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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA


    1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
    2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
    3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
    4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
    5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
    6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
    7. We don't play the South anymore, and the Southern Hemisphere is very very South.. oh and South Australia.. never ever again!
    8. Because everytime they come down here they love it so much they give such serious thoughts to moving here for good - and the moving costs from the US to australia are really just quite overwhelming ...
    9. ... plus they dont want their kids teased at school for their weird american accents
    10. John Howard.. enough said.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS THE TOP TEN THREAD IS MOSTLY AUSTRALIANS POSTING TOP TEN ANSWERS TO TOP TEN QUESTIONS
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    vital5 wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS THE TOP TEN THREAD IS MOSTLY AUSTRALIANS POSTING TOP TEN ANSWERS TO TOP TEN QUESTIONS

    we recently did

    TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD


    :p
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    HA HA HA :D

    i'm not contributing to this one ;)
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • pearl jam = awesome
    pearl jam = awesome Posts: 96
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    That's the spirit!! hahaha.. not sure about 3 though :) sorry poster
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    That's the spirit!! hahaha.. not sure about 3 though :) sorry poster

    Yeah No. 3 was pretty lame. Was the poster an American? ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.[/quote]
    6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

    ^ OMG Zig! WTF is that? :eek:
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    illegal_pants wrote:
    YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

    ^ OMG Zig! WTF is that? :eek:

    HA HA HA I don't know! BUT I WANT SOME!!!! Purely for shock value! It would be great!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    HA HA HA I don't know! BUT I WANT SOME!!!! Purely for shock value! It would be great!
    I think it's President Bush supporters garb? :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    vital5 wrote:
    I think it's President Bush supporters garb? :)

    :eek: :D
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
    6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
    7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    vital5 wrote:
    7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them :)

    HAHAHAHAA you're confusing me with the guy i work with :o
    wah
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL

    1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
    2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
    3. Because they are illegal
    4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
    5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
    6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
    7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them :)
    8 . Becaus they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
    impatience is a gift ........

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