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It's so great to hear George Takei back on the show for a week.
2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
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fuckin great.
"I dabbled my wang with latex."Jam out with your clam out.0 -
Artie's contract runs out tomorrow?A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.0
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3inputchick wrote:Artie's contract runs out tomorrow?
really?....ah, i'm sure he'll resign.Jam out with your clam out.0 -
The show is fantastic. Eric the Midget is hilarious.
3-2-1- before a Greg and Anthony fan posts in this thread."We're fixed good, lamp-wise."0 -
all greg and anthony do is bust on stern....thats all that goes on there.Jam out with your clam out.0
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baloon knot...And I'm not living this life without you, I'm selfish and clear
And you're not leaving here without me, I don't wanna be without
My best... friend. Wake up, to see you could have it all0 -
George Takei is very funny on the show
"One Of My Neighbors In Denver Was A ......"If You Give, You Begin To Live
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The best joke for me was Sal's Vegetable joke about Artie not liking Vegetables even though his father was one. Something like that.If You Give, You Begin To Live
But You Might Die Trying0 -
Low_Light03 wrote:The best joke for me was Sal's Vegetable joke about Artie not liking Vegetables even though his father was one. Something like that.
lol thats awful2003 Mansfield III
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
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I liked the one (I can't remember who said it) that said if Artie's liver gets any blacker Anjelina Jolie is going to try to adopt it."We're fixed good, lamp-wise."0
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there was one when howard stern said the closest hes had to having sex with a black chick was masturbating to a picture of aunt jemima
EDIT2003 Mansfield III
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II0 -
someone said they'd rather hear gunshots from their parents' bedroom than hear the carver roast again.
anyone else think his show has improved a million percent since switching to satellite?my love for you is ticking clock BERZERKER! would you like some making fuck BERZERKER?!
why will you take by force what you may have quietly by love? - Powhatan0 -
mookie d wrote:someone said they'd rather hear gunshots from their parents' bedroom than hear the carver roast again.
anyone else think his show has improved a million percent since switching to satellite?
Of course it has. It's alot funnier. Artie's stories just keep getting better and better.
"I'm wearing a neglige" - Blue IrisIf You Give, You Begin To Live
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Just dropping the half hour of commercials makes it a 1000 times better. The show is able to focus on the cast and making funny bits rather than the Howard bitching about everything. It is the most consistent form of entertainment out there."We're fixed good, lamp-wise."0
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"I love Osama Bin Laden." ....George is such a good sport. The things they do to him.0
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Low_Light03 wrote:The best joke for me was Sal's Vegetable joke about Artie not liking Vegetables even though his father was one. Something like that.
i liked schuli's joke about beer league opening on the 18th and when corrected that it was the "15th, motherfucker" schuli responded with sorry, the 18th is the closing date.He is alive but feels absolutely nothing.
So is he?
When he was six he believed that the moon overhead followed him.
By nine he had deciphered the illusion trading magic for fact.
No tradebacks...
So this is what it's like to be an adult
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Low_Light03 wrote:Of course it has. It's alot funnier. Artie's stories just keep getting better and better.
"I'm wearing a neglige" - Blue Iris
it is NEG-LA-JAY.He is alive but feels absolutely nothing.
So is he?
When he was six he believed that the moon overhead followed him.
By nine he had deciphered the illusion trading magic for fact.
No tradebacks...
So this is what it's like to be an adult
If he only knew now what he knew then...0 -
10_pearljam wrote:i liked schuli's joke about beer league opening on the 18th and when corrected that it was the "15th, motherfucker" schuli responded with sorry, the 18th is the closing date.
Yeah Artie walked right into that one."We're fixed good, lamp-wise."0 -
i got sirius radio about a month ago, but not for howard. i only actually listened to him for the first time on sirius about a week ago. it's far and away so much better than terrestrial radio howard."PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?"
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