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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Did you hear about the gay midget? Yea, he came out of the cabinet. :D
    Did you hear about the midget that commited suicide? Yea, he jumped off the curb. :D
    Badum dum tiss!

    :D
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»«¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Why is a shark called a shark?




    Cos you dont know whether to say Shit or Fark!!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    Why are there no vibrators in Essex?

    The council had them all removed because girls kept chipping their teeth.


    Whas the difference between an Essex girl and a mosquito?

    A mosquito stops sucking if you hit it on the head.


    Why do Essex girls only get fifteen minutes for lunch?

    If it was any longer than that you'd have to retrain them.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

    A pilot, you racist.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


    A stick.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    I never tire of the magic pencil trick...
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    Did you hear about the new pirate movie?















































    It's Rated ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    sorry...it's so stupid but I'm laughing as I type this.....
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
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