that i do... 3 of my ancestors went there... all of them were hanged for crimes against humanity... or was it awesomeness.. i forget
well hung so they were
puntastic
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
that i do... 3 of my ancestors went there... all of them were hanged for crimes against humanity... or was it awesomeness.. i forget
well hung so they were
puntastic
LOL
Normally you're a bit shit but I would've paid my shiniest 50p to see that one...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Ok, i get it, but im sorry fellas im drinking a coffee typing on the internet:)
Ken, I'm the diplomatic one here, please don't be offended, we love our cousins from over the water, we do, we just have a slightly more caustic sense of humour. Anyway, I'm just pouring another glass of Pheasant Gully 2006 vintage cabernet merlot red wine, imported from Australia by Marks and Spencer.
Ken, I'm the diplomatic one here, please don't be offended, we love our cousins from over the water, we do, we just have a slightly more caustic sense of humour. Anyway, I'm just pouring another glass of Pheasant Gully 2006 vintage cabernet merlot red wine, imported from Australia by Marks and Spencer.
WILL EVERYONE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT DRINK!!! IT'S MAKING ME ALL JEALOUS..... (and 'shakey', but I won't go into that)...
Breathe...... breathe...... breathe........
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Anyway, I'm just pouring another glass of Pheasant Gully 2006 vintage cabernet merlot red wine, imported from Australia by Marks and Spencer.
that post reeks of pomposity
but very very funny and true
Ken... just fucking around amigo...
actually that was a Walmart amigo but i thought better of mentioning it
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
no drink yet....still working.......pheasant gully?? sounds kinda a gamey....:p
It's pretty tasty man.
I saw you in the snow with Norm, fabuloso. We had the S word mentioned on the weather forecast here...now there's not a loaf of bread left on a shelf in the whole of Britain. We're such arseholes for panic buying, actually I'll exclude myself from that.
Aaarrrghh get me one while you're over there would ya.
By the way this thread was originally going to be titled 'Anyone drinking tonight? - No chatting please!' but I thought better of it. Lucky I did.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i just searched the word 'ergo' on here and it's me that's used it most... that and 'cherubim'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
What do you want Harmless? We have lager, bitter, guiness...wine...most spirits...
And if you had put that in the title, you reckon we would have listened?
We like to chat...ergo it wouldn't have mattered!
That was for you Dunk.
thanks Audio... Lincoln/birmingham... (in best Lloyd Grossman voice) who could live in a place like this?
its either or... ain't it?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Well, as long as we're all taking a little drinky while we chat...they can't shut us down, shirley?
The FUCK they can... can anyone say 'drunk threads'? Did you not see 'em all?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
The FUCK they can... can anyone say 'drunk threads'? Did you not see 'em all?
Aaah, don' worry, they can shut down all they like, we'll still be here.And as long as I say yes I'm drinking tonight...which I am, then we're keeping to the point.
How's the tatt btw?
Aaah, don' worry, they can shut down all they like, we'll still be here.And as long as I say yes I'm drinking tonight...which I am, then we're keeping to the point.
How's the tatt btw?
The tatt's lovely.. clean lines.. black.. let's see how long it stays like that, it was a bitch to clean. I'm already wanting to get more work done... I'll eventually be one of those old circus freaks...
Dunk, don't say a word!!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
The tatt's lovely.. clean lines.. black.. let's see how long it stays like that, it was a bitch to clean. I'm already wanting to get more work done... I'll eventually be one of those old circus freaks...
Dunk, don't say a word!!
Nice one. I was thinking of getting one a little while back, the bread knife was well pissed about it, that's not the reason I aint had one though. It's just the cost, and the time it takes. Maybe I aint that keen really, that's why I aint been.
Nice one. I was thinking of getting one a little while back, the bread knife was well pissed about it, that's not the reason I aint had one though. It's just the cost, and the time it takes. Maybe I aint that keen really, that's why I aint been.
It's not hugely expensive. Where do you live? My tatt took under an hour and a half..
Maybe you just need to find the right design... the wife probably thinks they're still all skulls and crossbones and ships' anchors... that's the stereotype. There's some amazingly artistic stuff out there. I'm going to start designing my own actually.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Nice one. I was thinking of getting one a little while back, the bread knife was well pissed about it, that's not the reason I aint had one though. It's just the cost, and the time it takes. Maybe I aint that keen really, that's why I aint been.
fuckin hell strike a light, apples and pears, give us a butchers, etc etc etc... me old china!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
But unlike the rest of them i'm going to come out with a first class masters degree in maths. Shame it's useful for fuck all...and if it was useful I wouldn't use it anyway!
~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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oh brilliant.... a cider-infused crapple... that'll get the ladies
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
But unlike the rest of them i'm going to come out with a first class masters degree in maths. Shame it's useful for fuck all...and if it was useful I wouldn't use it anyway!
if i had a degree in maths the first thing i'd do was fly to america... probably at a 32 degree trajectory... and then i would tell all them idiots "ITS FUCKIN MATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not MATH!! MATH is singular and one sum is easy as fuck.. MATHS is 2 sums... well tricky!!!"
i'd be arrested though wouldn't i
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh brilliant.... a cider-infused crapple... that'll get the ladies
It's worked so far.......
:rolleyes:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
It's not hugely expensive. Where do you live? My tatt took under an hour and a half..
Maybe you just need to find the right design... the wife probably thinks they're still all skulls and crossbones and ships' anchors... that's the stereotype. There's some amazingly artistic stuff out there. I'm going to start designing my own actually.
I knew what I wanted done, she just thought I was being childish...as if ?
I actually wanted a heart with a dagger through it with 'mum & dad' on it, nothing stereotypical.
if i had a degree in maths the first thing i'd do was fly to america... probably at a 32 degree trajectory... and then i would tell all them idiots "ITS FUCKIN MATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not MATH!! MATH is singular and one sum is easy as fuck.. MATHS is 2 sums... well tricky!!!"
i'd be arrested though wouldn't i
You read my mind.
~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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that i do... 3 of my ancestors went there... all of them were hanged for crimes against humanity... or was it awesomeness.. i forget
well hung so they were
puntastic
LOL
Normally you're a bit shit but I would've paid my shiniest 50p to see that one...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
AAAh, my buddy, were you just waiting for you Q? Come in...what make of coffee are you drinking?
WILL EVERYONE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT DRINK!!! IT'S MAKING ME ALL JEALOUS..... (and 'shakey', but I won't go into that)...
Breathe...... breathe...... breathe........
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
that post reeks of pomposity
but very very funny and true
Ken... just fucking around amigo...
actually that was a Walmart amigo but i thought better of mentioning it
no drink yet....still working.......pheasant gully?? sounds kinda a gamey....:p
Pompous?...Moi?
So, was it just me who does the air drumming at the start of Jump then? You melon farmers.
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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I saw you in the snow with Norm, fabuloso. We had the S word mentioned on the weather forecast here...now there's not a loaf of bread left on a shelf in the whole of Britain. We're such arseholes for panic buying, actually I'll exclude myself from that.
Aaarrrghh get me one while you're over there would ya.
By the way this thread was originally going to be titled 'Anyone drinking tonight? - No chatting please!' but I thought better of it. Lucky I did.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i just searched the word 'ergo' on here and it's me that's used it most... that and 'cherubim'
And if you had put that in the title, you reckon we would have listened?
We like to chat...ergo it wouldn't have mattered!
That was for you Dunk.
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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thanks Audio... Lincoln/birmingham... (in best Lloyd Grossman voice) who could live in a place like this?
its either or... ain't it?
The FUCK they can... can anyone say 'drunk threads'? Did you not see 'em all?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
How's the tatt btw?
The tatt's lovely.. clean lines.. black.. let's see how long it stays like that, it was a bitch to clean. I'm already wanting to get more work done... I'll eventually be one of those old circus freaks...
Dunk, don't say a word!!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
And this is the mother's house, so the booze tastes even better knowing that I paid for none of it.
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
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Bloody students!! lol.
It's not hugely expensive. Where do you live? My tatt took under an hour and a half..
Maybe you just need to find the right design... the wife probably thinks they're still all skulls and crossbones and ships' anchors... that's the stereotype. There's some amazingly artistic stuff out there. I'm going to start designing my own actually.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
fuckin hell strike a light, apples and pears, give us a butchers, etc etc etc... me old china!!!
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
oh brilliant.... a cider-infused crapple... that'll get the ladies
if i had a degree in maths the first thing i'd do was fly to america... probably at a 32 degree trajectory... and then i would tell all them idiots "ITS FUCKIN MATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not MATH!! MATH is singular and one sum is easy as fuck.. MATHS is 2 sums... well tricky!!!"
i'd be arrested though wouldn't i
It's worked so far.......
:rolleyes:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I knew what I wanted done, she just thought I was being childish...as if ?
I actually wanted a heart with a dagger through it with 'mum & dad' on it, nothing stereotypical.
You read my mind.
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07