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  • Morbid Poet
    Morbid Poet Posts: 24
    There once was a boy named Ray
    Who would play with his manhood all day
    All day he would wack it
    Even through his nap-it
    Then hism manhood ran away
    And Ray has now become May

    yeah i know it sucks
    its a bisexual thing

    I moved from the 9th to the 8th circle of hell. Before you know it I will be living in the first cirlce and I will own you.

    Just say NO to Bush.

    Vote Kerry! Save your freedom of speech and other various frredoms!

  • Stolen Pencil420
    Stolen Pencil420 Posts: 119
    Harry was bored as shit
    Staying at home for a bit
    He turned on tv
    And what does he see
    Paris Hilton screwing a dim-wit
    "Trying to be a person you're not is a waste of the person you really are."- Kurt D. Cobain (R.I.P February 20, 1967- April 5, 1994, we love u Kurt)



  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Lady Clamydia Scrote
    Fell madly in love with a goat....


    oh no....


    I'd better not!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    Lady Clamydia Scrote
    Fell madly in love with a goat....


    oh no....


    I'd better not!

    Arrrgh! You tease!


    ...So she went in the yard
    And got one all hard
    Now that is all that she wrote! ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    There once was a fellow from Cork
    Who had a sizeable dork
    He shagged anything that would move
    Working it into any size groove
    Always giving with full torque



    Just had to bring this back up. ;)
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Lady Clamydia Scrote...

    No, I'd get banned....

    :D
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    Lady Clamydia Scrote...

    No, I'd get banned....

    :D

    Oh come on Fins, THEY don't even bother with this section. ;)
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Tell you what, have a crack at the exercise I wrote on the latest page of "Ophelia's Nun" and I'll write some limericks for this thread. Howdat? ;)
  • PJfaninmaine
    PJfaninmaine Posts: 216
    There once was a guy from Maine
    some say he was insane
    He tried to climb a hill
    took a terrible spill
    and now he walks with a cane.


    blah blah, I hate trying to make up lymricks!

    Its fun though
    hehe
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • ISN
    ISN Posts: 1,700
    a man down our street has a totem
    he prays to it holding his scrotum
    he climbs up it thrice
    scratches for lice
    then he says 'ah', just to quote im

    :D
    ....they're asking me to prove why I should be allowed to stay with my baby in Australia, because I'm mentally ill......and they think I should leave......
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    There once was a gal named Jill
    She didn't believe in the pill
    So instead of a fuck
    She'd give it a suck
    And down her throat it would spill

    :p

    Chuck was in a bit of a pickle
    He couldn't get a grip on his dickle
    So he called up Stan
    Who had big, strong hands
    And'd even give his balls a tongue tickle

    :D


    Thanks for bringing it back up, even flow? ! :)
    It's pretty easy
    To rhyme some sleazy
    And who even cares if it comes out sounding cheesy!

    IT'S FUN! :D

    Hope some more of you have some fun with it! :)

    Have a great day, folks!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • PJfaninmaine
    PJfaninmaine Posts: 216
    I know this is part of a joke but its funny so I'm posting it


    A hunting Tim and I went
    When we approached three girls in a tent
    With them being three, and us being two
    I bucked one and Time bucked two.
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    There was a old chap from Kilmeaden,
    Whose kink went too far, we're agreed on:
    He'd stand in in the john
    and cry "Hey, Big Boy Ron,
    I love when my plimsolls get peed on".

    :D
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    there was an old fool named jack
    who went sailing in nought but a mack
    but as the waves hit his boat
    he forgot how to float
    and sank in the sea like a sack
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    There was a boss named Frank
    He worked his way up at the bank
    His willie, he could not see
    When he stood for a pee
    As he was a big as a tank
    You've changed your place in this world!

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