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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Breast, soy, or 50/50?
    doesn't dairy suggest udder?
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    More like a dog of excrement.


    :D brilliant... now join Mookie and I... together we three could 'lure the heart'
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    :D brilliant... now join Mookie and I... together we three could 'lure the heart'

    Count me in, where do I sing ?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    together we three could 'lure the heart'

    Pat Benatar, right?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    jamie uk wrote:
    Count me in, where do I sing ?

    Wednesday is Karaoke night. Come back then. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Pat Benatar, right?

    fuck knows... i was just doing 'rule the earth' in the guise of a dyslexic god... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Pat Benatar, right?
    This is why me and Harmless will win in the battle of the comedians. Youth. No one wants to go and see a bunch of middle aged comedy hacks who can actually remember Pat Benatar songs, rather than just the name ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    fuck knows... i was just doing 'rule the earth' in the guise of a dyslexic god... :)

    OK so Dunk you're doing OK but in the next stage of the competition I want you to try and avoid using the word 'Dyslexic'. It was comedy gold the first few hundred times, but... :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    fuck knows... i was just doing 'rule the earth' in the guise of a dyslexic god... :)

    I was with you, honest.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK so Dunk you're doing OK but in the next stage of the competition I want you to try and avoid using the word 'Dyslexic'. It was comedy gold the first few hundred times, but... :D


    the day i take 'tips' from you is the day known as Armageddon.

    i'll remove dyslexic but then you cant use cripple again...

    so that leaves you with a joke about knitting and a rather shit story about factory measuring
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    the day i take 'tips' from you is the day known as Armageddon.

    i'll remove dyslexic but then you cant use cripple again...

    so that leaves you with a joke about knitting and a rather shit story about factory measuring

    His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?
    Haha :D to be honest, though he is my comedy buddy, that cracked me up too :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?

    PhotoFUCKOFF.com

    But seriously, I laughed at myself don't worry.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Haha :D to be honest, though he is my comedy buddy, that cracked me up too :)

    Some of the BEST comedy is accidental ;) (That's what we'll tell the media.. don't worry, I've got it covered.)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    PhotoFUCKOFF.com

    But seriously, I laughed at myself don't worry.

    I thought you were humouring them?!? :eek:

    Did I spell that right? :o (To the Brits).
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Some of the BEST comedy is accidental ;) (That's what we'll tell the media.. don't worry, I've got it covered.)

    I always thought some of the BEST comedy was Occidental. Those native bastards are some goofy sons of bitches!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I thought you were humouring them?!? :eek:

    Did I spell that right? :o (To the Brits).
    yeah I think you did. I always find that difficult though. I'm a fucking english lit student and whenever I write "humouring", it just looks so wrong. It makes a bit sad inside... :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I thought you were humouring them?!? :eek:

    Did I spell that right? :o (To the Brits).

    I'm glad you thought I was, it's a nice thought. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Some of the BEST comedy is accidental ;) (That's what we'll tell the media.. don't worry, I've got it covered.)
    But of course :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    His bit on googling photofuckit was pretty funny. Wait, what's that? It wasn't a bit?


    it reminds me of his "best 80's kids TV show" thread.. on the OTHER MUSIC forum :D:D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4947455

    and yes my reply to that thread does indeed use 'dyslexic'... but it was just so good ;):p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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