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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Eli Manning will now replace Jessica Simpson as the face of acne treatment.
    I love to turn you on
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,464
    the knicks will win at least game before the season ends, maybe two

    carl pavano will get hurt again and never pitch again for the yankees.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Eating more than twelve Hershey's Kisses may result in severe feelings of animosity towards the lowland gorilla in single Manhattan-ites.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Pornstaches are formidable to nuns.

    they cannot combat such wanton sexuality.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you tie the tongue of a giraffe to a powerboat the resulting tension makes an ideal hammock for an anvil
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    eating cheerios for one month will make you better at hula hooping.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the most socially active of all the sea crustaceans are hermit crabs, which is ironic as they are teetotal.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Proof exists that one tribe of Navajo Indians had the ability to defecate out of their armpits.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you glue an anvil to a python it makes an excellent rudimentary U-Boat.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    male superiority at nudist beaches is calculated by the man who can carry the most donuts, whilst also holding a cup of coffee in each hand.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The average lifespan of the Bermuda cockroach is roughly one-third the greatest recorded lifespan of the average 15th century chamber maid.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    It has been documented that 15 sherpas can be hidden betwixt the two bulbous nutsacks hanging between Harry Belafonte's legs.

    these are his spare nutsacks.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    sucking the goo out of a cadbury easter egg will NOT increase your libido after yoga.
    I love to turn you on
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,464
    isiah thomas will still have a job with the knicks after this season..
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    sucking the goo out of a cadbury easter egg will NOT increase your libido after yoga.


    best use of the word 'goo' i've ever read :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    sucking the goo out of a cadbury easter egg will NOT increase your libido after yoga.
    DAMMIT!
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The first Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans had women flashing their breasts in exchange for cans of Spam. It wasn't until years later and 1000's of concussions that plastic beads were substituted.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Although less popular today, Originally "Starvin' Thursday" was a more important religious date than "Ash Wednesday" It was marginally less important than 'Not Feelin' So Hot Saturday" which takes place between "good Friday" and "Easter Sunday"
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The main crucifix in the Pope's private chambers can also be used as a raspberry jam dispenser.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Nostrils were originally called finger storage.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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