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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... :) (hang on typing that made me feel American)
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    threefish10 wrote:
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.

    HAHAH!! thats awesome.... i hate him...
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... :) (hang on typing that made me feel American)
    5. Because we are fucking exclusive!!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... :) (hang on typing that made me feel American)
    5. Because we are fucking exclusive!!
    6. Because we don't have a tour to plan :o
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... :) (hang on typing that made me feel American)
    5. Because we are fucking exclusive!!
    6. Because we don't have a tour to plan :o
    7. It's obvious why. We're much more funny, witty, clever and creative than the rest of the world... :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • pearl jam = awesome
    pearl jam = awesome Posts: 96
    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. becasue little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... (hang on typing that made me feel American)
    5. Because we are fucking exclusive!!
    6. Because we don't have a tour to plan
    7. It's obvious why. We're much more funny, witty, clever and creative than the rest of the world...
    8. Because we are all mad dudes with a wickid sense of humour!
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. because little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... (hang on typing that made me feel American)
    5. Because we are fucking exclusive!!
    6. Because we don't have a tour to plan
    7. It's obvious why. We're much more funny, witty, clever and creative than the rest of the world...
    8. Because we are all mad dudes with a wickid sense of humour!
    9. Because our thread is way funnier than that stupid Top 10 thing they have on the Late Show with David Letterman and the Americans know it..
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD

    1. They seem to have the most time on their hands as all they do is go down the beach and throw shrimps on the barbie. (i joke of course)
    2. We've alienated The South with one of our previous topics so the rest of the world has decided to boycott this thread out of protest
    3. because little johnny howard won't give us faster broadband so this thread hasn't even made it to other countries yet.
    4. Because all the other countries are too scared of upsetting us. If they do.. we'll cut off their supply of whatever it is we make/do so good that everyone else wants.... (hang on typing that made me feel American)
    5. Because we are fucking exclusive!!
    6. Because we don't have a tour to plan
    7. It's obvious why. We're much more funny, witty, clever and creative than the rest of the world...
    8. Because we are all mad dudes with a wickid sense of humour!
    9. Because our thread is way funnier than that stupid Top 10 thing they have on the Late Show with David Letterman and the Americans know it..
    10. Because the Americans are still trying to work out how they can sue us for clearly showing bias and preference to the number 10
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA

    (Upsetting I know, but this could be one for the americans to get involved in hehe)
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA

    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06 :(
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA

    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06 :(
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA

    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06 :(
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • i like matt.c
    i like matt.c Posts: 1,122
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA

    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06 :(
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA

    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06 :(
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
    5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK! ;)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
    5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
    6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
    NERDS!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA
    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
    5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
    6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
    7. We don't play the South anymore, and the Southern Hemisphere is very very South.. oh and South Australia.. never ever again!
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA


    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
    5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
    6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
    7. We don't play the South anymore, and the Southern Hemisphere is very very South.. oh and South Australia.. never ever again!
    8. Because everytime they come down here they love it so much they give such serious thoughts to moving here for good - and the moving costs from the US to australia are really just quite overwhelming
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA


    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
    5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
    6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
    7. We don't play the South anymore, and the Southern Hemisphere is very very South.. oh and South Australia.. never ever again!
    8. Because everytime they come down here they love it so much they give such serious thoughts to moving here for good - and the moving costs from the US to australia are really just quite overwhelming ...
    9. ... plus they dont want their kids teased at school for their weird american accents
    impatience is a gift ........

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