What is the swear phrase you must often mutter?

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  • Fuck! It's my fav
    "You're the eve of my destruction in the garden of fears"
  • Nicefuckingblinker and fucking cunt are two that slip out quite often when I'm driving.

    Fer fuck's sake

    Motherfuck (usually drawn out and in complete exasperation).

    Fuck me.

    I say crud, jeepers creepers, oh dear, and gosh darnit a lot, too.
    No time to be void or save up on life. You got to spend it all.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I like a random "Fuck you, it's magic!"

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wgc1IREbnjE
  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    I say "fucking shit man" alot. So let me use this in a sentance:

    (J.D. Drew hits a grand slam off Fausto Carmona in the ALCS):

    "Fucking shit man, your gonna let JD fucking Drew hit a grand slam off you?"
  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    Do you happen to visit RM a lot? :D:)

    Huh!? I'm sure I should get it, maybe it's too early, but my brain is a little muddled.
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  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    Nicefuckingblinker and fucking cunt are two that slip out quite often when I'm driving.

    Fer fuck's sake

    Motherfuck (usually drawn out and in complete exasperation).

    Fuck me.

    I say crud, jeepers creepers, oh dear, and gosh darnit a lot, too.

    Yep, I'm a big "fuck me" fan too.
    Glaciers melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the supermassive.
  • Tone wrote:
    Huh!? I'm sure I should get it, maybe it's too early, but my brain is a little muddled.

    The Red Mosquito pj forum.. I'm guessing they use the phrase there.. I wouldn't know, I prefer this place.
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Nicefuckingblinker and fucking cunt are two that slip out quite often when I'm driving.

    I'm at my very worst when I'm driving! If someone cuts me up or doesn't indicate and I have to slow down because they couldn't be bothered to use their indicators......cunts, the lot of 'em!
  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    The Red Mosquito pj forum.. I'm guessing they use the phrase there.. I wouldn't know, I prefer this place.

    Oh right, I haven't really been in there. Thanks ;)
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  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    I say 'cunt' a lot.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    'Fuck me' is a current fave.

    And 'Bollocks' is always good for a laugh.
    I'm not particularly offended by the word 'cunt' but I rarely use it myself.
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  • edpearsonedpearson Posts: 331
    I used to say "Jesus Fucking Christ" A LOT, but my fiance (who's Christian) has somehow got me to say that a lot less.

    But I probably say "DO'H!!!" more than anything. Like when I drop something or forget something. Seems that watching The Simpsons since 1989 is somewhat responsible for this behavior.
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  • Tone wrote:
    Oh right, I haven't really been in there. Thanks ;)

    harmless was right. It just sounded so spot on, I thought maybe you got it from there.
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    my faves,.............

    1) you prickless bastard

    2) fuck off

    3) piss off

    4) right back at you fucker

    5) you nazi bastard

    (if I say them in my head or under my breath does it still count??)
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Son of a Bitch!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    Son of a didley!
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • I'm at my very worst when I'm driving! If someone cuts me up or doesn't indicate and I have to slow down because they couldn't be bothered to use their indicators......cunts, the lot of 'em!

    My typical sentence when I have to deal with idiots on the road is "oh, what the fuck.....you ass!".
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    I use Fuck a lot
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,606
    tish wrote:
    motherfu*er


    Me too.
    Turn this anger into
    Nuclear fission
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    F-Me
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    fuuuck
    Nice shirt.
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    Rat Bastid

    Peace
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  • Shut the hell up comes out of my mouth pretty often. I say it so much,that on my bus,I told an entire group of people in the back to shut the hell up on accident! :eek: :eek: (And the need to) And I am the last person you would see swearing on a bus. :o:o Trust me,if you knew me in real life I am the person that tells people to stop swearing on the bus,but today,I couldn't control my own swearing problems. :o

    EDIT:I can't seem to find anyone on this thread that put down "go fuck yourself",because when I was mad,I nearly shouted that at the top of my lungs.
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  • Fuck you, you fucking fuck face.
    And I'm not living this life without you, I'm selfish and clear
    And you're not leaving here without me, I don't wanna be without
    My best... friend. Wake up, to see you could have it all
  • one i've been using a lot for.....jeez, i don't even remember when i first started using it.....is "fuck me running".

    **edit**

    and the one i use the most when pissed at someone is "fuck you and everyone that looks like you." got that from george carlin.
    "Have you ever.........pooped a balloon?"
    ~D.K.S.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Shut the hell up comes out of my mouth pretty often. I say it so much,that on my bus,I told an entire group of people in the back to shut the hell up on accident! :eek: :eek: (And the need to) And I am the last person you would see swearing on a bus. : o : o Trust me,if you knew me in real life I am the person that tells people to stop swearing on the bus,but today,I couldn't control my own swearing problems. :o

    EDIT:I can't seem to find anyone on this thread that put down "go fuck yourself",because when I was mad,I nearly shouted that at the top of my lungs.
    You consider "shut the hell up" a swear? :D You must be SO polite :)
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  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    mostly fuck...or fucking shit
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • mertmert Posts: 167
    I swear. A lot. Mostly just casually throwing Fuck into a conversation... But when I'm really mad, it's either "Jesus Fucking Christ", "Jesus Fuck", or "cocksucker!" yelled like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. And if you want to hear some creative swearing, check out Trailer Park Boys. :)
  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    douchebag or dumbass
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
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