Limerick Fun (all welcome)

Being Enlightened

There once was a gal named Jill
She didn't believe in the pill
So instead of a fuck
She'd give it a suck
And down her throat it would spill



Chuck was in a bit of a pickle
He couldn't get a grip on his dickle
So he called up Stan
Who had big, strong hands
And'd even give his balls a tongue tickle




Thanks for bringing it back up, even flow? !
It's pretty easy
To rhyme some sleazy
And who even cares if it comes out sounding cheesy!

IT'S FUN!

Hope some more of you have some fun with it!

Have a great day, folks!

PJfaninmaine

I know this is part of a joke but its funny so I'm posting it


A hunting Tim and I went
When we approached three girls in a tent
With them being three, and us being two
I bucked one and Time bucked two.

FinsburyParkCarrots

There was a old chap from Kilmeaden,
Whose kink went too far, we're agreed on:
He'd stand in in the john
and cry "Hey, Big Boy Ron,
I love when my plimsolls get peed on".

sultryevening

there was an old fool named jack
who went sailing in nought but a mack
but as the waves hit his boat
he forgot how to float
and sank in the sea like a sack

even flow?

There was a boss named Frank
He worked his way up at the bank
His willie, he could not see
When he stood for a pee
As he was a big as a tank