We did this secret santa thing this year, and I got a bottle of Bailey's, a drink shaker, a wine stopper, and a bottle of Cab. with some wine glasses. Ha!
Merry Christmas to me!
Again...I lasted 'til 10pm, now I've opened a rather spiffing Aussie Cabernet Merlot, it was a xmas gift, 14%..better take my time.
i normally inject that pish... right into the cock vein
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm not interested in your cock injections...I keep telling you.
He's not interested... unless he's on the 'giving' end of the needle.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm not interested in your cock injections...I keep telling you.
yeah sorry... you know i never take 'no' for an answer
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
He's not interested... unless he's on the 'giving' end of the needle.
that sounds less like an injection into the penis reference and more of an injection of the penis.
either way, enough already. this is certainly worse than the weed digression
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
that sounds less like an injection into the penis reference and more of an injection of the penis.
either way, enough already. this is certainly worse than the weed digression
Like I said before... you're not wrong
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish
just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish
Do you mean logs for your old, dark rickety shed in which you've tied up Heather Locklear, Zippy, George and Bungle?
That's just sick... I'm not getting involved...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
ironic considering you're a fuckin British postman
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Do you mean logs for your old, dark rickety shed in which you've tied up Heather Locklear, Zippy, George and Bungle?
That's just sick... I'm not getting involved...
you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
ironic considering you're a fuckin British postman
That's not irony, it's just COINCIDENTAL.... or 'Morrissettian irony,' if you like
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes she does.
'Heather be thy name.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
That's not irony, it's just COINCIDENTAL.... or 'Morrissettian irony,' if you like
i think you'll find its ironic, most british posties (jamie excepted) never delivezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i actually bored myself to sleep with that reply
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Ha, my favourite album is by the Manics....Forever Delayed.
I'm assuming this is a joke. I'm all for the manics but that is a seriously poor compilation
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coincidentally, I watched Waynes World today, and they mention Heather Locklear...'and she's running through the woods', when they're trying to calm Garth's nerves. Bless him.
i think you'll find its ironic, most british posties (jamie excepted) never delivezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i actually bored myself to sleep with that reply
LOL that was pretty funny Which is coincidental, because normally you're just boring when you're bored...
Incidentally, what IS ironic is that I didn't get the irony in the postal service joke, because normally I'm more fucking intelligent and quick-witted than you would believe!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm assuming this is a joke. I'm all for the manics but that is a seriously poor compilation
I don't actually own it, I have all the albums. But I bought it for someone for xmas. I couldn't tell you the track listing, but for sure they have an almost unsurpassed (by British bands at least) hit list throughout the last 15 years. And please, nobody mention Oasis, I'm not a violent person normally but I can make exceptions.
Coincidentally, I watched Waynes World today, and they mention Heather Locklear...'and she's running through the woods', when they're trying to calm Garth's nerves. Bless him.
Hehe yeah you're right
LOL
LOL
LOL
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
LOL that was pretty funny Which is coincidental, because normally you're just boring when you're bored...
i'm never bored
p.s. except in that last post when i typed out how bored i wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I don't actually own it, I have all the albums. But I bought it for someone for xmas. I couldn't tell you the track listing, but for sure they have an almost unsurpassed (by British bands at least) hit list throughout the last 15 years. And please, nobody mention Oasis, I'm not a violent person normally but I can make exceptions.
I'm praying for PJoasisrule to make an appearance here.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
p.s. except in that last post when i typed out how bored i wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don't think you're bored... but what's that condition where you fall asleep every 5 seconds? You might want to get that checked out... Piles is it?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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that sounds smooth jk but tonight i will just have my signature martini 1 before bed just what i need ...:D
We did this secret santa thing this year, and I got a bottle of Bailey's, a drink shaker, a wine stopper, and a bottle of Cab. with some wine glasses. Ha!
Merry Christmas to me!
i normally inject that pish... right into the cock vein
HAHAHA! (Sorry. It just looked funny to read).
He's not interested... unless he's on the 'giving' end of the needle.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
yeah sorry... you know i never take 'no' for an answer
enjoy it i would do the same happy 08 ....:D
either way, enough already. this is certainly worse than the weed digression
Like I said before... you're not wrong
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
just for that i'm going to take you, Jamie and BeverlyHills90210 out to the woods and make you chop hundreds of logs... and then mick hucknall is gonna flash you his hairy goldfish
No way man, no woods...I've seen Deliverance.
Do you mean logs for your old, dark rickety shed in which you've tied up Heather Locklear, Zippy, George and Bungle?
That's just sick... I'm not getting involved...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
ironic considering you're a fuckin British postman
you dufus... how many times have i told you Heather Locklear doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not irony, it's just COINCIDENTAL.... or 'Morrissettian irony,' if you like
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yes she does.
'Heather be thy name.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i think you'll find its ironic, most british posties (jamie excepted) never delivezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i actually bored myself to sleep with that reply
LOL that was pretty funny
Incidentally, what IS ironic is that I didn't get the irony in the postal service joke, because normally I'm more fucking intelligent and quick-witted than you would believe!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I don't actually own it, I have all the albums. But I bought it for someone for xmas. I couldn't tell you the track listing, but for sure they have an almost unsurpassed (by British bands at least) hit list throughout the last 15 years. And please, nobody mention Oasis, I'm not a violent person normally but I can make exceptions.
Hehe yeah you're right
LOL
LOL
LOL
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i'm never bored
p.s. except in that last post when i typed out how bored i wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don't think you're bored... but what's that condition where you fall asleep every 5 seconds? You might want to get that checked out... Piles is it?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison