy/wacky sense of humour :D
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    The ones that make me laugh.
    Never get tired of those.

    Like Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?














    he heard the ref was blowing fouls on the other side.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
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    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dirty jokes.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    share wrote:
    The ones that make me laugh.
    Never get tired of those.

    Like Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

    he heard the ref was blowing fouls on the other side.
    Never heard that before....very cute.
    See? Chicken jokes are funny!

    STB....I do that and laugh too.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • weenie
    weenie Posts: 1,623
    The bit that Letterman does every night called "Great Moments in Presidential History". No matter which presidents they choose to show in comparison to Bush, Bush is always good for a belly laugh. :)
    ~I want to realize brotherhood or identity not merely with the beings called human, but I want to realize identity with all life, even with such things as crawl upon earth.~
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    ~I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulette I could have worn.~
    Henry David Thoreau
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    http://www.btinternet.com/~moononastick/sp58/Man1-Joke.htm

    Any of these. I've proably even used a few of them here. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I don't care how low brow it is.....but any home video where the guy gets hit in the grapes makes me laugh.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    why did the monkey fall out of the tree?















































    HE WAS DEAD
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    hartamh wrote:
    Someone told me this one a long time ago. What is a toilet? A place where bums hang out. I don't know why, but it cracks me up.....
    "cracks" me up. I don't know if that was intended - but THAT made me laugh
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I don't care how low brow it is.....but any home video where the guy gets hit in the grapes makes me laugh.
    That cracked me up just reading about it!
    I am with you on that one.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Saturnal wrote:
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

    That was geeky good.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That cracked me up just reading about it!
    I am with you on that one.
    :)

    “cracks” me up too!!!!!! :p

    D'oh!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    tish wrote:
    That was geeky good.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Saturnal wrote:
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    "that's what she said"


    my dad started throwing that one at me when i was a little kid.....i didn't get it but still laughed.....then i figured it out and it still makes me laugh :D
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    "that's what she said"


    my dad started throwing that one at me when i was a little kid.....i didn't get it but still laughed.....then i figured it out and it still makes me laugh :D
    Aw...that is cute.
    What happened? Did Norm explain it to you? :p

    I love physical comedy...like the 3 Stooges and stuff like that.
    That stuff never gets old for me.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    "That's what she said"

    Although that's not really a joke.
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    At the risk of sounding cheesy... huh? I bunked out on my computer sci course.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,216
    Saturnal wrote:
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    alas, it's not true
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    When someone says "we"

    and you say .... "We ? what do you have a mouse in your pocket?"
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