What jokes do you never get tired of?

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  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    markymark550 wrote:
    alas, it's not true
    bwahaha

    +1 for markymark550!
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    Saturnal wrote:
    bwahaha

    +1 for markymark550!
    :D

    if it were, I'd be a babe magnet.....but hey, I've got a good woman who loves me in spite of it all....




    I never get tired of the "we" jokes either. Except my response is usually: "Who's this we? You got a turd in your pocket?"

    I never tire of the jokes from South Park either :D
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Ah ya fc8kers! I'll resign myself to not knowing.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    I come from a long line of dark-skinned Italians. Whenever anyone comment on my dad's tan he would say "Ask me if I'm tan from the sun." Then you would say "Are you tan from the sun?" And he'd say "No, I'm Mario from earth." That one NEVER got old and I do it this day to carry on the tradition.

    EDIT: The fact that he is dark-skinned only matters because he got asked about his tan A LOT, so I heard the joke A LOT...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    DeLukin wrote:
    I come from a long line of dark-skinned Italians. Whenever anyone comment on my dad's tan he would say "Ask me if I'm tan from the sun." Then you would say "Are you tan from the sun?" And he'd say "No, I'm Mario from earth." That one NEVER got old and I do it this day to carry on the tradition.

    YAY! That's my favorite one so far!! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    anything having to do with Uranus. It's funny everytime.
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    smithnic wrote:
    anything having to do with Uranus. It's funny everytime.

    I hate that it's the name of a planet...it's awful.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    tish wrote:
    Ah ya fc8kers! I'll resign myself to not knowing.
    no no no...NEVER give in to ignorance, T.

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Saturnal wrote:
    no no no...NEVER give in to ignorance, T.

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

    Well, what eva, boys! All I know is Geeky is Sexy, that's for sure. ;)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Saturnal wrote:
    no no no...NEVER give in to ignorance, T.

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp
    Your numbers talk is pretty sexy...:o

    I am so proud of everyone...I have laughed at every joke on here.
    Turd in your pocket...:p

    How about if you fart (not me of course) and you look around and say "Did you see that mouse on a motorcycle just drive by?"
    Gold.
    Oh and most Seinfeld jokes...especially the pure gold Jerry and the chocolate babka and the parking in the handicap spot.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Your numbers talk is pretty sexy...:o

    I am so proud of everyone...I have laughed at every joke on here.
    Turd in your pocket...:p

    How about if you fart (not me of course) and you look around and say "Did you see that mouse on a motorcycle just drive by?"
    Gold.
    Oh and most Seinfeld jokes...especially the pure gold Jerry and the chocolate babka and the parking in the handicap spot.

    "Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka! Time and time again, when people ask "what makes this so delicious?", the answer invariantly comes back: CINNAMON!"

    Ok, I really gotta go home now...thanks to y'all for keeping me occupied @ werk for a bit.

    "That's it for me! Goodnight everybody!!"

    (showmanship^)
  • intodeep
    intodeep Posts: 7,249
    Why did they invite the mushroom to the party?


    Everyone knows he is a Fun GI (fun guy)


    Yeah i know pretty lame, but i like it.
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Sorry I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

    Funny, in so very many ways.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Oh and I love the ole "Hey Doc, it hurts when I go like this"
    And you are doing something weird with your arm.
    And the Doc says, "Then don't do that"

    In stitches everytime....lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    How do you make a Swiss roll ?


    Push him down the alps :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Yup, I wondered if Fins could type with 2 hands before he wiped out going potty.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    How do you make a Swiss roll ?


    Push him down the alps :p
    That was GREAT!
    :)
    I am still laughing.
    It is great because it is not just regular funny, but it has the physical comedy aspect as well.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That was GREAT!
    :)
    I am still laughing.
    It is great because it is not just regular funny, but it has the physical comedy aspect as well.


    A horse goes into a pub and orders a drink, barman says to him..." Allright, why the long face?"





    really, you shouldn't encourage me :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    A horse goes into a pub and orders a drink, barman says to him..." Allright, why the long face?"





    really, you shouldn't encourage me :o
    I say that everytime I see a horse and I encourage holden to do the same. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    there were two peanuts walking through central park and one was a-salted
    :p

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