Limerick Fun (all welcome)
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John was a asshole all day
And at night he liked to play
He drove a big truck
Picked up guys to fuck
And told his poor wife he warn't gayForget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
I once was married to John,
was married way too long,
He had another honey,
so I took all his money,
Now they live in a shack in Hong Kong.If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
(Angelina Jolie)0 -
Terry found that he was stuck in a rut
Out of money and in the mood for smut
He drove really far
Found a seedy bar
And bagged the most repulsive slutForget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
there once was a man named casse
whose balls were made of spun glass
he'd cling them together
and play Stormy Weather
while lightening shot out of his assSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
There once was man from Nantucket
His penis grew long when he shook it
But the outflow of blood
To his burgeoning manhood
Meant his brain kicked the (symbolic) bucketSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
There once was a man from Osaka
Who decided to shag his alpaca
He started quite normal
But when he tried to go oral
The beastie bit off his left knackerSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
There was a young girl from Bangkok
Who wrote Limericks so rude they could shock
The Limericks were topical
But quite biological
And all had vaginas and cocksSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
She thought finding a lover a cinch
Saw a young man she could pinch
He was all bent over
And smelling a clover
She said lay me, I want every inchForget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
i love to feel the nipple peak
it is this touch that i seek
i am just a man
touching all that i can
when i do my cock tears do leak
thanks for the kick in the ass b.e.
you fucking rock.
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Originally posted by the unseen
i love to feel the nipple peak
it is this touch that i seek
i am just a man
touching all that i can
when i do my cock tears do leak
thanks for the kick in the ass b.e.
you fucking rock.
- )
My specialty is spankings but the occasional kick in the keister never really hurt anyone too much either.
Me, fucking rock --- Hmmm, never tried that one yet.Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
>but the occasional kick in the keister never really hurt anyone too much either.
as long as you have heels on.......
and stockings.....
you know.....
black
with the line that runs up the calf?
oh my........
me says too much.
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mammy had a passion
for the latest fashion
she liked the dresses slit
so she could show her shiney clit
for her pussy, the guys they would be clashin0 -
johnny was a lumberjack
alone he climbed into the sack
but as he hung in the trees
he got hard in the breeze
and thought of taking it in back0 -
She wears stockings with a line up the back
She wears them in a dark shade of black
To a garter they hook
A fine sexy look
And when she bends over you can see her crack
You says good things though!Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen0 -
my desire to grasp
that oh so magical clasp
then her tits they will fall
i'll give her my all
then i'll come at her gasp0 -
bubba sat on a log
with his trusty ole dog
at a pig roast in may
he looked on in dismay
as his friend mounted the hog0 -
down at the creek
he felt like a sneak
playboy in hand
he sat in the sand
at a tit he got his first peek0 -
There was an old man named Fitch
Whos arse would occasionally itch
to provide some relief
he'd scratch down beneath
until his arsehole required a stitchSome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes which left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And unless I'm quite wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0 -
there was young man, name of Sultry
who was charged with the crime of adultry
he screamed enough is enough
i cant help but love
a woman in a far away countrySome people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!0
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