Limerick Fun (all welcome)

the unseen

the boys walked on the mean street
they'd fight with all they 'd meet
then came the time
to pay for their crime
in prison they are just meat

the unseen

daddy please dont touch me there
your fingers are all in my hair
in the dark i will cry
and wish that i die
and wonder if you'd care

the unseen

oh father that touched a boy
as if he were just a toy
thought you were safe in the robe
from any legal probe
in the joint your ass will know joy

Being Enlightened

An evil thought has crossed her mind
As he crossed the room thinking her blind
Little lies like daggers
As he slowly staggers
The blade slashes and all that was is left behind

sultryevening

there was a young maiden named Sprout
whos vagina would occasionally spout
one morning whilst fishing
she got to a wishing
that she could stop leaking juices about

(sorry!
;0)

sultryevening

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so the say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile

sultryevening

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy Wussy wasn't Fuzzy Wuz He?

Being Enlightened

Little suzy loved her little cat
Even when a furball she spat
Her pussy she'd pet
Whether dry or wet
And she didn't even cringe when it shat

the unseen

he piled his hate
high on a plate
because they are black
he thinks it's brains they lack
this serving of racism he ate

Being Enlightened

A young lass had sealed her fate
She went out hunting a mate
Thought she'd found love
And didn't use a glove
Now her snatch burns and she can't masturbate

Being Enlightened

He emraced her and gave her a kiss
He thought it was sheer and utter bliss
He wanted to ride her
So he slipped it inside her
And now it hurts when he tries to piss

the unseen

pretends to be real on the street
puttin a ryhme to the beat
one day bullets fly
hes caught in a drive by
he dies in the august heat

the unseen

there was a young man named dave
who liked to have sex in a cave
he enjoyed her on top
so he could watch her hop
on his dick with the motion he craved

Being Enlightened

Big Rick, he sure liked to boast
Of the ladies he banged, coast to coast
Well one day he picked up a chick
Then she whipped out her dick
Now Rick is Rikki and likes dick the most

the unseen

samantha wouldnt take any sass
she only liked it up the ass
her favorite part was to lick
her stinky shit from the dick
then smoke a big bowl of good grass

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by the unseen
samantha wouldnt take any sass
she only liked it up the ass
her favorite part was to lick
her stinky shit from the dick
then smoke a big bowl of good grass

That one made my eyes water! LOL! Keep 'em coming. You're really good at this shit!

the unseen

john thought father gibbs was so nice
but that feeling was lost at a price
bent over the pew
by this priest that he knew
he innocence lost,an unholy sacrifice












later

peace

Edveddmfc

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it,
as he said with a grin,
while wiping his chin,
"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

I know it's an old classic, but nobody posted it, and I just had to.

sultryevening

there once was a man from Bengahal
who liked to perform in a hall
his favorite trick
was to stand on his dick
and roll off the stage on one ball

sultryevening

A nudist resort at Benares

Took a midget in, all unawares.

But he made members weep

For he just couldn't keep

His nose out of private affairs.