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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    John was a asshole all day
    And at night he liked to play
    He drove a big truck
    Picked up guys to fuck
    And told his poor wife he warn't gay
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • PJfaninmaine
    PJfaninmaine Posts: 216
    I once was married to John,
    was married way too long,
    He had another honey,
    so I took all his money,
    Now they live in a shack in Hong Kong.
    If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.
    (Angelina Jolie)
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Terry found that he was stuck in a rut
    Out of money and in the mood for smut
    He drove really far
    Found a seedy bar
    And bagged the most repulsive slut
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    there once was a man named casse
    whose balls were made of spun glass
    he'd cling them together
    and play Stormy Weather
    while lightening shot out of his ass
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    There once was man from Nantucket
    His penis grew long when he shook it
    But the outflow of blood
    To his burgeoning manhood
    Meant his brain kicked the (symbolic) bucket
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    There once was a man from Osaka
    Who decided to shag his alpaca
    He started quite normal
    But when he tried to go oral
    The beastie bit off his left knacker
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    There was a young girl from Bangkok
    Who wrote Limericks so rude they could shock
    The Limericks were topical
    But quite biological
    And all had vaginas and cocks
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    She thought finding a lover a cinch
    Saw a young man she could pinch
    He was all bent over
    And smelling a clover
    She said lay me, I want every inch
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    i love to feel the nipple peak
    it is this touch that i seek
    i am just a man
    touching all that i can
    when i do my cock tears do leak








    thanks for the kick in the ass b.e.


    you fucking rock.

    - )
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by the unseen
    i love to feel the nipple peak
    it is this touch that i seek
    i am just a man
    touching all that i can
    when i do my cock tears do leak








    thanks for the kick in the ass b.e.


    you fucking rock.

    - )

    My specialty is spankings but the occasional kick in the keister never really hurt anyone too much either. ;)

    Me, fucking rock --- Hmmm, never tried that one yet. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    >but the occasional kick in the keister never really hurt anyone too much either.



    as long as you have heels on.......

    and stockings.....

    you know.....

    black

    with the line that runs up the calf?

    oh my........

    me says too much.

    - )
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    mammy had a passion
    for the latest fashion
    she liked the dresses slit
    so she could show her shiney clit
    for her pussy, the guys they would be clashin
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    johnny was a lumberjack
    alone he climbed into the sack
    but as he hung in the trees
    he got hard in the breeze
    and thought of taking it in back
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    She wears stockings with a line up the back
    She wears them in a dark shade of black
    To a garter they hook
    A fine sexy look
    And when she bends over you can see her crack

    ;):D

    You says good things though!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    my desire to grasp
    that oh so magical clasp
    then her tits they will fall
    i'll give her my all
    then i'll come at her gasp
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    bubba sat on a log
    with his trusty ole dog
    at a pig roast in may
    he looked on in dismay
    as his friend mounted the hog
  • the unseen
    the unseen Posts: 372
    down at the creek
    he felt like a sneak
    playboy in hand
    he sat in the sand
    at a tit he got his first peek
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    There was an old man named Fitch
    Whos arse would occasionally itch
    to provide some relief
    he'd scratch down beneath
    until his arsehole required a stitch
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    A bather whose clothing was strewed
    By breezes which left her quite nude
    Saw a man come along
    And unless I'm quite wrong
    You expected this line to be lewd.
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    there was young man, name of Sultry
    who was charged with the crime of adultry
    he screamed enough is enough
    i cant help but love
    a woman in a far away country
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!

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