1. He wants to look like a basketball.
2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
6. He takes too many steroids :eek
7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
9. Well he's getting a bit older and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. In the shower he keeps grabbing his girl friend's hair removing cream thinking it's the shampoo.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. He wants to look like a basketball.
2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
6. He takes too many steroids :eek
7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
9. Well he's getting a bit older and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. In the shower he keeps grabbing his girl friend's hair removing cream thinking it's the shampoo.
10. Because he is anxiously awaiting the day when he will be as bald as Kojak so that he may go around finishing every sentence with "Who loves ya baby?"
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment. (International flare will definitely help this one out).
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
8. Fuck you're hot.
Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
8. Fuck you're hot.
9. You're looking very "fuck me" today!!! REOW!!!!
Top Ten uses of the word fuck as a term of endearment.
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
8. Fuck you're hot.
9. You're looking very "fuck me" today!!! REOW!!!!
10. You're Fan-fucking-tastic.... actually that could be shortened to You're Fucktastic? NOt quite the same ring.
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
scratching my butt...
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. The Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. The Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
So has this thread finally died in the arse?
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
9. Top Ten Reasons why we need a decent Top Ten Topic
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
9. Top Ten Reasons why we need a decent Top Ten Topic
10. Top Ten Reasons why I'm absolutely wasting this last Top Ten Reason by writing utter crap just so we can move onto the Top Ten topic.
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
9. Top Ten Reasons why we need a decent Top Ten Topic
10. Top Ten Reasons why I'm absolutely wasting this last Top Ten Reason by writing utter crap just so we can move onto the Top Ten topic.
Ahem! Your turn to think up the new subject.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
Ok... umm... I've just watched Desperate Housewives sooo..
Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
Comments
1. He wants to look like a basketball.
2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
6. He takes too many steroids :eek
7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
9. Well he's getting a bit older and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. In the shower he keeps grabbing his girl friend's hair removing cream thinking it's the shampoo.
1. He wants to look like a basketball.
2. He is using a wrong brand of shampoo.
3. Hat wearers are 15% more likely to go bald bald. Multiply that by the size of the hat (in Jeff's case times 25) Calculations show he has a 375% chance of going bald!:eek: I should have been Einstein!
4. It's really Ed whose going bald, but seeing as Ed is the public image of Pearl Jam, Jeff decided to donate his hair to Ed for the sake of the band (what a hero)
5. He is having to deal with the stress of being caught in the possession of stolen basketballs.
6. He takes too many steroids :eek
7. Because he likes to have it pulled...
8. In his sleep he pretends he is a Barber... he cuts his own hair.
9. Well he's getting a bit older and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. In the shower he keeps grabbing his girl friend's hair removing cream thinking it's the shampoo.
10. Because he is anxiously awaiting the day when he will be as bald as Kojak so that he may go around finishing every sentence with "Who loves ya baby?"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
8. Fuck you're hot.
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
8. Fuck you're hot.
9. You're looking very "fuck me" today!!! REOW!!!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. You're the fuckin' greatest.
2. Hey fuckface
3, Mike, your hands are abso-fucking-lutly soft.
4. Hi there! Wanna Fuck?
5. You fucknut.
6. Fuck you.
7. fuck me in my brains
8. Fuck you're hot.
9. You're looking very "fuck me" today!!! REOW!!!!
10. You're Fan-fucking-tastic.... actually that could be shortened to You're Fucktastic? NOt quite the same ring.
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
screw the south one, muwhahahaa!!!!
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...
but i guess either way doesnt matter really
i seeeeee, WELL
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. The Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. The Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
So has this thread finally died in the arse?
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
9. Top Ten Reasons why we need a decent Top Ten Topic
1. TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
2. Top 100 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Tour The South
3. Top 10 Reasons why pearl jam hasn't played in Alaska.
4. Top 10 Reasons Vital's Top 10's suck
5. Top 10 Reasons Why It Looks Like Eddie Vedder Isn't Wearing Underpants
6. Top 10 Reasons why the Australian tour rumours thread isn't locked yet
7. Top 10 Reasons why the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread hasn't been deleted ..... ..... oh wait.
8. Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam need to do a Ten Club only show next tour! (Come on boys! Do it! How cool would it be to get everyone on the Aussie tour thread together at the one concert and without seats!!! Absolute Madness!)
9. Top Ten Reasons why we need a decent Top Ten Topic
10. Top Ten Reasons why I'm absolutely wasting this last Top Ten Reason by writing utter crap just so we can move onto the Top Ten topic.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Ahem! Your turn to think up the new subject.
Nope...someone else can. Whoever does no 10 shouldnt start the new one.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop