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What jokes do you never get tired of?

TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
For me, it's the ole:
Is that a banana, etc, in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
lol

Or any of the why did the chicken cross the road jokes.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Every New Year's eve or right before I say "See you next year" and I still laugh.. because it is clearly so lame it is funny. I have a kind of goofy/wacky sense of humour :D
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    The ones that make me laugh.
    Never get tired of those.

    Like Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?














    he heard the ref was blowing fouls on the other side.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dirty jokes.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    share wrote:
    The ones that make me laugh.
    Never get tired of those.

    Like Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

    he heard the ref was blowing fouls on the other side.
    Never heard that before....very cute.
    See? Chicken jokes are funny!

    STB....I do that and laugh too.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • weenieweenie Posts: 1,623
    The bit that Letterman does every night called "Great Moments in Presidential History". No matter which presidents they choose to show in comparison to Bush, Bush is always good for a belly laugh. :)
    ~I want to realize brotherhood or identity not merely with the beings called human, but I want to realize identity with all life, even with such things as crawl upon earth.~
    Mohandas K. Gandhi

    ~I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulette I could have worn.~
    Henry David Thoreau
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    http://www.btinternet.com/~moononastick/sp58/Man1-Joke.htm

    Any of these. I've proably even used a few of them here. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I don't care how low brow it is.....but any home video where the guy gets hit in the grapes makes me laugh.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    why did the monkey fall out of the tree?















































    HE WAS DEAD
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    hartamh wrote:
    Someone told me this one a long time ago. What is a toilet? A place where bums hang out. I don't know why, but it cracks me up.....
    "cracks" me up. I don't know if that was intended - but THAT made me laugh
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    I don't care how low brow it is.....but any home video where the guy gets hit in the grapes makes me laugh.
    That cracked me up just reading about it!
    I am with you on that one.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,773
    Saturnal wrote:
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

    That was geeky good.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That cracked me up just reading about it!
    I am with you on that one.
    :)

    “cracks” me up too!!!!!! :p

    D'oh!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    tish wrote:
    That was geeky good.
    01100111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 01111001
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Saturnal wrote:
    01100111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 01111001


    "that's what she said"


    my dad started throwing that one at me when i was a little kid.....i didn't get it but still laughed.....then i figured it out and it still makes me laugh :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    "that's what she said"


    my dad started throwing that one at me when i was a little kid.....i didn't get it but still laughed.....then i figured it out and it still makes me laugh :D
    Aw...that is cute.
    What happened? Did Norm explain it to you? :p

    I love physical comedy...like the 3 Stooges and stuff like that.
    That stuff never gets old for me.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    "That's what she said"

    Although that's not really a joke.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,773
    At the risk of sounding cheesy... huh? I bunked out on my computer sci course.
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,174
    Saturnal wrote:
    01100111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 01111001
    alas, it's not true
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    When someone says "we"

    and you say .... "We ? what do you have a mouse in your pocket?"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    markymark550 wrote:
    alas, it's not true
    bwahaha

    +1 for markymark550!
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,174
    Saturnal wrote:
    bwahaha

    +1 for markymark550!
    :D

    if it were, I'd be a babe magnet.....but hey, I've got a good woman who loves me in spite of it all....




    I never get tired of the "we" jokes either. Except my response is usually: "Who's this we? You got a turd in your pocket?"

    I never tire of the jokes from South Park either :D
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,773
    Ah ya fc8kers! I'll resign myself to not knowing.
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    I come from a long line of dark-skinned Italians. Whenever anyone comment on my dad's tan he would say "Ask me if I'm tan from the sun." Then you would say "Are you tan from the sun?" And he'd say "No, I'm Mario from earth." That one NEVER got old and I do it this day to carry on the tradition.

    EDIT: The fact that he is dark-skinned only matters because he got asked about his tan A LOT, so I heard the joke A LOT...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    DeLukin wrote:
    I come from a long line of dark-skinned Italians. Whenever anyone comment on my dad's tan he would say "Ask me if I'm tan from the sun." Then you would say "Are you tan from the sun?" And he'd say "No, I'm Mario from earth." That one NEVER got old and I do it this day to carry on the tradition.

    YAY! That's my favorite one so far!! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    anything having to do with Uranus. It's funny everytime.
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    smithnic wrote:
    anything having to do with Uranus. It's funny everytime.

    I hate that it's the name of a planet...it's awful.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    tish wrote:
    Ah ya fc8kers! I'll resign myself to not knowing.
    no no no...NEVER give in to ignorance, T.

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,773
    Saturnal wrote:
    no no no...NEVER give in to ignorance, T.

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

    Well, what eva, boys! All I know is Geeky is Sexy, that's for sure. ;)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Saturnal wrote:
    no no no...NEVER give in to ignorance, T.

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp
    Your numbers talk is pretty sexy...:o

    I am so proud of everyone...I have laughed at every joke on here.
    Turd in your pocket...:p

    How about if you fart (not me of course) and you look around and say "Did you see that mouse on a motorcycle just drive by?"
    Gold.
    Oh and most Seinfeld jokes...especially the pure gold Jerry and the chocolate babka and the parking in the handicap spot.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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