Limerick Fun (all welcome)

sultryevening

there was a young soul name of Radar
who waited in vain for Darth Vader
to challenge a fight
but Radar took flight
and shacked up forever with Leia

sultryevening

there was a young man named Seta
who's cunning and wit never bettered
till one he day a young tease
gave him a strange disease
and now he's wishing that he never met her

Being Enlightened

There was a young lad who sat
He loved to hear that big splat
So he sat on the shitter
Gave a groan, a teeth gritter
And exclaimed hurrah as a masterpice he did shat

Being Enlightened

Hope you all find the fun you seek
I may even just come take a peek
If I get the time
To check out our rhyme
If not, I'll see y'all in about a week

the unseen

ahhh fuck this place will be lame
without the fun of this dame
the place is so brightend
by being enlightened
without you this board's not the same






enjoy the holidays


see ya when ya get back

peace

Being Enlightened

At my friend's place, I just couldn't sleep
So I stopped by to take a peep
I had to make the most
So I made a few posts
I think I'll hang out 'til my friend begins to creep

Being Enlightened

A lassie named Shirley was thinking of Dick
When she saw him her heart beat so quick
Well, they went to the can
He wanted to show her his jam
So she jerked him and sucked on his prick

Being Enlightened

A fireman is what my friend so desired
She said "I'll have him put out my fire!"
She tweaked her nose
And got his out his hose
Found out he's married and she's the spare tire

JDE-PJ

there once was a midget named gidget

who liked to go down on her digits

over and over her fingers did rub

she collapsed exhausted in the tub

JDE-PJ

if you ever want to have yourself good day

find your way down to anita's way

she will lick and suck until you can't take no more

worth every penny for this fine looking whore

Being Enlightened

Shirley new a baseball player who couldn't bunt
He was a bit of a scrawny, awkward little runt
Sure he was kinda small
But his erection stood tall
And man could his tongue play on her cunt

JDE-PJ

john loved to eat down below

so his lady kept it trimmed for the show

he dined and he wined until a quater to nine

then it was time for her to blow

JDE-PJ

the time of the night had come

for all the naughty people to go have their fun

men and women alike wearing nothing but spikes

fucking till they all have cum

Being Enlightened

There was a young man at the bar
Who saw a lovely lady from afar
He got up and roamed
Asked her to come home
But banged her in the back of his car

even flow?

Went for dinner at the bar
Took a drive in the car
Driver had not a hint of booze
Before it was time to cruise
My life had a jar

(UK)_foxymop

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

(UK)_foxymop

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

sultryevening

morning all.!!!


There was a young pair from Uganda
Who were having a fuck on a veranda.
The drip from their fucks
Fed forty-two ducks,
Three geese, and a fucking big gander.

Being Enlightened

There was a crazy, sick fuck named Fred
Who had a morbid obsession with the dead
So, he worked at the funeral home
And when he was all alone
He'd pull out his cock and stick it in cold Ethel's head


(Fucking one's brains out - literally! :eek: )

Stolen Pencil420

Her lifeless body didn't know
He was jacking off in between strokes
He gained pleasure
While growing was his measure
We all move to a different stroke