What is the swear phrase you must often mutter?

releaselauren
releaselauren Posts: 384
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I mutter "you bitch" if my cat annoys me or if my washing machine is acting up or I can't get a sticky syrup stain off the kitchen counter. I talk to myself a lot throughout the course of the day.... I am good company.

I thought that I was saavy about not swearing until I said "WTF" and I mean, I only said the initials because my kids were around during that particular conversation. However, when my 9 year old said "I know what that means". I asked, "what does it mean?" he said and spelled out "What the F U C K" because he knows what I will wash his mouth out with soap if he says the word but, hey, at least his spelling is good. I pride myself on not swearing in front of my children..... or so I thought. Bad mom..... :o

Apparently, they have super-sonic ears and can hear me say "oh, what the fuck" or "you bitch" when I am certain that I only hear the words in my head.

so, what swear phrase brings you comfort during moments of frustration?
"you shall be released" ~ EV
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    motherfu*er
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I can't say on here.
  • PearlsGirl
    PearlsGirl Posts: 257
    I tend to yell FUCK a lot. and I do say "you bitch" to anyone that might tick me off. i'm pretty frustrated right now and in my head, cause no on is around, I am screaming FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK at the top of my lungs.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I like calling people a fucktard. :)
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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    any variation of the word "fuck"
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I'm quite fond of 'fuck sakes'.
    just plain ol' 'fuck' works well too (even better when accompanied by a sigh, grunt or groan).
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Predominantly fuck based phrases, and indeed the word as a stand-alone. It's magic.

    Honourable mentions go to 'cunt' and 'shit'. They are common. I say cunt like it's acceptable.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Predominantly fuck based phrases, and indeed the word as a stand-alone. It's magic.

    Honourable mentions go to 'cunt' and 'shit'. They are common. I say cunt like it's acceptable.

    Cunt is very acceptable, and I like to accept it... but I don't use the word much, it tends to make me laugh during the act.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Crapola... but it's not really a swear word. Maybe 'oh, for f*ck sake'!
  • Tone
    Tone Posts: 1,206
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Crapola... but it's not really a swear word. Maybe 'oh, for f*ck sake'!

    Yeah, definitely "oh fer fuck's sake" comes out of my mouth dozens of times every day. There's also: fuck it, fuck a duck, mother fuck it just goes on and on...
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! :)
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I remember once going for a pint with a lovely old header one time. He said, "Let's go in this pub. There's bound to be lots of cunt in here."

    We went inside, and the place was full of miserable old men, skulking at the bar.

    "Lots of cunts." He said. "What a difference one letter makes."
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I have a certain fondness for scottish profanities too.

    Doss cunt is the best insult ever.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I remember once going for a pint with a lovely old header one time. He said, "Let's go in this pub. There's bound to be lots of cunt in here."

    We went inside, and the place was full of miserable old men, skulking at the bar.

    "Lots of cunts." He said. "What a difference one letter makes."
    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I remember another time we walked in on a pub quiz. The question was being read out:-

    "A flock of birds, a herd of buffalo, and --"

    " -- and a shower of cunts!", he shouted back! :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I remember another time we walked in on a pub quiz. The question was being read out:-

    "A flock of birds, a herd of buffalo, and --"

    " -- and a shower of cunts!", he shouted back! :D

    This guy is hilarious. I have to meet him. Should I book an appointment?
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  • GoingToLukins
    GoingToLukins Posts: 232
    My favourite expletive is "balls!", or any variation of it including, but not limited to;

    "oh balls!"
    "holy Balls almighty!"
    "it's hot as balls in here!"
    "fucking balls, man!"

    I say "fuck" a lot too, but more casually and less as an expletive.

    I feel like such a lady :)



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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    tits! hahahahahaha
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  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Crapola... but it's not really a swear word. Maybe 'oh, for f*ck sake'!


    just realized that I also say "crapola" a lot... where did this word come from? :confused:



    also... what is up with the word "cunt"? It never offends me. In fact, it makes me giggle. I've been called that before (rarely, of course, because I am an angel) and my usual response is laughter, followed by "is that all you got?" :D
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    This guy is hilarious. I have to meet him. Should I book an appointment?


    He's snorting pure Columbian, somewhere or other, and shagging some blonde, I'm sure. He's about fifty-five, and is good mates with a famously unfunny comedian on the telly. None of his wit seems to have rubbed off.

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