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  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    there was a young soul name of Radar
    who waited in vain for Darth Vader
    to challenge a fight
    but Radar took flight
    and shacked up forever with Leia
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    there was a young man named Seta
    who's cunning and wit never bettered
    till one he day a young tease
    gave him a strange disease
    and now he's wishing that he never met her
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    There was a young lad who sat
    He loved to hear that big splat
    So he sat on the shitter
    Gave a groan, a teeth gritter
    And exclaimed hurrah as a masterpice he did shat
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Hope you all find the fun you seek
    I may even just come take a peek
    If I get the time
    To check out our rhyme
    If not, I'll see y'all in about a week

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseenthe unseen Posts: 372
    ahhh fuck this place will be lame
    without the fun of this dame
    the place is so brightend
    by being enlightened
    without you this board's not the same






    enjoy the holidays


    see ya when ya get back

    peace
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    At my friend's place, I just couldn't sleep
    So I stopped by to take a peep
    I had to make the most
    So I made a few posts
    I think I'll hang out 'til my friend begins to creep
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    A lassie named Shirley was thinking of Dick
    When she saw him her heart beat so quick
    Well, they went to the can
    He wanted to show her his jam
    So she jerked him and sucked on his prick
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    A fireman is what my friend so desired
    She said "I'll have him put out my fire!"
    She tweaked her nose
    And got his out his hose
    Found out he's married and she's the spare tire
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • JDE-PJJDE-PJ Posts: 721
    there once was a midget named gidget

    who liked to go down on her digits

    over and over her fingers did rub

    she collapsed exhausted in the tub
    I know someday you will have a beautiful Life


    Jason
  • JDE-PJJDE-PJ Posts: 721
    if you ever want to have yourself good day

    find your way down to anita's way

    she will lick and suck until you can't take no more

    worth every penny for this fine looking whore
    I know someday you will have a beautiful Life


    Jason
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Shirley new a baseball player who couldn't bunt
    He was a bit of a scrawny, awkward little runt
    Sure he was kinda small
    But his erection stood tall
    And man could his tongue play on her cunt
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • JDE-PJJDE-PJ Posts: 721
    john loved to eat down below

    so his lady kept it trimmed for the show

    he dined and he wined until a quater to nine

    then it was time for her to blow
    I know someday you will have a beautiful Life


    Jason
  • JDE-PJJDE-PJ Posts: 721
    the time of the night had come

    for all the naughty people to go have their fun

    men and women alike wearing nothing but spikes

    fucking till they all have cum
    I know someday you will have a beautiful Life


    Jason
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    There was a young man at the bar
    Who saw a lovely lady from afar
    He got up and roamed
    Asked her to come home
    But banged her in the back of his car
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Went for dinner at the bar
    Took a drive in the car
    Driver had not a hint of booze
    Before it was time to cruise
    My life had a jar
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • (UK)_foxymop(UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    There was a man from Ghent
    Who had a penis so long it bent
    It was so much trouble
    That he kept it double
    And instead of coming he went.
    ♥ ♪ ♪
  • (UK)_foxymop(UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    There was a man called Dave
    Who kept a dead whore in a cave
    He said "I admit
    I am a bit of a shit
    But think of the money I save".
    ♥ ♪ ♪
  • sultryeveningsultryevening Posts: 522
    morning all.!!!


    There was a young pair from Uganda
    Who were having a fuck on a veranda.
    The drip from their fucks
    Fed forty-two ducks,
    Three geese, and a fucking big gander.
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    There was a crazy, sick fuck named Fred
    Who had a morbid obsession with the dead
    So, he worked at the funeral home
    And when he was all alone
    He'd pull out his cock and stick it in cold Ethel's head


    (Fucking one's brains out - literally! :eek: :o:D)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Stolen Pencil420Stolen Pencil420 Posts: 119
    Her lifeless body didn't know
    He was jacking off in between strokes
    He gained pleasure
    While growing was his measure
    We all move to a different stroke
    "Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



  • Morbid PoetMorbid Poet Posts: 24
    There once was a boy named Ray
    Who would play with his manhood all day
    All day he would wack it
    Even through his nap-it
    Then hism manhood ran away
    And Ray has now become May

    yeah i know it sucks
    its a bisexual thing

    I moved from the 9th to the 8th circle of hell. Before you know it I will be living in the first cirlce and I will own you.

    Just say NO to Bush.

    Vote Kerry! Save your freedom of speech and other various frredoms!

  • Stolen Pencil420Stolen Pencil420 Posts: 119
    Harry was bored as shit
    Staying at home for a bit
    He turned on tv
    And what does he see
    Paris Hilton screwing a dim-wit
    "Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Lady Clamydia Scrote
    Fell madly in love with a goat....


    oh no....


    I'd better not!
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    Lady Clamydia Scrote
    Fell madly in love with a goat....


    oh no....


    I'd better not!

    Arrrgh! You tease!


    ...So she went in the yard
    And got one all hard
    Now that is all that she wrote! ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    There once was a fellow from Cork
    Who had a sizeable dork
    He shagged anything that would move
    Working it into any size groove
    Always giving with full torque



    Just had to bring this back up. ;)
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Lady Clamydia Scrote...

    No, I'd get banned....

    :D
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    Lady Clamydia Scrote...

    No, I'd get banned....

    :D

    Oh come on Fins, THEY don't even bother with this section. ;)
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Tell you what, have a crack at the exercise I wrote on the latest page of "Ophelia's Nun" and I'll write some limericks for this thread. Howdat? ;)
  • PJfaninmainePJfaninmaine Posts: 216
    There once was a guy from Maine
    some say he was insane
    He tried to climb a hill
    took a terrible spill
    and now he walks with a cane.


    blah blah, I hate trying to make up lymricks!

    Its fun though
    hehe
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • ISNISN Posts: 1,700
    a man down our street has a totem
    he prays to it holding his scrotum
    he climbs up it thrice
    scratches for lice
    then he says 'ah', just to quote im

    :D
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
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