I swear. A lot. Mostly just casually throwing Fuck into a conversation... But when I'm really mad, it's either "Jesus Fucking Christ", "Jesus Fuck", or "cocksucker!" yelled like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. And if you want to hear some creative swearing, check out Trailer Park Boys.
I also like to do a Ving Rames version of motherfucker, which sounds like muthafucka. Specifically, I think of that scene in Pulp Fiction when Marcellus Wallace is about to be run over by Bruce Willis' 2 door Honda Civic. He says muthafucka in a "Well I'll be damned" tone of voice.
I use the word 'bollocks' to a shocking degree :eek:
So much so, that I heard my 5yr old mutter it under his breath when I told him off the other day :eek: Needless to say, I've been watching my language since then...
I use the word 'bollocks' to a shocking degree :eek:
So much so, that I heard my 5yr old mutter it under his breath when I told him off the other day :eek: Needless to say, I've been watching my language since then...
I also say bollocks far too much but I manage to restrain myself around small children
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
When I am working on something or frustrated with anything, two things are bound to come out of my mouth
Jesus Fucking Christ
or
Fucking Cunt
One time I was working on a construction site and I said the latter out of frustration with what I was doing and I looked down and a woman who worked for the General Contractor was looking at me with a horrified look on her face. I got down and apologized immediately. I think she thought I was talking to her.
You consider "shut the hell up" a swear? You must be SO polite
I am most of the time. When I am by my self,I swear at my homework a lot. And,I say shut the fuck up to myself a lot when I am mad at myself. I know I'm weird.
To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.
ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
I enjoy that word but really don't know how to use it here.
Just plain ole shit works too.
And I enjoy calling people buggers. Is that bad in the UK?
It isn't so bad here.
Bollocks could be used in pretty much every situation where you could use shit
To confuse matters though if something is the dogs bollocks that means it is a good thing ... obv. if it's bollocks it's well ... shit ... although if it's the bollocks it would be good but not as good as the dog's bollocks ... see easy!
Nah bugger isn't bad.
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
I enjoy that word but really don't know how to use it here.
Just plain ole shit works too.
And I enjoy calling people buggers. Is that bad in the UK?
It isn't so bad here.
bugger is quite a gentle swear in the UK, something you may even use on your kids...:D
Bollocks is pretty cool, kinda says a hundred words on its' own.
douchecock <
definitely a fave...
wtf
fucker
bitch
stfu
go fuck yourself
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
Bollocks could be used in pretty much every situation where you could use shit
To confuse matters though if something is the dogs bollocks that means it is a good thing ... obv. if it's bollocks it's well ... shit ... although of it's the bollocks it would be good but not as good as the dog's bollocks ... see easy!
Nah bugger isn't bad.
Gimme a real bad insult from the UK.
What is the worst thing you can say?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
The worst here is the C word, without a doubt. Call someone that and it takes a bit of clawing back.
Yeah that was the only one I could think of.
I noticed when I lived in the US that you guys don't swear as much as us ... and I've heard from Americans that have lived here that we don't take the same level of offence.
C&nt???
Really?
You all seem to toss it around very casually. lol
I think we throw most swear words around pretty casually here. With that one it is the way in which you say it ... you can call a friend a c*** (although I wouldn't ... it's the only one I won't use) 'ah ya c***' and it doesn't mean anything
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
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what a horrible movie.
~D.K.S.
Im a big "for f**ks sake" fan....I have heard my 3 year old say it too, so must learn to mutter more quietly
Used to say a lot: douche bag... i mean juice bag...i mean juice box
Jesus is a big leap in the right direction...
That.... and Cheese-Its!
Aww, the movie is pretty good... TV show is better though.
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
I also like to do a Ving Rames version of motherfucker, which sounds like muthafucka. Specifically, I think of that scene in Pulp Fiction when Marcellus Wallace is about to be run over by Bruce Willis' 2 door Honda Civic. He says muthafucka in a "Well I'll be damned" tone of voice.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
So much so, that I heard my 5yr old mutter it under his breath when I told him off the other day :eek: Needless to say, I've been watching my language since then...
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
If anythings going to make you swear it's that...
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
and
Fucking Arxithia
-Greg Dulli
Jesus Fucking Christ
or
Fucking Cunt
One time I was working on a construction site and I said the latter out of frustration with what I was doing and I looked down and a woman who worked for the General Contractor was looking at me with a horrified look on her face. I got down and apologized immediately. I think she thought I was talking to her.
9/29/04 Boston, 6/28/08 Mansfield, 8/23/09 Chicago, 5/15/10 Hartford
5/17/10 Boston, 10/15/13 Worcester, 10/16/13 Worcester, 10/25/13 Hartford
8/5/16 Fenway, 8/7/16 Fenway
EV Solo: 6/16/11 Boston, 6/18/11 Hartford,
God Dammit!
You whore!
i also say shit a lot. and "what the shit?!!?" is one of my favorites
ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
i cannot post my actual vocabulary in here because i am afraid i would be banned.
here is an example:
shit
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i say that alot.
:mad:
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I love em all
eg. fuck it. fuck this. fuck that. fuck sake. fuck you. fuck me. fuck off.
Just plain ole shit works too.
And I enjoy calling people buggers. Is that bad in the UK?
It isn't so bad here.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Bollocks could be used in pretty much every situation where you could use shit
To confuse matters though if something is the dogs bollocks that means it is a good thing ... obv. if it's bollocks it's well ... shit
Nah bugger isn't bad.
bugger is quite a gentle swear in the UK, something you may even use on your kids...:D
Bollocks is pretty cool, kinda says a hundred words on its' own.
definitely a fave...
wtf
fucker
bitch
stfu
go fuck yourself
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
What is the worst thing you can say?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
why, who are you going to use it on?
The worst here is the C word, without a doubt. Call someone that and it takes a bit of clawing back.
Really?
You all seem to toss it around very casually. lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Yeah that was the only one I could think of.
I noticed when I lived in the US that you guys don't swear as much as us ... and I've heard from Americans that have lived here that we don't take the same level of offence.
I think we throw most swear words around pretty casually here. With that one it is the way in which you say it ... you can call a friend a c*** (although I wouldn't ... it's the only one I won't use) 'ah ya c***' and it doesn't mean anything