What is the swear phrase you must often mutter?

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    and is good mates with a famously unfunny comedian on the telly.

    Can he get me Jo Brand's autograph?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Can he get me Jo Brand's autograph?


    Imagine Jo Brand with a beard, and you might guess who I'm talking about. :D
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    I say, "Damn it Janet" a lot.

    I also like to say any variation of fuck. I think it is my favorite word ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Imagine Jo Brand with a beard, and you might guess who I'm talking about. :D

    Oh dear, I actually have no idea who you're talking about... I only know about funny comedians. Except for Jo Brand, but only because when she's on you can't really miss her..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Fuck is my favorite. So many uses.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    fucking shit
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    GlorifiedAnimal wrote:
    any variation of the word "fuck"

    same here :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j_B-GhvPgU

    :D
  • xSmackSoundx
    xSmackSoundx Posts: 479
    Fricken Gosh Darn Crap
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    releaselauren wrote:
    I mutter "you bitch" if my cat annoys me or if my washing machine is acting up or I can't get a sticky syrup stain off the kitchen counter. I talk to myself a lot throughout the course of the day.... I am good company.

    I thought that I was saavy about not swearing until I said "WTF" and I mean, I only said the initials because my kids were around during that particular conversation. However, when my 9 year old said "I know what that means". I asked, "what does it mean?" he said and spelled out "What the F U C K" because he knows what I will wash his mouth out with soap if he says the word but, hey, at least his spelling is good. I pride myself on not swearing in front of my children..... or so I thought. Bad mom..... :o

    Apparently, they have super-sonic ears and can hear me say "oh, what the fuck" or "you bitch" when I am certain that I only hear the words in my head.

    so, what swear phrase brings you comfort during moments of frustration?

    "motherfucker" seems to escape my lips a lot lately. And my 22 month old daughter's pronunciation of it seems to be getting better every time she repeats it... lol :o
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,690
    balderdash
    I miss igotid88
  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    FinsburyParkCarrots!!!!
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    That's not a swear word, that's an orgasmic exultation.
  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    Haha.
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I fucking love swearing and this thread is an example of why...even when simply talking about it, hilarity ensues....
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    probably 'motherfucker'....or some variant. i have quite the blue vocabulary when in a state of anger/frustration....so yea.....the expletives fly....:p
    Stay with me...
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    swear words make baby jesus cry.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    catefrances wrote:
    swear words make baby jesus cry.


    Tom Cruise drinks baby jesus tears.
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    I am quite fond of fucking hell, bloody hell or cocksucker motherfuckerassholeprick :p


    Not that I usually have such a potty mouth :eek: *looks innocent*
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    SHOOT! My daughter gets a quarter for every curse word including Hell and Damn.

    I do fool her though with some curse words fom Jamaica such as Bloodcloth or Bumbocloth and others. :D

    Peace
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    And my 22 month old daughter's pronunciation of it seems to be getting better every time she repeats it... lol :o

    :D
    Mine made it almost to 3 before droppin her first f-bomb. She was snooping in the fridge and couldn't find any sweets....slammed the door, stomped her foot and said "fuuuuck!"
    dad was so proud :rolleyes:

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