Limerick Fun (all welcome)

Being Enlightened

He emraced her and gave her a kiss
He thought it was sheer and utter bliss
He wanted to ride her
So he slipped it inside her
And now it hurts when he tries to piss

the unseen

pretends to be real on the street
puttin a ryhme to the beat
one day bullets fly
hes caught in a drive by
he dies in the august heat

the unseen

there was a young man named dave
who liked to have sex in a cave
he enjoyed her on top
so he could watch her hop
on his dick with the motion he craved

Being Enlightened

Big Rick, he sure liked to boast
Of the ladies he banged, coast to coast
Well one day he picked up a chick
Then she whipped out her dick
Now Rick is Rikki and likes dick the most

the unseen

samantha wouldnt take any sass
she only liked it up the ass
her favorite part was to lick
her stinky shit from the dick
then smoke a big bowl of good grass

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by the unseen
samantha wouldnt take any sass
she only liked it up the ass
her favorite part was to lick
her stinky shit from the dick
then smoke a big bowl of good grass

That one made my eyes water! LOL! Keep 'em coming. You're really good at this shit!

the unseen

john thought father gibbs was so nice
but that feeling was lost at a price
bent over the pew
by this priest that he knew
he innocence lost,an unholy sacrifice












later

peace

Edveddmfc

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it,
as he said with a grin,
while wiping his chin,
"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

I know it's an old classic, but nobody posted it, and I just had to.

sultryevening

there once was a man from Bengahal
who liked to perform in a hall
his favorite trick
was to stand on his dick
and roll off the stage on one ball

sultryevening

A nudist resort at Benares

Took a midget in, all unawares.

But he made members weep

For he just couldn't keep

His nose out of private affairs.

Being Enlightened

John was a asshole all day
And at night he liked to play
He drove a big truck
Picked up guys to fuck
And told his poor wife he warn't gay

PJfaninmaine

I once was married to John,
was married way too long,
He had another honey,
so I took all his money,
Now they live in a shack in Hong Kong.

Being Enlightened

Terry found that he was stuck in a rut
Out of money and in the mood for smut
He drove really far
Found a seedy bar
And bagged the most repulsive slut

sultryevening

there once was a man named casse
whose balls were made of spun glass
he'd cling them together
and play Stormy Weather
while lightening shot out of his ass

sultryevening

There once was man from Nantucket
His penis grew long when he shook it
But the outflow of blood
To his burgeoning manhood
Meant his brain kicked the (symbolic) bucket

sultryevening

There once was a man from Osaka
Who decided to shag his alpaca
He started quite normal
But when he tried to go oral
The beastie bit off his left knacker

sultryevening

There was a young girl from Bangkok
Who wrote Limericks so rude they could shock
The Limericks were topical
But quite biological
And all had vaginas and cocks

Being Enlightened

She thought finding a lover a cinch
Saw a young man she could pinch
He was all bent over
And smelling a clover
She said lay me, I want every inch

the unseen

i love to feel the nipple peak
it is this touch that i seek
i am just a man
touching all that i can
when i do my cock tears do leak








thanks for the kick in the ass b.e.


you fucking rock.

- )

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by the unseen
i love to feel the nipple peak
it is this touch that i seek
i am just a man
touching all that i can
when i do my cock tears do leak








thanks for the kick in the ass b.e.


you fucking rock.

- )

My specialty is spankings but the occasional kick in the keister never really hurt anyone too much either.

Me, fucking rock --- Hmmm, never tried that one yet.

the unseen

>but the occasional kick in the keister never really hurt anyone too much either.



as long as you have heels on.......

and stockings.....

you know.....

black

with the line that runs up the calf?

oh my........

me says too much.

- )

the unseen

mammy had a passion
for the latest fashion
she liked the dresses slit
so she could show her shiney clit
for her pussy, the guys they would be clashin

the unseen

johnny was a lumberjack
alone he climbed into the sack
but as he hung in the trees
he got hard in the breeze
and thought of taking it in back

Being Enlightened

She wears stockings with a line up the back
She wears them in a dark shade of black
To a garter they hook
A fine sexy look
And when she bends over you can see her crack



You says good things though!

the unseen

my desire to grasp
that oh so magical clasp
then her tits they will fall
i'll give her my all
then i'll come at her gasp

the unseen

bubba sat on a log
with his trusty ole dog
at a pig roast in may
he looked on in dismay
as his friend mounted the hog

the unseen

down at the creek
he felt like a sneak
playboy in hand
he sat in the sand
at a tit he got his first peek

sultryevening

There was an old man named Fitch
Whos arse would occasionally itch
to provide some relief
he'd scratch down beneath
until his arsehole required a stitch

sultryevening

A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes which left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And unless I'm quite wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.

sultryevening

there was young man, name of Sultry
who was charged with the crime of adultry
he screamed enough is enough
i cant help but love
a woman in a far away country