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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    jrd wrote:
    I opened a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps this lunchtime... bag burst open and the crisps went everywhere... still picking them out of the keyboard.

    :eek: :eek: :eek: [size=+3]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!![/size] :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • nutmeg81
    nutmeg81 Posts: 627
    shud have gone for salted then!!
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    I fell down one when I was about four. I use them all the time, but I still get a really bad feeling every time I step foot on one... paranoia at its finest.

    It was because my poncey shoes have no grip whatsoever. They're more like ski's! :rolleyes:
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    V V wrote:
    see i dont mind woodlouse / piggywigs
    but sliverfish n earwigs :( yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    Silverfish are the tiny weeny spawn of satan!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Silverfish are the tiny weeny spawn of satan!

    hahahahah oh they are so gross , make me feel sick
    I cant eat dreid dates cos they remind me of cockroach's :( :eek: **feels sick**

    http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jrd wrote:
    I feel the same about swings after sitting on and getting stung by a wasp on one when I was a wee nipper in short trousers.

    F*cking hate wasps as well.


    i seriously seriously hate wasps... and the reason is because i've never actually been stung by one.. or a bee.. and i think i'm going to be one of those people who die of shock or something

    so i just do a 'wasp dance' as my folks call it :D

    its just me running about like a mad fucker with my arms flapping violently across my ears... its actually quite funny :D

    even if i was in middle of town centre i'd do it... and its normally accompanied by the "get the fuck away... go on get!!!" under the breath really angry whisper people do... like a wasp understands english :rolleyes: or can guage by my tone of voice i'm pissed off with its presence near my ears!!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    V V wrote:
    hahahahah oh they are so gross , make me feel sick
    I cant eat dreid dates cos they remind me of cockroach's :( :eek: **feels sick**

    http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg


    thats either Jeremy Beadle holding that cockroach or the cockroach is fucking massive :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • nutmeg81
    nutmeg81 Posts: 627
    i killed a wasp with sun cream once!!!

    flyin round the back garde where i was tryin not to get too red/pink
    and i just squeezed the tube, timed it well as the little bollix flew
    right into it and died......hahahaha i was evil!
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  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    Byrnzie wrote:
    :eek: :eek: :eek: [size=+3]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!![/size] :eek: :eek: :eek:
    You're turning into brain_of_c old boy
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    Byrnzie wrote:
    :eek: :eek: :eek: [size=+3]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!![/size] :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Is that sympathy for my crunchy keyboard calamity ?
    Or outrage at my choice of crisp flavour ?

    Or just your brain exploding at the sheer banality of the post...
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Silverfish are the tiny weeny spawn of satan!
    Silverfish were a great band in the early 90's. They had a great song called 'T.F.A' which stood for 'Total fucking asshole'. I have fond memories of stage-diving to them. Brilliant!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    You're turning into brain_of_c old boy

    he'd be the opposite of Brain of C though :confused:

    which is Toe of X
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    thats either Jeremy Beadle holding that cockroach or the cockroach is fucking massive :D

    I think it's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. They're big f****ers.

    http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=madagascan+hissing+cockroach&btnG=Search+Images
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I think it's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. They're big f****ers.

    http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=madagascan+hissing+cockroach&btnG=Search+Images


    i know what it is, i just wanted to use a Jeremy Beadle small hand joke ;):D

    PS.. you can't type swear words can you?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    jrd wrote:
    Is that sympathy for my crunchy keyboard calamity ?
    Or outrage at my choice of crisp flavour ?

    Or just your brain exploding at the sheer banality of the post...

    None of the above. It was an expression of genuine distress and alarm at the severity of the situation. I mean, if you'd said that they were ready salted i wouldn't have cared less! :cool:
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i know what it is, i just wanted to use a Jeremy Beadle small hand joke ;):D

    Tish tish. Comedians, who'd have 'em. You know what they say, small hands... fucking big television career.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i know what it is, i just wanted to use a Jeremy Beadle small hand joke ;):D

    PS.. you can't type swear words can you?

    I just did, but it was like passing an ostrich egg. Also, my 'you,' 'see' and 'kay' keys aren't usually working.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    i seriously seriously hate wasps... and the reason is because i've never actually been stung by one.. or a bee.. and i think i'm going to be one of those people who die of shock or something

    so i just do a 'wasp dance' as my folks call it :D

    its just me running about like a mad fucker with my arms flapping violently across my ears... its actually quite funny :D

    Wasps seem to be intrigued if you start flapping around at them and generally come closer, or follow you around if you do that. What you should do is just not move at all, even if it lands on you, and it'll just bugger off. Go on, try it next time. What can possibly go wrong?

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/10/01/2002051841.jpg

    or

    http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20041107/wd1.jpg

    possibly, i suppose... ;-)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    None of the above. It was an expression of genuine distress and alarm at the severity of the situation. I mean, if you'd said that they were ready salted i wouldn't have cared less! :cool:

    then surely your alarm is concerning the keyboard cruchiness... as you have no opinion on the crisp flavour then it must be the aforementioned keyboard situation. If its neither then why were you alarmed? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman wrote:
    i seriously seriously hate wasps... and the reason is because i've never actually been stung by one.. or a bee.. and i think i'm going to be one of those people who die of shock or something

    so i just do a 'wasp dance' as my folks call it :D

    its just me running about like a mad fucker with my arms flapping violently across my ears... its actually quite funny :D

    even if i was in middle of town centre i'd do it... and its normally accompanied by the "get the fuck away... go on get!!!" under the breath really angry whisper people do... like a wasp understands english :rolleyes: or can guage by my tone of voice i'm pissed off with its presence near my ears!!!!

    I like sitting in beer gardens in the summer and attempting to catch as many wasps as possible under a beer glass. They're then prime for a bout of morbid torture which involves either blowing dope smoke under the glass, or holding a lighter to the side of the glass and enjoying the spectacle of their slow but sure demise. :) :eek: :o

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