What is the swear phrase you must often mutter?

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  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    F-Me
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  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    fuuuck
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  • g under p
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    Rat Bastid

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  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    Shut the hell up comes out of my mouth pretty often. I say it so much,that on my bus,I told an entire group of people in the back to shut the hell up on accident! :eek: :eek: (And the need to) And I am the last person you would see swearing on a bus. :o:o Trust me,if you knew me in real life I am the person that tells people to stop swearing on the bus,but today,I couldn't control my own swearing problems. :o

    EDIT:I can't seem to find anyone on this thread that put down "go fuck yourself",because when I was mad,I nearly shouted that at the top of my lungs.
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  • azwyldcats
    azwyldcats Posts: 711
    Fuck you, you fucking fuck face.
    And I'm not living this life without you, I'm selfish and clear
    And you're not leaving here without me, I don't wanna be without
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  • BetterThanYou
    BetterThanYou Posts: 853
    one i've been using a lot for.....jeez, i don't even remember when i first started using it.....is "fuck me running".

    **edit**

    and the one i use the most when pissed at someone is "fuck you and everyone that looks like you." got that from george carlin.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    ilovesinging wrote:
    Shut the hell up comes out of my mouth pretty often. I say it so much,that on my bus,I told an entire group of people in the back to shut the hell up on accident! :eek: :eek: (And the need to) And I am the last person you would see swearing on a bus. : o : o Trust me,if you knew me in real life I am the person that tells people to stop swearing on the bus,but today,I couldn't control my own swearing problems. :o

    EDIT:I can't seem to find anyone on this thread that put down "go fuck yourself",because when I was mad,I nearly shouted that at the top of my lungs.
    You consider "shut the hell up" a swear? :D You must be SO polite :)
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  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    mostly fuck...or fucking shit
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    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
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  • mert
    mert Posts: 167
    I swear. A lot. Mostly just casually throwing Fuck into a conversation... But when I'm really mad, it's either "Jesus Fucking Christ", "Jesus Fuck", or "cocksucker!" yelled like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. And if you want to hear some creative swearing, check out Trailer Park Boys. :)
  • seanw1010
    seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    douchebag or dumbass
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • BetterThanYou
    BetterThanYou Posts: 853
    mert wrote:
    I swear. A lot. Mostly just casually throwing Fuck into a conversation... But when I'm really mad, it's either "Jesus Fucking Christ", "Jesus Fuck", or "cocksucker!" yelled like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. And if you want to hear some creative swearing, check out Trailer Park Boys. :)

    what a horrible movie.
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Drowned Out wrote:
    I'm quite fond of 'fuck sakes'.
    just plain ol' 'fuck' works well too (even better when accompanied by a sigh, grunt or groan).
    Haha, im the same...

    Im a big "for f**ks sake" fan....I have heard my 3 year old say it too, so must learn to mutter more quietly :D
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  • AnnaMelinda
    AnnaMelinda Posts: 331
    Jesus Christ



    Used to say a lot: douche bag... i mean juice bag...i mean juice box

    Jesus is a big leap in the right direction...

    That.... and Cheese-Its!
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  • battan1120
    battan1120 Posts: 310
    Fuck-Fuck You-Fuck Me....the word goes good with everything
    The bus came by and I got on!!!!!
  • mert
    mert Posts: 167
    BetterThanYou wrote:
    what a horrible movie.

    Aww, the movie is pretty good... TV show is better though. :D
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    GodDAMN, son-of'a BITCH!
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    LongRd. wrote:
    GodDAMN, son-of'a BITCH!
    is that the worst you mutter :eek::D
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    what the motherfuck

    I also like to do a Ving Rames version of motherfucker, which sounds like muthafucka. Specifically, I think of that scene in Pulp Fiction when Marcellus Wallace is about to be run over by Bruce Willis' 2 door Honda Civic. He says muthafucka in a "Well I'll be damned" tone of voice.
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    I use the word 'bollocks' to a shocking degree :eek:
    So much so, that I heard my 5yr old mutter it under his breath when I told him off the other day :eek: Needless to say, I've been watching my language since then...
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I use the word 'bollocks' to a shocking degree :eek:
    So much so, that I heard my 5yr old mutter it under his breath when I told him off the other day :eek: Needless to say, I've been watching my language since then...
    I also say bollocks far too much but I manage to restrain myself around small children ;)
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