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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I did wet myself, but it had nothing to do with anything coming from them.

    Do you suffer from 'land mass'?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Y'see that lads, that's self-deprecation (a big word with a hyphen and everything, I know. Look it up and you'll be alright). An intermediate comedy device at least. We'll see you in a few years ok?

    :D

    God Dammit! HLF tried to convince me that Self Deprecation was an act that took place in a bathroom with a banana and a vat of vaseline. I knew he was wrong.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What Dunk didn't know.. until now.. is that when I waver from being funny it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody. ;)

    oh you mean stuff like "how do i open a bottle without a bottle opener" .. stuff like that :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I did wet myself, but it had nothing to do with anything coming from them.
    Check out that thread of HLF's that Dunk posted earlier. Your man did a whole little bit about incontinence that might help you understand your little problem :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    oh you mean stuff like "how do i open a bottle without a bottle opener" .. stuff like that :p
    :D:D:D when did this just become a little bitching competition between people who do actually get on? :p I think we lost the girls a few pages back with this...
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    when did this just become a little bitching competition between people who do actually get on? :p I think we lost the girls a few pages back with this...

    Who? Me and Dunk? Get on?

    Fuck that. :rolleyes: :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    God Dammit! HLF tried to convince me that Self Deprecation was an act that took place in a bathroom with a banana and a vat of vaseline. I knew he was wrong.

    No, I said that was called 'Fun Time'. Keep up!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    to escape you 2 dullards trying to tell it the rules of chess

    Now, that's foony lad..that's foony.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Now, that's foony lad..that's foony.
    you do know there ain't a pot of gold up there, right?
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    We should all form a Monty Python-esque collective of humour-mongerers.

    :eek: That's a great idea! As long as yourself, harmless, Mookie, dunk... and the others don't get involved!

    ;)
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody. ;)

    We all know about you being the founding member of the Transformer Tweenie fanclub and all the hard work you've performed for them. But I think that your theory on who would win a fight between the original Optimus Prime and the modern day Optimus Prime isn't solving world peace, so for the time being a return to comedy would be most appreciated.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    you do know there ain't a pot of gold up there, right?
    Next time he lift his kilt, I'll have a look and see.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    We all know about you being the founding member of the Transformer Tweenie fanclub and all the hard work you've performed for them. But I think that theory on who would win a fight between the original Optimus Prime and the modern day Optimus Prime is solving world peace, so for the time being a return to comedy would be most appreciated.

    That's a back-handed way of saying I'm funny, right?

    Thanks. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :eek: That's a great idea! As long as yourself, harmless, Mookie, dunk... and the others don't get involved!

    ;)
    Thank you :) I'm glad you like the idea. I don't think the others will though. We are caught in a vicious cycle of personal slurs and character defamation :(
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    That's a back-handed way of saying I'm funny, right?

    Thanks. :)

    You know what they say about doing it back-handed, you get to pretend that someone else is doing it to you.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    We are caught in a vicious cycle of personal slurs and character defamation :(

    Aww isn't it GREAT??
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Next time he lift his kilt, I'll have a look and see.
    :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    personal slurs and character defamation :(

    That sounds like a great idea for a new sitcom.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You know what they say about doing it back-handed, you get to pretend that someone else is doing it to you.
    Now, this is more like it....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D:D:D when did this just become a little bitching competition between people who do actually get on? :p I think we lost the girls a few pages back with this...


    we're always losing girls on this forum... i used to have 6 stalkers... now i'm down to 8!!!! one of them claims to be a mathmetician, she keeps asking me if i'm interested in an x+y=Zsome.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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