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  • kinetickinetic Posts: 148
    E.K wrote:
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop [/b] :D

    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    Sorry EK, not one of the best topics, though I do admit I havent exactly set the world on fire with any of mine either... :o

    Just reserving the next topic if I happen to crack the 10th reason: Top 10 pick-up lines used by the sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    4. because vital and EK said so
    wah
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop

    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    4. because vital and EK said so

    Umm... too many brains cells needed for this one, let's change to ozpjfan's idea :o
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  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him. :)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him. :)
    2. Want to fuck?
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  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    I feel bad now :( Sorry EK, we were sitting around after soccer on the weekend and came up with heaps of ideas...

    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him. :)
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    well pirates ones are easier :eek:
    wah
  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    8. You float my boat -- le me float yours!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • MathMath Posts: 71
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    8. You float my boat -- le me float yours!
    9. Come on... I promise you won't feel a thing
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    8. You float my boat -- le me float yours!
    9. Come on... I promise you won't feel a thing
    10. Fuck this Navy B.S..... I'm joining the Army so we can PLAY Army's.. I'll lay down while you blow the hell outta me!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    4. because vital and EK said so
    Uh oh... you listen to us... poor you :) haha
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....
  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs Posts: 2,412
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
    4. Yoghurt and aloe vera twice a day! If symptoms persist, see your doctor FAST.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • eternalfaneternalfan Posts: 39
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
    4. Yoghurt and aloe vera twice a day! If symptoms persist, see your doctor FAST.
    5. Melbourne chicks are better
    it's evolution baby.....makes much more sense
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    eternalfan wrote:
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
    4. Yoghurt and aloe vera twice a day! If symptoms persist, see your doctor FAST.
    5. Melbourne chicks are better

    This is so lame, Vital. There should be a rule about not using the same topic twice.
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    This is so lame, Vital. There should be a rule about not using the same topic twice.
    My top ten top ten topics top ten was meant to get some good ones out there... it's not my fault i got stuck with putting number 10 on the last :)

    You're lamer! :) but only because you aren't adding an answer!!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
    4. Yoghurt and aloe vera twice a day! If symptoms persist, see your doctor FAST.
    5. Melbourne chicks are better
    6. Well i's gotsa git back to the ship darlin', the 3pm porn-ograffy session is about to start, that's all we's do when were's not war'in'!
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    vital5 wrote:
    My top ten top ten topics top ten was meant to get some good ones out there... it's not my fault i got stuck with putting number 10 on the last :)

    You're lamer! :) but only because you aren't adding an answer!!

    I'll add something when someone posts a topic which is new, funny and original. :p
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    I'll add something when someone posts a topic which is new, funny and original. :p
    *bump* this top ten rocks!!

    You just dont like it because you're a Sydney woman lol
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    vital5 wrote:
    *bump* this top ten rocks!!

    You just dont like it because you're a Sydney woman lol

    I wouldn't go near those American sailors with a barge pole. ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • eternalfaneternalfan Posts: 39
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
    4. Yoghurt and aloe vera twice a day! If symptoms persist, see your doctor FAST.
    5. Melbourne chicks are better
    6. Well i's gotsa git back to the ship darlin', the 3pm porn-ograffy session is about to start, that's all we's do when were's not war'in'!
    7. your boss and my boss are talking about bananna's agian...gotta go
    it's evolution baby.....makes much more sense
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    haha seeing no. 4 i thought that was from you Mr. Jimmy... :D well Jim/Zig, same thing ;)
    wah
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