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  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    the boys walked on the mean street
    they'd fight with all they 'd meet
    then came the time
    to pay for their crime
    in prison they are just meat
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    daddy please dont touch me there
    your fingers are all in my hair
    in the dark i will cry
    and wish that i die
    and wonder if you'd care
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    oh father that touched a boy
    as if he were just a toy
    thought you were safe in the robe
    from any legal probe
    in the joint your ass will know joy
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    An evil thought has crossed her mind
    As he crossed the room thinking her blind
    Little lies like daggers
    As he slowly staggers
    The blade slashes and all that was is left behind
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    there was a young maiden named Sprout
    whos vagina would occasionally spout
    one morning whilst fishing
    she got to a wishing
    that she could stop leaking juices about

    (sorry!
    ;0)
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    There was a young lady named Myrtle
    Who had an affair with a turtle,
    She had crabs, so the say,
    In a year and a day,
    Which proves that the turtle was fertile
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    So Fuzzy Wussy wasn't Fuzzy Wuz He?
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Little suzy loved her little cat
    Even when a furball she spat
    Her pussy she'd pet
    Whether dry or wet
    And she didn't even cringe when it shat
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    he piled his hate
    high on a plate
    because they are black
    he thinks it's brains they lack
    this serving of racism he ate
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    A young lass had sealed her fate
    She went out hunting a mate
    Thought she'd found love
    And didn't use a glove
    Now her snatch burns and she can't masturbate
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    He emraced her and gave her a kiss
    He thought it was sheer and utter bliss
    He wanted to ride her
    So he slipped it inside her
    And now it hurts when he tries to piss
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    pretends to be real on the street
    puttin a ryhme to the beat
    one day bullets fly
    hes caught in a drive by
    he dies in the august heat
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    there was a young man named dave
    who liked to have sex in a cave
    he enjoyed her on top
    so he could watch her hop
    on his dick with the motion he craved
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Big Rick, he sure liked to boast
    Of the ladies he banged, coast to coast
    Well one day he picked up a chick
    Then she whipped out her dick
    Now Rick is Rikki and likes dick the most
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    samantha wouldnt take any sass
    she only liked it up the ass
    her favorite part was to lick
    her stinky shit from the dick
    then smoke a big bowl of good grass
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by the unseen
    samantha wouldnt take any sass
    she only liked it up the ass
    her favorite part was to lick
    her stinky shit from the dick
    then smoke a big bowl of good grass

    That one made my eyes water! LOL! :D Keep 'em coming. You're really good at this shit!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    john thought father gibbs was so nice
    but that feeling was lost at a price
    bent over the pew
    by this priest that he knew
    he innocence lost,an unholy sacrifice












    later

    peace
  • Edveddmfc
    Edveddmfc Posts: 17
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    whose dick was so long he could suck it,
    as he said with a grin,
    while wiping his chin,
    "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

    I know it's an old classic, but nobody posted it, and I just had to.
    I waited all day.
    You waited all day..
    but you left before sunset..
    and I just wanted to tell you
    the moment was beautiful.
    Just wanted to dance to bad music
    drive bad cars..
    watch bad tv..
    should have stayed for the sunset...
    if not for me.
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    there once was a man from Bengahal
    who liked to perform in a hall
    his favorite trick
    was to stand on his dick
    and roll off the stage on one ball
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    A nudist resort at Benares

    Took a midget in, all unawares.

    But he made members weep

    For he just couldn't keep

    His nose out of private affairs.
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!

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