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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It's a good thing you're probably not going to make it to the Windsor meetup. :mad:

    :D


    why were you going to do bad stuff to me?

    actually it probably is... none of you would understand what i was saying anyway.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It's a good thing you're probably not going to make it to the Windsor meetup. :mad:

    :D

    (He's going to take that the wrong way... shhhh.. sorry, just warning you)

    Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    why were you going to do bad stuff to me?

    actually it probably is... none of you would understand what i was saying anyway.
    Not true....we would be looking out for the phrase, "Och, fuck crouqet!"
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.
    Y'see that lads, that's self-deprecation (a big word with a hyphen and everything, I know. Look it up and you'll be alright). An intermediate comedy device at least. We'll see you in a few years ok?

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    (He's going to take that the wrong way... shhhh.. sorry, just warning you)

    Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.


    i didnt miss it.. it was just too obvious


    :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    (He's going to take that the wrong way... shhhh.. sorry, just warning you)

    Edit: Oh, he didn't! He missed the most obvious gag in the fuckit.. I mean bucket.

    huh?

    (Sorry dunk, if I said something wrong). :confused:
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Not true....we would be looking out for the phrase, "Och, fuck crouqet!"

    :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    excuse me, that's the "drunken, bloated kings of comedy who will earn more in death than you and Dunk ever will with your sub-Joe Pasquale fare" to you.

    A bit too wordy to be successful if you ask me. But I do appreciate the inclusion of dunk and myself in a fetal attempt to garner a few extra units sold.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    huh?

    (Sorry dunk, if I said something wrong). :confused:

    LOL no I didn't mean it like that... you said nothing wrong..... never mind. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Y'see that lads, that's self-deprecation (a big word with a hyphen and everything, I know. Look it up and you'll be alright). An intermediate comedy device at least. We'll see you in a few years ok?

    :D

    Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    huh?

    (Sorry dunk, if I said something wrong). :confused:

    nah you didn't say anything wrong :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    A bit too wordy to be successful if you ask me. But I do appreciate the inclusion of dunk and myself in a fetal attempt to garner a few extra units sold.

    It needs to be fine-tuned. Ask Dunk. His ones need it all the time, he's probably learned something.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....

    Didn't you say you think the Carry On films are genius? :rolleyes:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Eric Morcombe never even heard the words self deprication, or intermediate comedy device. It's bull shit comedy from a text book. Just tell us a fuckin joke, or fall over or something....


    yeah what he said..

    all this boasting from you both yet i've smirked less than a stroke victim
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Didn't you say you think the Carry On films are genius? :rolleyes:
    No I said they were 'of their time', actually Mr la-di-da.:p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah what he said..

    all this boasting from you both yet i've smirked less than a stroke victim
    How big did you say your little man downstairs was Dunk? since we're calling everyone on boasting here :p

    This is good-natured fun. I neither feel that myself and Harmless are better than you, Jamie or Mookie, nor do I feel that we are inferior. We should all form a Monty Python-esque collective of humour-mongerers.

    Who's with me?

    EDIT: and in my experience, stroke victims can be prone to perma-smirks. it's to do with the slackening of facial muscles or some shit.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    to escape you 2 dullards trying to tell it the rules of chess
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah what he said..

    all this boasting from you both yet i've smirked less than a stroke victim

    I did wet myself, but it had nothing to do with anything coming from them.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    How big did you say your little man downstairs was Dunk? since we're calling everyone on boasting here :p

    This is good-natured fun. I neither feel that myself and Harmless are better than you, Jamie or Mookie, nor do I feel that we are inferior. We should all form a Monty Python-esque collective of humour-mongerers.

    Who's with me?

    EDIT: and in my experience, stroke victims can be prone to perma-smirks. it's to do with the slackening of facial muscles or some shit.

    What Dunk didn't know.. until now.. is that when I waver from being funny it's because I'm too busy thinking ground-breaking intelligent thoughts which just might make a fucking difference to somebody. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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