I need a girls advice about something

InHiding19InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Any takers?
Out of the Blue and Into the Black................Uncle Neil Philly 08 here I come!!!!
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    what's the problem? im not a girl, but i know what they think and have been approved by heineken helen and greenteadisease to speak for all of them.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    what's the problem? im not a girl, but i know what they think and have been approved by heineken helen and greenteadisease to speak for all of them.
    This really ought to be a signature.
  • I'm a woman, but I might be able to help. ;)
  • a5pja5pj Posts: 3,896
    what's the problem? im not a girl, but i know what they think and have been approved by heineken helen and greenteadisease to speak for all of them.
    No offense, and it kind of proves your point, but up until this post I always thought that you were a girl.
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  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    what's the problem? im not a girl, but i know what they think and have been approved by heineken helen and greenteadisease to speak for all of them.

    and some people think I'm a woman.

    So, what's your question?
  • Oxxys wrote:
    Any takers?
    :o go on then! :)
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    :o go on then! :)
    It's going to be an essay ;)
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    a5pj wrote:
    No offense, and it kind of proves your point, but up until this post I always thought that you were a girl.

    must be my sensitive nature.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    must be my sensitive nature.


    yeah...it must be that....:p



    i'm not a woman but i've played one for the draft board....;) :D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    a5pj wrote:
    No offense, and it kind of proves your point, but up until this post I always thought that you were a girl.
    Seriously?!

    :D
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Seriously?!

    :D

    perhaps they missed my last 15,000 posts?
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    So why hasn't this guy said what he needs advice about?? :confused:
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    So why hasn't this guy said what he needs advice about?? :confused:
    She looked over his shoulder to see what he was typing and he had to do a quick power-off.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Rygar wrote:
    She looked over his shoulder to see what he was typing and he had to do a quick power-off.

    Ah...now I understand. :);)
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    perhaps they missed my last 15,000 posts?
    Ah... were you a sensitive, effeminate soul for the first 15k? :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    well spit it out already....us girls are waiting.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    so i guess there is no question coming........
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Hell... if this guy ain't gonna ask... i will.
    ...
    Gals... what do you do to show an interest in a guy?
    And how can we tell if you are serious.. or just flirting?
    ...
    Also... I wish you would finally come to the understanding than MEN ARE STUPID. Don't give us bullshit signs we're supposed to understand but have no idea what they mean. If your signalling us to come home... do it like they do in baseball... rotate your arm in a circular motion. All guys know this signal... it's innate to our being. If you want us to hold up... put up a stop sign by putting both hands in the air... you know.... like if you're telling a deaf guy to "STOP!".
    OR... OR... just tell us in plain English.
    We men are dumb... just be straight with us and tell us.
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    Hail, Hail!!!
  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    What is the correct response to 'does my butt look big in this'?
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Hinny wrote:
    What is the correct response to 'does my butt look big in this'?
    ...
    A: "You're butt looks big because you butt IS big".
    ...
    Did I win?
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    A: "You're butt looks big because you butt IS big".
    ...
    Did I win?

    YOU get the boyfriend of the year award! :p
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    YOU get the boyfriend of the year award! :p
    ...
    See... honesty pays off.
    Also... there ain't nothing wrong with a big round butt.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Cosmo wrote:
    Hell... if this guy ain't gonna ask... i will.
    ...
    Gals... what do you do to show an interest in a guy?
    And how can we tell if you are serious.. or just flirting?
    ...
    Also... I wish you would finally come to the understanding than MEN ARE STUPID. Don't give us bullshit signs we're supposed to understand but have no idea what they mean. If your signalling us to come home... do it like they do in baseball... rotate your arm in a circular motion. All guys know this signal... it's innate to our being. If you want us to hold up... put up a stop sign by putting both hands in the air... you know.... like if you're telling a deaf guy to "STOP!".
    OR... OR... just tell us in plain English.
    We men are dumb... just be straight with us and tell us.

    I have no answers for you Cosmo, but once again........I will tell you how much I love reading your posts!!! Good Stuff mang!!
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  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    Cosmo wrote:
    Hell... if this guy ain't gonna ask... i will.
    ...
    Gals... what do you do to show an interest in a guy?
    And how can we tell if you are serious.. or just flirting?
    ...
    Also... I wish you would finally come to the understanding than MEN ARE STUPID. Don't give us bullshit signs we're supposed to understand but have no idea what they mean. If your signalling us to come home... do it like they do in baseball... rotate your arm in a circular motion. All guys know this signal... it's innate to our being. If you want us to hold up... put up a stop sign by putting both hands in the air... you know.... like if you're telling a deaf guy to "STOP!".
    OR... OR... just tell us in plain English.
    We men are dumb... just be straight with us and tell us.

    "men are dumb" i don't buy that this statement was honestly made.

    talking about flirting, i've flirted with few guys recently didn't even realise i was doing it at the time...left few guys frustrated. but hey at least i got what i wanted which was a hug, and hearing one of them say to me that i was sexy, sure did good for my ego even if i feel really unattractive recently.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    genie wrote:
    "men are dumb" i don't buy that this statement was honestly made.

    talking about flirting, i've flirted with few guys recently didn't even realise i was doing it at the time...left few guys frustrated. but hey at least i got what i wanted which was a hug, and hearing one of them say to me that i was sexy, sure did good for my ego even if i feel really unattractive recently.
    ...
    No... speaking for all men.. Men are DUMB... when it comes to your language. We're the dogs of the human world. Speak to us in clear, short, precise commands... Come here... Kiss me... Touch this... Don't touch that... NO!!! Good boy... Bang me... Go away.
    Those are basically all you need to say to us.
    ...
    All these non-verbal 'signs' you think you are saying to us... you may as well be speaking in the language they speak on the planet Jupiter of the parallel universe. We don't get it.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • InHiding19InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
    man I wasn't expecting this kind of response sorry I forgot I posted this and went and did something
    Out of the Blue and Into the Black................Uncle Neil Philly 08 here I come!!!!
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Oxxys wrote:
    man I wasn't expecting this kind of response sorry I forgot I posted this and went and did something
    ...
    So... alright then... I've been filling in for your absent ass... what's the mother fucking question already?
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • inmyrvminmyrvm Posts: 933
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    No... speaking for all men.. Men are DUMB... when it comes to your language. We're the dogs of the human world. Speak to us in clear, short, precise commands... Come here... Kiss me... Touch this... Don't touch that... NO!!! Good boy... Bang me... Go away.
    Those are basically all you need to say to us.
    ...
    All these non-verbal 'signs' you think you are saying to us... you may as well be speaking in the language they speak on the planet Jupiter of the parallel universe. We don't get it.
    it's not that we're dumb, it's the women's inability to clearly communicate. for starters, for how girls look nowadays, the young ones should be forced to wear their age on their shirts so WE don't make any mistakes (i haven't, seriously, just saying). the question that should be asked is why do women play head games with men? either they do it on purpose or it is because of the inept communication abilities. there should be one big women's conference. any signals they give out must be given like they are a nfl referee. everything would be communicated clearly then. and be official. i am pissy over the head games they play though. seriously, enough already.
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