Anyone drinking tonight?

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    hint not taken... but spank you very much

    You're... what rhymes with 'welcome', smart ass ;)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You're... what rhymes with 'welcome', smart ass ;)

    smell cum?

    i'm having a wee Guinness as we speak :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    smell cum?

    i'm having a wee Guinness as we speak :)

    I'm already on my third bottle of water. Look out fuckers! There's no telling what I might post!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    smell cum?

    i'm having a wee Guinness as we speak :)

    A wee Guinness? Like a Liqueur? Are you sipping it out of a tiny little glass?

    I'll open some red wine after seven.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    A wee Guinness?

    Or is it a Guinness from last night that he's just passed?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    smell cum?

    i'm having a wee Guinness as we speak :)

    do you stick your pinky out when you drink a wee guinness? :p
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Or is it a Guinness from last night that he's just passed?

    Or would that be a "Spend a penny Guinness" ?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    A wee Guinness? Like a Liqueur? Are you sipping it out of a tiny little glass?

    I'll open some red wine after seven.

    its a wee guinness cos it comes in 500ml cans.. a pint being 568ml.. so yes its a wee guinness


    *smug face alert*
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Or would that be a "Spend a penny Guinness" ?

    did you just quote yourself and then ask yourself a question?


    Narcissist's Anonymous just acquired a new member... a bit like John Bobbitt :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    did you just quote yourself and then ask yourself a question?


    Narcissist's Anonymous just acquired a new member... a bit like John Bobbitt :)

    Ain't nothin' anonymous about me! (It was hard typing this one handed while properly holding my mirror with my other hand, admiring my rugged features)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I wish I could be bothered to do multiple quotes because you people are really making me laugh!

    I'll bet your right though cutback. I bet he sticks his little finger out while he drinks his guinness and eats his caviar. ;)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Ain't nothin' anonymous about me! (It was hard typing this one handed while properly holding my mirror with my other hand, admiring my rugged features)

    ...which we STILL haven't seen!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    ...which we STILL haven't seen!

    You know what they say: Video Killed The Radio Star.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You know what they say: Video Killed The Radio Star.

    You're not a silly guy, are you? :D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'll bet your right though cutback. I bet he sticks his little finger out while he drinks his guinness and eats his caviar. ;)

    yes, famed for my aspirations of grandeur am i :rolleyes:

    now if only my diamond studded flunky would type faster...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Phew! Heavy weekend so I'm on the hard stuff tonight!
    The cocoa :D

    Happy drinking drinkers, I'm sure I'll be back amongst your numbers fairly shortly :)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    OK, now hear this.
    My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    OK, now hear this.
    My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....

    Michael Douglas
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Phew! Heavy weekend so I'm on the hard stuff tonight!
    The cocoa :D

    Happy drinking drinkers, I'm sure I'll be back amongst your numbers fairly shortly :)

    Thanks. I've just started.

    dunk: You were the only one that seemed to know what consomme was at the time of that thread.

    I managed to get out of eating it this year. Phew.
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    jamie uk wrote:
    OK, now hear this.
    My mate just called me, every Sunday he has a beer or 5 in this 'fancy-ish' old hotel in a town about 7 miles away. He's there right now, and sat at the bar, staying over for the new year is........go on guess, go on..see if you can....
    *waits in suspence*
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09

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