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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone makes his own pie crust but uses a canned filling.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone loves product placement in television shows. Trouble is he will buy whatever they are advertising in bulk. It's going to be hard for him to go through 80 cans of Nair, but he's a trooper.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone sings Streisand in the shower.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone believes that Beatlemania actually involved Beetles and that in the '60's America was threatened to be taken over by those little bastards. Now when he sees a beetle he will stomp on it and proclaim "These Colors don't run BITCH!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's idea of foreplay is tapping on his crotch, then tapping on his wifes area and asking "Humpy Humpy"?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone's idea of foreplay is tapping on his crotch, then tapping on his wifes area and asking "Humpy Humpy"?

    :D Stone's so smoothe. :D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone sees a "Free Tibet" bumper sticker he wonders two things:

    1. What's a Tibet?
    2. Why are they giving it away?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In his downtime, Stone sells bootleg Prada bags on the streets of NYC.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    on the fifth of July, Stone Gossard will dress up in a sparkley tutu and nothing else, and run around flailing his arms while yelling "Boooom! Booooom!! Booooom!!" in an attempt to mimic the fireworks, he had seen previously. This confused the hell out of Boom Gaspar...who needless to say had a restraining order filed.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    on the fifth of July, Stone Gossard will dress up in a sparkley tutu and nothing else, and run around flailing his arms while yelling "Boooom! Booooom!! Booooom!!" in an attempt to mimic the fireworks, he had seen previously. This confused the hell out of Boom Gaspar...who needless to say had a restraining order filed.

    running out of idea's? Lol :D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    running out of idea's? Lol :D

    caught me!

    Stone Gossard is really really tired of packing and repacking for a trip to see the potential in-laws.

    He wonders if they will get the joke of a black shirt that says "witches do it with brooms"


    he thinks, not. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    What did Stone do with that stinky diaper?
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  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    stoneg wrote:
    What did Stone do with that stinky diaper?
    And was he using a cloth or disposable diaper?
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard Is Immortal!!!

    And So His Thread Shall Be!!!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone put the same color sticker on each side of a Rubik's Cube making sure he would never lose.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone will print this thread out and cover himself in it for Halloween.........because all of the pink tutu's were taken from the costume store.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is neither Italian nor Norwegian.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard is neither Italian nor Norwegian.
    Nor is he Russian or African
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Actually he does have african ancestry.

    He also decends from an ancient Aztec family line extending 5 generations. He also has 2 cousins twice removed (not Aztec cousins).
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is also related to Allen Ginsburg.
    Reflected in the rare limited print book "Stone Gossard or Stone Ginsburg?".



    EDIT: Had to add a period.

    Speaking of periods, did you know there is a time in history Called the Stone Age?
    Contrary to popular belief, The Stone Age actually refers to what has also been called "The early 90's".
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."

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