What is the swear phrase you must often mutter?

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  • AllNiteThingAllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    FinsburyParkCarrots!!!!
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    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    That's not a swear word, that's an orgasmic exultation.
  • AllNiteThingAllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    Haha.
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I fucking love swearing and this thread is an example of why...even when simply talking about it, hilarity ensues....
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    probably 'motherfucker'....or some variant. i have quite the blue vocabulary when in a state of anger/frustration....so yea.....the expletives fly....:p
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    swear words make baby jesus cry.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • AllNiteThingAllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    swear words make baby jesus cry.


    Tom Cruise drinks baby jesus tears.
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    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • I am quite fond of fucking hell, bloody hell or cocksucker motherfuckerassholeprick :p


    Not that I usually have such a potty mouth :eek: *looks innocent*
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    SHOOT! My daughter gets a quarter for every curse word including Hell and Damn.

    I do fool her though with some curse words fom Jamaica such as Bloodcloth or Bumbocloth and others. :D

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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    And my 22 month old daughter's pronunciation of it seems to be getting better every time she repeats it... lol :o

    :D
    Mine made it almost to 3 before droppin her first f-bomb. She was snooping in the fridge and couldn't find any sweets....slammed the door, stomped her foot and said "fuuuuck!"
    dad was so proud :rolleyes:
  • AllNiteThingAllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    :D
    Mine made it almost to 3 before droppin her first f-bomb. She was snooping in the fridge and couldn't find any sweets....slammed the door, stomped her foot and said "fuuuuck!"
    dad was so proud :rolleyes:


    lol Good stuff. :D
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    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    I say "god dammit" a lot. And I call my roommate simply a "fuck" a whole lot too, but he never hears it.
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  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    Bollocks... not really a swear word, just a great fun word :)

    twat-faced wanker - courtesy of a friend who seems to get tourettes when she's drunk too much... this is a personal fav that tumbled out Christmas Day 2006 many, many times. I use it alot now.
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    swear words make baby jesus cry.



    Who??!?!?!?!?!?!?! :confused:
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  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    Freaking crap, man!
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • whulmefwhulmef Posts: 176
    Favs:
    Jesus Fucking Christ; often shortened to "jesus fuck"
    Mother of God!

    and I hate when people my age (im in college) use swear words the wrong way. "Fuckin A" is for when you agree with something, like saying "Hell yeah." A lot of kids use it as when something bad happens, and it annoys the hell out of me.

    Also, the verb to ball. Ballin is having sex, it has nothing to do with playing basketball or making lots of money. This drives me up the friggin wall
  • whulmefwhulmef Posts: 176
    If you want to learn how to curse really well, hang out with a Catholic, they do it the best as they practically invented all the curse words we use today. I went to a Catholic school and in the eighth grade one of the Franciscan Bros. would guest lecture for US history. He was very good at cursing. All Catholics are.
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    whulmef wrote:
    If you want to learn how to curse really well, hang out with a Catholic, they do it the best as they practically invented all the curse words we use today. I went to a Catholic school and in the eighth grade one of the Franciscan Bros. would guest lecture for US history. He was very good at cursing. All Catholics are.

    Man, this better not be the case for as much money I pay for my daughter's Catholic School. Then again she dislikes ALL cursing, so I think she'll be fine making her way through the 6th grade.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Fuck it
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  • whulmefwhulmef Posts: 176
    Dont worry, Bro. Cleadus was an amazing lecture. He just threw some damns in and us eighth grades found the Pilgrims that much more fascinating.
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    damn it! what the fuck shit asswipe motherfucker thread is this! :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    'Fuck a duck'

    Normally said in any place the word Fuck would be used.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,308
    any variation of fuck, like what the fuck or fuck that..
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  • pjhabitpjhabit Posts: 211
    fuckin shit man & now (thanks to this thread) fuck sakes
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    shitballs.
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Lots of fucks and a fair few cunts, with a smattering of wankers and pricks. Not very inventive I know.
  • Tone wrote:
    fuck a duck,

    Do you happen to visit RM a lot? :D:)
  • muppetmuppet Posts: 980
    Mama Mia!
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    BASTARD!!!!

    to almost anything or anyone whom pisses me off.....

    OH, FUCK!!!!

    to when I've made a mistake or mad at self for something stooooopid...

    FUCKERS!!!!

    when I'm speaking of the all of the males in the universe....

    hmmmmm... Where is the soap for my mouth????? :D
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