After many, many, many failed attempts to offend, Fips achilles heal is finally exposed!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
you really liked perfect strangers??
you did find my Achilles heel.
damned Bronson Pinchot...
but nightcourt!! How could I forget that show?!?!?!?!
(btw the dog/peanut butter thing is just wrong...a man dressed in a dog suit and some extra chunky jiff - well that's just a saturday in April...but a real dog?? eeeeeeew...shivers...)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
but nightcourt!! How could I forget that show?!?!?!?!
(btw the dog/peanut butter thing is just wrong...a man dressed in a dog suit and some extra chunky jiff - well that's just a saturday in April...but a real dog?? eeeeeeew...shivers...)
My list after The Michael Richards show consists of how I would have answered this question if I was still 8 years old.
As to the dog part, you should know that now that I know you are offendable I am rubbing my hands in glee trying to think up what else might be bothersome!!! As you know I don't like to stick on one topic for too long (The Holy Grail a.k.a. Bea Arthur being the obvious exception) so I've moved on from the pooches. What are your thoughts on Canadian's who use maple syrup for their Brazilian wax jobs?!?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
My list after The Michael Richards show consists of how I would have answered this question if I was still 8 years old.
As to the dog part, you should know that now that I know you are offendable I am rubbing my hands in glee trying to think up what else might be bothersome!!! As you know I don't like to stick on one topic for too long (The Holy Grail a.k.a. Bea Arthur being the obvious exception) so I've moved on from the pooches. What are your thoughts on Canadian's who use maple syrup for their Brazilian wax jobs?!?
Canadians??
they aren't the only ones with a love for that sweet and sticky delicacy...though, I have to admit that I prefer Mrs. Buttersworth...more like "mrs. Money's worth!!!"
(the only real prob with the dog thing - is that it is real. just like sugar gliders...and well, that orangutan...it's real. so, bleck. of course, the dude that got fucked to death by the horse is still funny...so I guess it's all relative. )
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
(the only real prob with the dog thing - is that it is real. just like sugar gliders...and well, that orangutan...it's real. so, bleck. of course, the dude that got fucked to death by the horse is still funny...so I guess it's all relative. )
Are you saying that Canadians are not real?!? I used to have that same belief aligning them with UFO's and the Illuminati. Turns out all three exist and have their very own museum in Butte Montana.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Are you saying that Canadians are not real?!? I used to have that same belief aligning them with UFO's and the Illuminati. Turns out all three exist and have their very own museum in Butte Montana.
Canadians are like leprechauns and Santa elves...only they look like either Brian Adams, or Michael J. Fox...until they grow up and then at the age of 160 they look like John Candy.
if you cut one open, candy canes and maple syrup comes out of the holes. *disclaimer - the "it's a candy cane with maple syrup filling" line only worked on me ONCE...and it was NOT...dammit, Greasy Santa!! you stole my childhood!!! at the tender age of 24!!!*
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
most men would never admit to being roughly the size of a baby carrot...but to create a WHOLE show on the premise??? I mean, seriously - what would a blow job for that dude be like??? I am thinking "tongue wrestling with a gummy worm"
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Green Acres (previously mentioned)
Petticoat Junction
Beverly Hillbillies
MST:3K
South Park
Cops
Reno 911
The Herculoids
Jonny Quest (original season only)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Married with Childern
Mutal of Omaha's Wild Kingdom (the original)
Gunsmoke
The Six Million Dollar Man
Soap
Super Train
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Puddin' pops at my place or yours?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
HA!
X Files
Miami Vice
V
Kids in the Hall
Jeevs and Wooster
Vicar of Dibbley
Kingdom
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
you did find my Achilles heel.
damned Bronson Pinchot...
but nightcourt!! How could I forget that show?!?!?!?!
(btw the dog/peanut butter thing is just wrong...a man dressed in a dog suit and some extra chunky jiff - well that's just a saturday in April...but a real dog?? eeeeeeew...shivers...)
My list after The Michael Richards show consists of how I would have answered this question if I was still 8 years old.
As to the dog part, you should know that now that I know you are offendable I am rubbing my hands in glee trying to think up what else might be bothersome!!! As you know I don't like to stick on one topic for too long (The Holy Grail a.k.a. Bea Arthur being the obvious exception) so I've moved on from the pooches. What are your thoughts on Canadian's who use maple syrup for their Brazilian wax jobs?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
they aren't the only ones with a love for that sweet and sticky delicacy...though, I have to admit that I prefer Mrs. Buttersworth...more like "mrs. Money's worth!!!"
(the only real prob with the dog thing - is that it is real. just like sugar gliders...and well, that orangutan...it's real. so, bleck. of course, the dude that got fucked to death by the horse is still funny...so I guess it's all relative.
Are you saying that Canadians are not real?!? I used to have that same belief aligning them with UFO's and the Illuminati. Turns out all three exist and have their very own museum in Butte Montana.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
if you cut one open, candy canes and maple syrup comes out of the holes. *disclaimer - the "it's a candy cane with maple syrup filling" line only worked on me ONCE...and it was NOT...dammit, Greasy Santa!! you stole my childhood!!! at the tender age of 24!!!*
muahahahahaaa
most men would never admit to being roughly the size of a baby carrot...but to create a WHOLE show on the premise??? I mean, seriously - what would a blow job for that dude be like??? I am thinking "tongue wrestling with a gummy worm"
Petticoat Junction
Beverly Hillbillies
MST:3K
South Park
Cops
Reno 911
The Herculoids
Jonny Quest (original season only)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Married with Childern
Mutal of Omaha's Wild Kingdom (the original)
Gunsmoke
The Six Million Dollar Man
Soap
Super Train