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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i'm not happy with the last top ten! i got nothnig to work with!!! :eek: this guy is getting barbra streisand's back catalogue for his birthday :eek:

    Gay!!! :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Gay!!! :)

    i need a day off work for mourning

    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    8. You cry while watching Titanic
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    8. You cry while watching Titanic
    9. Stella is attracted to you ;)
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    8. You cry while watching Titanic
    9. Stella is attracted to you
    10. You model yourself on Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy because he's "sooo cute!!"
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I can't think of a new one......too tired....
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I can't think of a new one......too tired....

    WEAK!!!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    9. Stella is attracted to you ;)

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    it doesn't help the pain :o:p

    zig...new topic now :eek:
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    illegal_pants wrote:
    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    it doesn't help the pain :o:p

    **Slaps Stella across face**

    That's enough of that "I'm in pain because I'm in love and he doesn't love me because he loves men" crap! Pull yourself together girl!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate

    no pain here zig!!! :eek: i think it's more fun to play the 'is he isnt he' game :eek: gotta do something to pass the time at work :rolleyes:
    wah
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert!

    Is "Boxer" your pet name for Leigh? ;)
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Is "Boxer" your pet name for Leigh? ;)

    Damn! How did you pick that?? :eek: :o
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★

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