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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I want in! Steve Dunne and FailedPersephone have been tapped to star in the live action remake of the claymation Christian classic, Davey and Goliath.

    Showing early signs of genius in downplaying being scared of the dark, our very own Mook dressed up as a flashlight each Halloween from ages 4-13.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Steve Dunne is the only person on this forum who can stretch his own dingle-dangle into the shape of a combine harvester, he is also the only person called Steve Dunne.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Mooks once glued 2 donuts to his face and played an entire show at Las Vegas pretending to be Elton John... the audience had no idea and even appluaded when Mooks took a good shafting from Billy Ray Cyrus as the encore... he then released a single called Achey Breaked my Fart which got to number 86 and Siskel and Ebert gave the promo video a big no thumbs up.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I want in! Steve Dunne and FailedPersephone have been tapped to star in the live action remake of the claymation Christian classic, Davey and Goliath.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi6CGqMZJw

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    In an attempt at mediating divorce settlements, Lou Ferrigno will don a bright green leisure suit and do a fairly decent interpretive dance mix up of "My Fair Lady" and "the Lion King" if it means that She gets the car, but He gets decent cat visitation rights.

    He is a giver, that Lou. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    In a little known tidbit regarding those divorce settlements, Lou's encore dance number also involves a replica of this famous green suit...

    http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=nT2eHX5h8Pk
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rainbows are the sole reason why 92% of geese are colour blind
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    One drop of lemon to a bucket full of bleach will create the most delicious after dinner drink. provided the bucket of bleach has been used by at least 13 virginal nuns for spittoon practice.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    never pm people on here pictures of your cock... 84% of them will never return your pms.. never ever again.. only BlindJenny81 does.. but she's deaf
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    It is considered a crime against humanity to forge your own snowshoes in the county of Lengforth, Scotland. ;)
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    there are no maps or atlas' in the whole of california so they just make up places. this is due to atlas' being considered the work of the devil as the word "contours" is closely linked to the Eve's poon plastercasting sessions
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    watching a 24 hour marathon of hgtv's 'house hunters' actually makes you NEVER want to sell your house. or watch the show ever again.
    I love to turn you on
  • angryyoungman
    angryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    watching a 24 hour marathon of hgtv's 'house hunters' actually makes you NEVER want to sell your house. or watch the show ever again.
    funny, i heard that also


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    i have wished for so long, how i wish for you today
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    finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    man evolved from monkey, so todays monkeys are actually just really fucking lazy.. "evolve.. nah fuck that... i'm eating a banana and humping my twin"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Karen Carpenter is universally credited with the origins of the phrase "eat shit and die" and unfortunately she died whilst snorting 2 peas so has no idea how famous her phrase is today.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Balloon payments are not as fun as they sound.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The one time I let Calgon take me away it took me to a Turkish Prison. Never letting that happen again! At least without me packing my rubber ducky!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    If eaten every morning, a good helping of Jam and Toast will prevent gingivitis in small urban squirrels.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    It's just been reported that the first 1,000 women Mick Jagger has slept with are dead. The second 1,000 women are retired, and the final 1,000 women are all under the age of 25.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    It is exceedingly difficult to get a gimp mask properly set on an animal, and for this reason alone - Sharon Stone is considered to be a very fine actress indeed.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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