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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Gary Larson creator of the humorous "The Far Side" cartoons released a lesser known spin-off "The Near Side" which was only released to 2nd term Republican Senators. The humor was said to be so controversial that 5 Senators had to be hospitalized with cronic nipple erections.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Patients in the Arkansas nymphomaniac wing of Little Rock General Hospital were given the toddlers book 'Pajama time' to read as part of therapy. The plan backfired, as 14 patients took to the Little Rock Zoo and got into it with a sheep, horse, cow, chicken, and hippopatomus.
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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Wednesday is meatloaf night at the Huxtables. ALWAYS. no exceptions.

    Meatloaf was originally a medieval torture device. The singer Meatloaf had actually never heard of the culinary dish, instead he named himself after the original torture device in homage to the band Iron Maiden (who ironically) themselves had never heard of the medieval torture device and named themself after the culinary kitchen carts that were used at formal functions to deliver meatloaf to the Offspring when they were but wee little babies of Nelson Rockefeller's stepson Buck Dharma.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Patients in the Arkansas nymphomaniac wing of Little Rock General Hospital were given the toddlers book 'Pajama time' to read as part of therapy. The plan backfired, as 14 patients took to the Little Rock Zoo and got into it with a sheep, horse, cow, chicken, and hippopatomus.
    :D

    That explains why I love that book too.

    and the hungry caterpillar, which to me is a nympho's how-to book...for escalation techniques.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you immerse the wrinkled face of Alec Baldwin into a vat of lobster sweat then he'll sing you the theme tune to Mash with an accompanying calypso style beat produced by the fluttering of his ears and wisdom teeth.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Once, as a sport it was completely legal to eat the spleen of a young Turk if you were a resident of El Paso, TX.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The rate at which threads get locked around these parts is directly proportionate to the number of chin hairs that Bea Arthur asks Stone Gossard (her love slave) to pluck out each night.

    Contrary to popular belief this rate does not have anything to do with Yo Mamma jokes, and the posting rate of the average Mexifornian.
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    Any threads mentioning Bea Arthur in the AET is destined for imminent closure.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Mookles has, on occasion been known to dance in his Olivia Newton John legwarmers to the tune of "someday my prince will come" in a very misguided attempt at bringing the corn god Metzloucortl home to "roost"

    although it does nothing for the corn god it is very arousing for my back sack.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Mexifornian.

    Mexifornian is one of two new types one can choose on match.com. The other is African Episcopalian.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Bea Arthur is the third person on the left in the following clip.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    If you are left with too much time on your hands, it is a good idea to use a little balsamic vinegar and a nice light olive oil infused with rosemary and garlic when attempting to eat your own fist.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Ted Danson who yawned 867 times in 4 hours whilst his wig was being implanted into his skullcap is the leading exponent of the duodecimal method for counting damaged sugar cubes
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    christina applegate was not in 'meet the applegates'
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Fans of the movie 'The Blues Brothers' revel in the fact that so many cars were destroyed in filming the chase scenes. It is a little known fact, however, that guest star Ray Charles also served as stunt coordinator. :D
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    snorting a crunched up peppermint lifesaver will only make YOU think you smell minty fresh.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    A lifelong parishoner and husband of 37 years finally conceded that marriage counseling should not be conducted by priests. His reasoning was that priests have only committed themselves to one woman. This woman happened to be a virgin. Therefore, they have no real experience in listening to screeches from the kitchen such as 'Honey, take out the trash'.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    It is a well documented fact that Steve Dunne will refer to himself as "steve-O big daddy Dunne" when he is at the buffet line of the Chinese Dragon Restaurant. ("Move your ass gra'ma My name is "Steve-O Big Daddy Dunne, and I needs me some Crab Legs")
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    failedpersephone wrote:
    It is a well documented fact that Steve Dunne will refer to himself as "steve-O big daddy Dunne" when he is at the buffet line of the Chinese Dragon Restaurant. ("Move your ass gra'ma My name is "Steve-O Big Daddy Dunne, and I needs me some Crab Legs")
    :eek:
    In keep with the theme tit-for-tat, our very own FailedPersephone actually coached Molly Ringwald in famous no-handed lipstick scene in the movie "The Breakfast Club".
    :D
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    :eek:
    In keep with the theme tit-for-tat, our very own FailedPersephone actually coached Molly Ringwald in famous no-handed lipstick scene in the movie "The Breakfast Club".
    :D

    I want in! Steve Dunne and FailedPersephone have been tapped to star in the live action remake of the claymation Christian classic, Davey and Goliath.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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